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"Were-Cow" is a song sung by Dan Povenmire with chorus by Danny Jacob in the Season 3 episode "That's the Spirit". It is played when the Were-cow caused mayhem throughout Danville during Halloween with Perry giving chase in an attempt to capture it, and is played when a mob of Danville's citizens chase the Were-cow with torches and pitch-forks due to the damage it did to the city.


Get ready for udder terror,
'Cause you're just some cud that he's gonna chew,
And you never had steak any rarer,
So you better beware of the Moo!
'Cause we got a were-cow,
Were-cow on the rampage!
You know I think this warning should suffice!
Were-cow, were-cow on the rampage!
Oh look out, he's gonna chew you twice!
Were-cow, were-cow on the rampage!

Well they've got pitchforks and other implements of farming,
I don't think they're in a planting mood.
And if they catch up to you it's gonna be alarming,
So you'd better hoof it out of there, dude!
Yeah, we got a were-cow,
Were-cow on the run!
And they look like they got a score to settle!
Were-cow, were-cow on the run!
They're gonna poke you with some rusty metal!

Background information

  • As the song is about to begin, one of the street citizens speaks the line: "There are NO monsters in America. What a jinx." This may be a reference to "An American Tail" where the mice talked about going to America where there were no cats.


BMI Work #14104783

See Also

"Evil Jingle" ("That's the Spirit")
Songs Next:
"Evil Jingle" ("The Curse of Candace")