"I am the Very Model of a Modern Major Monogram" is a song sung by Major Monogram in "One Good Turn".
Major Monogram: Okay, he's gone. One, a-two, a-one-two-three
I am the the very model of a modern Major Monogram
I've information vegetable and animal and hologram
- The song is based on the I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General (or Major-General's Song) from the operetta The Pirates of Penzance.
BMI Work #16852462