"Shot in the Butt with a Dart" is a song from the Season 3 episode "Bad Hair Day". It was performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who was tranquilized by Mrs. Johnson after being mistaken for a Tangerine Orangutan.
I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons
Though I'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds
Don't know my location; I'm not sure that I care
But I think I'm in a jungle, and I'm covered in hair
If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart
I've been shot in the--
(Doofenshmirtz falls over, and the animals stare at each other in disbelief)
- Doofenshmirtz correctly predicted the amount of time it took him to faint.
- Doofenshmirtz uses a cane and a hat for his musical number like he did in "Tree to Get Ready", "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo", and "Rollercoaster: The Musical!".
- This is the second time that Doofenshmirtz couldn't finish his song, the first being in "Wizard of Odd".
- This is the second time that there are animals on a song of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, the first being pigeons in the song "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" in "Tree to Get Ready".
BMI Work #13749695
"Evil Jingle" (Organ Version)
"Quirky Worky Song" (Bounce House Version)