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"My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" is a song from the episode "Tree to Get Ready". In this song, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells Perry that there are lots of people he hates, but it is his brother, Roger, whom he wants to "smother in a ton of pigeon goo".

Lyrics

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!!

There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to! 

But my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!

Yes! My goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo...!!

You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?

Songwriters

BMI Work #10532434

Background Information

See Also

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