“ | Phineas, Ferb, Mom put me on noise patrol while she's taking an online test. She needs it to be absolutely quiet! | ” |
— Candace Flynn |
After Mom asks the kids to keep quiet while she prepares for her online knitting test, Phineas and Ferb create ninja outfits designed to hide the wearer from anyone who is not wearing them. Meanwhile, Candace becomes increasingly frustrated after she can’t find the boys and bust them. Across town, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents the De-Handsome-inator.
Episode Summary[]
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford are playing a "robot attack" game with Buford's robot suit, but he trips over a lamp. Linda tells Candace that she wants everyone to be quiet while she is taking her online knitting test, and is leaving Candace in charge. Candace tells the boys to be quiet and invisible, giving Phineas the idea to make ninja suits.
Major Monogram tells Perry that Doofenshmirtz has been drawing ugly pictures onto handsome men on magazine covers, and is probably plotting something. At Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Perry gets trapped in a giant apple. Doofenshmirtz says that the men on magazine covers are "mocking him", so he invented the De-Handsome-inator to make them hideous. Perry escapes and attacks Doofenshmirtz, who tries to swat him with the magazine. He hits the switch on the inator, changing the setting to handsome, and it zaps himself and makes himself handsome. He doesn't know he is handsome, so he just leaves to get lunch with Perry.
As Linda starts her test, Phineas, Ferb, and their friends have their newly made ninja suits on, equipped with the function to hide them from anyone who is not wearing them, in addition to making one for Candace as well. When Candace walks out, they activate them, and the suits hide themselves from Candace. In the living room, Candace can't see them, but can still feel their presence, so she looks around for them. Phineas, still avoiding her, tells her to put on her suit in order for her to see them.
Everyone is giving Doofenshmirtz things and helping him. At lunch, the waiters give Doofenshmirtz and Perry whatever they want, and someone takes a picture of Doofenshmirtz. He sees the framed picture and thinks it got mixed up, but then Perry shows him a mirror.
At home, Candace is wearing her ninja suit and tries to show her mom, but she is still busy taking her knitting test; whenever Linda tries to look at Candace, she keeps hiding from her. Candace takes the costume off, but the costume jumps out of the window before Linda looks. Outside, Phineas finds Candace's suit hiding on its own and promptly turns it off.
Meanwhile, the citizens are still oogling over Heinz. Just then, his brother, Roger, is about to crown him leader of the Tri-State Area. Perry tries to shoot Doofenshmirtz with the De-Handsome-inator, but commemorative balloons shaped like Doofenshmirtz get in his way.
The kids take off their suits and see Candace's suit behind the tree. They realize she still had it activated, making it hide from anyone who did not have the suits on. Candace pulls Linda's chair outside to show her the suits, but the kids activate their suits to put them away, making them run away and hide before Linda sees them. Linda thanks the kids for being quiet all afternoon unlike Candace, but she still passed her test anyway. She offers the kids snacks and orders Candace to push her back inside.
Perry comes up to City Hall with Doofenshmirtz's remote. Doofenshmirtz doesn't care, because of the balloons. Perry shoots, and it bounces off a mirror taped to a balloon, one taped to a building, the windows of six cars, and a mirror taped to a pigeon. It hits Doofenshmirtz, turning him back to his ugly self and is denied by everyone. The inator bounces off the mirrors and hits itself. It hits Buford, and then blows up.
Transcript[]
Read the transcript of Quietest Day Ever.
Songs[]
Gallery[]
View the image gallery for "Quietest Day Ever". |
Running Gags[]
The "Too Young" Line[]
Roger: Well, well, well Heinz, I see that at the age of 47 you've finally grown into your looks. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes. Yes, I have. |
Ferb's Line[]
Ferb: Did you ever notice in a certain light Buford looks...handsome? Buford: It's both a blessing and a curse. |
What'cha doin'?[]
None.
I know what we're gonna do today!/Hey, where's Perry?[]
Buford: Silent and invisible!? What am I, a ninja? Phineas: That's It! Gang, I know what we're going to do today! Speaking of silent and invisible, where's Perry? |
Oh, there you are, Perry[]
None.
Perry's entrance to his lair[]
None.
Evil Jingle[]
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Memorable Quotes[]
Buford falls and makes a loud noise.
Candace: Knock it off! Linda: Candace, I don’t know what you kids are doing, but I taking a online knitting test in a few minutes, and I need it to be quiet around here. to Candace in a serious but in a sarcastic tone. You might remember quiet, I’m not sure you two ever met. Anyway I’m putting you on noise patrol, You’re in charge. Candace: I’m in charge! Woo-hoo!! Yeah!!! Mom: Use a muffler. Candace: (Candace grabs and puts a cushion over her face.) Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo! |
Doofenshmirtz: This is horrible! I can't be handsome, it's everything I despise! You see, Perry the Platypus, handsome people get all the good stuff! Watch this. Hey lady, Nice baby.
Unnamed mother: You want him? I think he likes you better. Doofenshmirtz: NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR BABY! |
Phineas: By pressing the "on "button, the outfits puts themselves away.
(Everybody presses the button on their ninja outfit and the outfits flip away from outer sight.) |
Doofenshmirtz: See, this isn't me. (looking at picture)
(Perry holds up mirror during his rant after seeing picture.) Doofenshmirtz: *Gasp* |
Buford: Whoa Phineas, which way are you facing?
