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"I'm Handsome" was a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz after he got zapped by his De-Handsome-inator in the episode "Quietest Day Ever".


Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My jaw is rugged
My hair is wavy
My eyes, they twinkle and shine
I used to be mashed potatoes
Now I'm the gravy
Nobody else is quite this fine

I'm the face
I'm a real ace
Nobody's visual appeal is stronger
I'm the very definition of masculine grace
Take a picture; it'll last you longer

'Cause I'm handsome!
I'm so good lookin'
I'm easy on the eyes
Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)
I got chiseled features
Try not to look surprised

When you see that I'm handsome! (he's handsome)
I'm a real Adonis
I'm the best you ever saw
I'm handsome (ooh...)
I'm a tall drink of water
Somebody better grab a straw
'Cause I'm handsome! (he's handsome, he's handsome)

Man: My company wants to give you a life time supply of our distinctive hand mirrors.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Send them over.

Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)

Woman: I'm gonna name all my children after you even though they're already in college.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Nice!

Can't you see that I'm handsome? (handsome)
Get in line ladies! (he's handsome)
'Cause I'm handsome!
I'm a total catch, really
I'm quite fetching (Fetching?)
It's a word, it is!
It means that I'm handsome!

Note: Lines in blue are not in the album version

Background Information


BMI Work #15703767 (Registered as Handsome Song)


  • On the line "My hair is wavy", a woman can be seen fainting on the balcony. On the line "Take a picture, it'll last you longer", she faints again.
"Evil Jingle" ("Quietest Day Ever")
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"Perry the Platypus" (Short Version 29)
"I'm Me" (#15)
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"Livin' with Monkeys" (#17)
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