"Irving's Camp Fire Song"[1] is a song that Irving sings when filling in for Phineas and the gang during their global concert in "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer". It is a campfire song that his mother taught him about the dangers of nature.
Lyrics[]
Episode version[]
Part One[]
Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line,
If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.)
Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided,
And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub.
With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee,
Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me
Part Two[]
Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly...
(shivers) Freezing!
Your large intestines wrapped around a tree...
Does anyone have a sweater?
Part Three[]
Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies!
Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies!
Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes!
Malaria!
End Credits[]
Irving: Everybody!
Doodly-doodly-dee!
Crowd: Dengue fever!
Irving: Diddly diddly doo!
Crowd: Whooping cough!
Irving: If you go into the woods
Then this will happen to you!
Nature's gross!
Thank you! Thank you very much! My mom taught me that song!
Album version[]
Here's a campfire song my mother taught me.
Doodly-doodly-dee
A diddly-diddly-doo,
If you go out in the woods
Here are the things you should not do...
Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line,
If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.)
Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided,
And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub.
With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee,
Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me
Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets,
A thimbleful would surely be your death.
Don't drink out of a bog,
You may ingest a polliwog.
And soon you may be drawing your last breath.
Be a grownup!
Doodly-doodly-dee
A deedly-doodly-doo,
All these gruesome things are surely
Gonna happen to you.
(takes a deep breath)
Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly...
Your large intestines wrapped around a tree...
If you make the slightest blunder,
You'll be surely torn asunder.
Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees?
They're comin' up from South America. Read the news, people.
(Rock music)
Flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards!
Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards!
Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies!
Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies!
Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes!
Malaria!
Everybody!
Doodly-doodly-dee! (Dengue fever!)
Diddly diddly doo! (Whooping cough!)
If you go into the woods
Then this will happen to you!
Nature's gross!
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #17948075 (Listed as Irving's Camping Song)
Background Information[]
- First and only time Irving sings a solo song.
- Jack McBrayer, the voice of Irving, co-wrote this song.
- In the episode, this song is split into several parts.
- Last song sung by Irving.
References[]
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