"My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" is a song from the episode "Tree to Get Ready". In this song, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz tells Perry that there are lots of people he hates, but it is his brother, Roger, whom he wants to "smother in a ton of pigeon goo".
Lyrics[]
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!!
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to!
But my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!
Yes! My goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo...!!
You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #10532434
Background Information[]
- This is Doofenshmirtz's first long musical performance. He wouldn't have his trademark chorus girls until "Impress My Professor" in "Oil on Candace".
- "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" was nominated for "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown", but didn't get enough votes to be included in the Top 10.
- Doof refers to Roger as his "goody two-shoes brother" in "What A Croc!" and "The Mom Attractor".
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