"Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition" is a song from "One Good Turn". It is sung during a newsreel describing the 17th century war between Gimmelshtump and Stumblegimp.
Lyrics[]
If you ever insult a Stumblegimpian by turning slightly to the side,
You can win back their trust in the end
Put your hands on your hips and then sway to the left and right again
And bow to the one you offend
Now place six chickens on your head, then you try to eat the featherbed
Put a jelly donut into your pants, und dance!
Write a letter to a chimpanzee, paint a portrait underneath the sea
Move to France and refuse to speak French!
You think I will speak French?! I will not speak French!
Nein!
Juggle piglets with an angry cook, split an atom in a breakfast nook
Then he will know you're a Mensch, now go sit down on this bench
'Cause you're tired!
Background information[]
- Second song Aaron Jacob sings in a faux-German accent after "Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz".
- Second song that occurs in a backstory. ("Kick My Way Into Her Heart")
- At one point, the mayor wears the dress Doofenshmirtz unwittingly wore to the Summer Cotillion in "Gaming the System".
- This song has an updated version.
- This is the third and last song in or with a section in 3/4, the other 2 being "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" and "Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz".
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #16852464
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