Major Monogram: Ahh... The world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me...
My whole world is this screen, just four walls of a rectangle
But I can dare to dream-- (The screen goes black) Carl!
Carl: Oh! Sorry, sir. I thought you were done. Do you want me to turn them back on?
Major Monogram: Nah, forget it. The moment's gone.
(Later on in the episode)
Major Monogram: Oh, I hope Agent P is having good luck like I told him to.
My whole world is this screen, just four--
(Scene cuts to Phineas and Ferb Opening the Rollercoaster)
Carl: Oh, c'mon, sir!
Major Monogram: No, Carl. The moment is gone.
Major Monogram: I got cut-off twice already.
Carl: But sir, you're very good!
Major Monogram: I am?
Carl: Yes, sir. I've heard you practice.
Major Monogram: Well, I have been practicing.
Carl: Yes, sir. And just like the song says: Carpe Diem!
Major Monogram: Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?
Carl: No, you can't, sir.
Major Monogram: All righty then! (Clears throat)
My whole world is this scree--
(End logo interrupts him)
Oh, come on!
- Some part of Major Monogram wanted to sing that he hid to anyone he knew ("Split Personality").
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"I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun" (Instrumental 14)