The Emperor's New School - Kronk for Hire

The Emperor's New School - Kronk for Hire

"Kronk for Hire" is a song originally written as an advertising jingle appearing in the "Room for Improvement" episode of The Emperor's New School which is frequently used as background music on Phineas and Ferb. Appropriately, it usually appears when someone is speaking in the style of a television advertisement or when somebody is explaining something.

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For obvious reasons, this song is always used as an instrumental on Phineas and Ferb. Its original lyrics from The Emperor's New School are listed here for the sake of completion.

Choir: When your hut is so unclean
You've got no room like a sardine
Call Kronk for Hire to spring-clean
And presto, he's on the scene

He'll sanitize all your latrines
And dust off every figurine
Reorganize your tamborines
And color-code your jelly beans
'Cause Kronk for Hire's on the scene

You won't have to be a slob
When Kronk for Hire can do the job
Spring cleaning is not a prob
When Kronk for Hire is!
Kronk for Hire!

Announcer: Kronk for Hire is not affiliated with Kronk for Lease.


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