"I may be stiff, but at least I'm beautiful." |
"Stiff Beauty" is a brand of hair spray that is Professor Poofenplotz's favorite hair spray, made from the sap of the maracanut tree. It was discontinued because only amusement park clowns used it and when the Old Abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park closed it hadn't been selling.
Lyrics
Laura Dickinson: Stiff Beauty!
Songwriters
- Dan Povenmire
- Danny Jacob
BMI Work #11941378
Background Information
- Stiff Beauty is possibly responsible for the near-extinction of the maracanut tree.
- The spray has a jingle.
Appearances
- "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" (First appearance)
Previous: "Doof 'N' Puss (Instrumental) |
Songs | Next: "Mix and Mingle Machine" |