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"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is an English Christmas carol that enumerates a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas. It is sung by the cast of Phineas and Ferb in Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites. An altered version is sung by Doofenshmirtz in "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!"

Lyrics

Soundtrack version

Phineas: On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski

Candace: On the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Isabella: On the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Jeremy: On the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: On the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State Area!
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Baljeet: On the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State Area...
Or at least a large portion of it. I don't...I don't want to get too greedy.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Buford: On the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State...
You know what, how about just two of the three states? That's fair, right? Deal?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Major Monogram: On the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: One single state!
I feel like I was overreaching before. Just...just one state area will be fine. Go on with the song.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
(Perry chatters)
Major Monogram: Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Five golden rings!
Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once. It's tradition... and I'm traditional.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry chatters)
Major Monogram: Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, actually, promotion to Colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it... is it too late to change mine?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Vanessa: On the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry chatters)
Major Monogram: Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!!!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Ferb: One line of dialogue
Vanessa: My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry chatters)
Major Monogram: Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Ah, forget it!
All: And a jet-powered rocket ski!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...inator!

Short version

On the Disney website, there is a significantly shorter version in which Dr. Doofenshmirtz convinces the cast to skip to the twelfth day already after reaching the third. This version was also shown on TV in 2010, where the song was taken to the 12th day quickly so that Disney Channel or Disney XD could continue to their show.

Phineas: On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski

Candace: On the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Isabella: On the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State Area...
Or at least a large portion of it. Get to the twelfth day already!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Ferb: One line of dialogue
Vanessa: My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry chatters)
Major Monogram: Promotion to Colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Promotion to Colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it too late to change mine?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Ah, forget it!
All: And a jet-powered rocket ski!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...inator!

Background Information

Songwriters

BMI Work #12029789

Continuity

See also

References

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