This is list of Ferb's lines in Season 1.

Episode Quote
"Rollercoaster" Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.
Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
"Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" Sings in Backyard Beach
Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
Ferb: With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
Phineas: Ha ha ha ha ha!
"Flop Starz" Sings in Gitchee Gitchee Goo
"The Fast and the Phineas" -None-
"Lights, Candace, Action!" Phineas: Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.
Ferb: But the Internet is forever.
"Raging Bully" Buford: So, same thing tomorrow?
Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.
Buford: You calling me a shark?!
(Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down)
Phineas: Ferb!
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
"Candace Loses Her Head" "Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake."
"I, Brobot" -None-
"Run Away Runway" Candace: But just remember: Gaston said I'll always be his cou de crayon!
Ferb: You do realize that's French for "pencil neck"?
"The Magnificent Few" "I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk."
"S'Winter" "It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer."
"Jerk De Soleil" "Perhaps Buford truly is amazing."
"Are You My Mummy?" "You know, mummies have their brains pulled out through their nose."
"Ready for the Bettys" "Actually, I-"
"Look, for the last time, I didn't-"
"Actually, I-"
"Augh! I give up!"
"I Scream, You Scream" "I was weak."
"Toy to the World" "Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes."
Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy?
Ferb: It does absolutely nothing.
"Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!" Grandpa Clyde: Still a man of few words, I see.
Ferb: Well, actually, I...
"It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" "Because... she's a tire-spinnin', gear-grindin', clutch-burnin', back-firin', paint-tradin', red-linin', over-heatin', throttle-stompin' truck driving girl."
"Mom's Birthday" "It's a simple post-modern fusion of origami and pop-up."
"Journey to the Center of Candace" Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.
Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
Phineas: [looking through Candace's eyes] Candace is on her date with Jeremy. That means we're on a date with Jeremy.
Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels.
"It's About Time!" "This could be a problem."
Phineas: Hmmm. It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans.
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" "May we take that as a 'yes'?"
"Well, don't just stand there, kiss her!"
"Tree to Get Ready" Phineas: Well Mom, you know what they say...
Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the tree house.
"The Ballad of Badbeard" Clyde: So, meet me at the trail head in 5 minutes.
Baljeet, Buford, Isabella and Ferb: Aye aye, Captain Grandpa.
Clyde: That's the spirit.
"...And all refuse to take a bath."
Phineas: Well Ferb, me old matey, our first time out as pirates and we come home with a bounty of beards!
Ferb: And perhaps the greatest pirate story ever told.
"Greece Lightning" Phineas: It's okay, Ferb, she's gone. You can look now.
Ferb: No, not taking any chances.
Phineas: Hey look, there's Perry.
Ferb: Still not looking.
"Leave the Busting to Us!" "You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek."
"And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public."
"Crack That Whip" "Good catch, Jeremy."
"The Best Lazy Day Ever" "And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward. He seems much faster on TV."
"Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go.
Ferb: Especially if it's a caveman.
"Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" "Yes, it usually takes us at least a montage."
"A Hard Day's Knight" "I hear there's a new version of Jane Eyre in the offing."
"Traffic Cam Caper" "What did I miss?"
"Bowl-R-Ama Drama" "Wait for it..."
"Got Game?" "She's on a roll."
"That was completely out of character."
"Comet Kermillian" "Actually, you'd be 88 1/2."
"Put That Putter Away" "I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place."
"Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" "You might consider bathing first."
"The Flying Fishmonger" "When he was young, he did a bunch of stuff."
"I have absolutely no idea."
"One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" Phineas: That was a great day, Ferb. What did you think was the spookiest thing?
Ferb: Definitely the giant floating baby head.
"The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" "Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs."
"Oil on Candace" Phineas: There's no higher place of honor than the fridge.
Ferb: Especially a giant fridge.
"Out of Toon" "A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain."
"Hail Doofania!" "You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place."
"Out to Launch" "Candace, we are just kids."
"Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!" Candace: Oooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Ferb: Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
"Unfair Science Fair" "But that's another story."
"Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!
Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.
Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Martians: Arrabata dutch!
Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.
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