"Square Dance" is a song performed by a square dance caller and Candace in the episode "Mind Share". Candace takes over from the caller in order to lead the alien criminals back to the mind sharing platform.
Lyrics[]
Square dance caller: Do-si-do with all your might
Join elbows and circle right
Now join hands with the lady fair
And promenade her way out there
Pick it up now!
You're lookin' good out there
Now promenade your lady fair
She's the gal with bright red hair
Now promenade! Promenade!
Allemande with the old left hand
Partners right and a right-left grand
Hand over hand and heel over heel
The faster you go, the better you feel!
Now allemande right, tip her to and fro
Duck on under, don't be slow
Two more times then turn around,
Lift her up and set her down!
Now grab hands and promenade—
Candace: Listen up, dweebs, and listen good:
You're gonna do what I say you should
If you're a reptile, four by four,
All join hands and head for the door!
That's right! Cross on through there.
Out the door and all turn west,
Together now, don't be a pest
Wait right here for all of us;
We're about to board the Main Street bus
...
I'm gonna get my brothers back,
You cosmic kleptomaniacs!
So get on up with a hop and a spring,
Climb on up on the... the...
Oh, what the heck did Phineas call that thing?
Oh, what did he call it? The... the transfer stage arena, the mind swap place, the... the, um...
Oh, I remember!
Climb on up that platform thing!
Demo lyrics[]
Do-si-do with all yer might
Join elbows and circle right
Now join hands with yer lady fair
Promenade her way down there.
Pick it up now, an' don't ferget to vote Republican!
Allemande right with her to and fro
Dog on under, don't be slow
Two more times, then turn around
Pick 'em up an' set 'em down
Allemande with the ol' left hand
Partners right with a right-left grand
Hand over hand and heel over heel
The faster you go, the better you feel
Now promenade your lady fair
She's the gal with the bright red hair
Now promenade
Listen up, dweebs and listen good
You're gonna do what I say you should
If you're a reptile four by four
All join hands and head for the door
That's right! Cross on through there!
Out the door and all turn west
Together now, don't be a pest
Wait right there for all of us
We're about to board the Main Street bus
Get on the bus and pay the man
Sit right there, no need to stand
Won't be long until we're home
Hey, there! Leave that driver alone!
Lift the latch, go through the gate
Get right in and don't be late
Keep on movin', we're almost there
Won't be long 'til you're out of my hair
I'm gonna get my brothers back
You cosmic kleptomaniacs
So get on up with a hop and a spring
Climb on up the... the... the...
What's that thing called?
Climb on up that platform thing!
Yeehaw!
Guide vocals version[]
Danny Jacob: Listen up, dweebs and listen good
You're gonna do what I say you should
If you're a reptile four by four
All join hands and head for the door
That's right! Cross on through there!
Out the door and all turn west
Together now, don't be a pest
Wait right there for all of us
We're about to board the Main Street bus
Get on the bus and pay the man
Sit right there, no need to stand
It won't be long 'til we're all home
Buford, leave that driver alone!
Lift the latch, go through the gate
Get in there and don't be late
Keep on movin', we're almost there
It won't be long 'til you're out of my hair
I'm gonna get my brothers back
You cosmic kleptomaniacs
So get on up with a hop and a spring
Climb on up on the... uh... the...
What the heck is that thing called?
Climb on up the platform thing!
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #15909789
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