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"Shot in the Butt with a Dart" is a song from the Season 3 episode "Bad Hair Day". It was performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who was tranquilized by Mrs. Johnson after being mistaken for a Tangerine Orangutan.


I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons
Though I'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds

Don't know my location; I'm not sure that I care
But I think I'm in a jungle, and I'm covered in hair

If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart

I've been shot in the--
(Doofenshmirtz falls over, and the animals stare at each other in disbelief)

Background Information


BMI Work #13749695

"Evil Jingle" (Organ Version)
Songs Next:
"Quirky Worky Song" (Bounce House Version)