Phineas: Good question. (Phineas turns his eyes to the other side of his head) Phineas: Left. |
Mom: Oh hi kids. I want to thank you for being so quiet all afternoon, unlike someone I know.
Candace: But but-but... Phineas: Hey Mom, how your test go? Mom: Well lucky for Candace I just passed. Anyone for pie? The kids:(Everybody jump for joy except Ferb) ME! Mom:(In a stern tone.) Mush Candace. Candace:(Pushes Mom away who is still in the computer chair.) Sigh. |
Background Information[]
None.
Production Information[]
- This episode aired on Disney Channel On Demand on March 23, 2012.
- This episode was paired with "The Doonkelberry Imperative" when it premiered on Disney Channel.
International Premieres[]
- April 13, 2012 (Family Channel)
- May 2, 2012 (Disney Channel Latin America and Brazil)
- June 22, 2012 (Disney XD Poland)
- June 24, 2012 (Disney XD Latin America)
- August 8, 2012 (Disney Channel Israel)
- October 14, 2012 (Disney XD Spain)
- October 27, 2012 (Disney Channel Portugal)
- November 24, 2012 (Disney Channel Asia)
Errors[]
- Before Linda types the answer to the question "What do you call a clever knitter", the answer appears in the answer box right when she says it, without even typing it in.
- When the screen first shows the question "What do you call a clever knitter", there is a ball of yarn shown to the right of the question on the screen. When Candace is trying to show her mom the ninja outfit, it has a pink scarf on the right side of the question. In the next shot, it changes back into a ball of yarn. After a couple of shots, it turns back into a pink scarf.
- When Roger says to Heinz "You have finally grown into your looks", the top stripe on his tie changes directions.
- When Doofenshmirtz gets his picture taken in the cafe, he has a surprised look on his face. In the picture he is handed, he looks confused.
- The same two questions appear on Linda's test instead of changing.
- When Buford is chasing the others in his robot costume, in one scene, his neck is missing.
- When the gang is seen hiding from Candace in the living room, Phineas' head is not attached to his body when he is climbing on the ceiling.
- At the beginning when everyone is running, only Isabella is heard screaming despite everyone's mouths being open.
- When Doofenshmirtz tries to blast Perry, the crowd is still there, but they all went to go read fashion magazines in the previous scene.
- When Candace presses the remote to turn the TV on, the screen on the TV gets darker.
- In the hallway, Candace's room can be seen next to Phineas and Ferb's room, when it should be directly across from it.
- When the ninja suits are first seen folded, they're outlined in red instead of each kid's respective color.
- When Candace brings Linda out, Isabella is smiling, but whenever the camera zooms in on Linda, Isabella is frowning, and her standing gesture is different.
- When Candace brings Linda into the backyard, part of her hair goes over her shirt. At the same time, there are leaves in the place where the ninja suits were, but when Linda offers pie the leaves are gone. One leaf also overlaps a leg on Linda's chair.
- When Linda says "This test is time sensitive", Candace's head is outlined red.
- When first seen, the commemorative hot air balloons have passengers, but later, when seen from Roger and Heinz's point of view, none have passengers.
- As "I'm Handsome" ends and Doofenshmirtz walks up the stairs, the middle of the crowd is a copy of the front half.
Continuity[]
- The picture near the bathroom with Phineas and Ferb holding Perry and young Candace is seen again ("Mom's in the House").
Allusions[]
- Godzilla - Garbage-zilla, the garbage monster played by Buford, is a parody of this fictional giant monster.
- Spider-Man - When Candace says "my busting sense is tingling", she alludes to this superhero's quote "my spider-sense is tingling".
Trivia[]
- This is the first time Baljeet is seen wearing a ninja suit.
- The De-Handsome-inator in reverse produces a similar effect to Cutonium, in that it makes Doofenshmirtz so handsome no one can resist his handsomeness.
- It is revealed that Doofenshmirtz is 47 years old.
- The title of this episode is similar to "The Best Lazy Day Ever".
- Also, both episodes involve Doofenshmirtz being referred to as ugly and creates an inator that turns something ugly.
- Isabella wears a ninja suit again ("Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together").
- Candace says "Bust them" again ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo", "What Do It Do?").
- This is the fourth time Linda stays at home while Phineas and Ferb build and play with their invention ("Phineas and Ferb Interrupted", "Mommy Can You Hear Me?", "Mom's in the House").
- The Bistro is seen again ("Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!").
- During the song "I'm Handsome", during the line "My hair is wavy...", a woman in the background can be seen fainting over her windowsill. During the line "Take a picture...", she is seen fainting again in the same way, but in a different direction. This is most likely due to the fact that Doofenshmirtz was animated separately, and the background was flipped out to make it look different.
Cast[]
- Main article: Credits
- Vincent Martella as Phineas
- Ashley Tisdale as Candace
- Thomas Sangster as Ferb
- Caroline Rhea as Mom
- Dan Povenmire as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
- Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Major Monogram
- Tyler Mann as Carl ♦
- John O'Hurley as Roger Doofenshmirtz
- Dee Bradley Baker as Perry
- Maulik Pancholy as Baljeet
- Bobby Gaylor as Buford
- Alyson Stoner as Isabella
- Additional Voices: Ashley Tisdale, Brian Phelps, Dan Povenmire, Dee Bradley Baker, Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Jennifer Cody, Kari Wahlgren, Kat Cressida, S. Scott Bullock, Vincent Martella
- ♦ designates a character that did not appear in this episode
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