"Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition" is a song from "One Good Turn". It is sung during a newsreel describing the 17th century war between Gimmelshtump and Stumblegimp.
Lyrics[]
If you ever insult a Stumblegimpian
By turning slightly to the side,
You can vin back zeir trust in ze end
Now place six chickens on your head
Then you try to eat ze featherbed
Put a jelly donut into your pants
Und dance!
Write a letter to a chimpanzee
Paint a portrait underneath the sea
Move to France and refuse to speak French.
You think I vill speak French?! I vill not speak French!
Nein!
Juggle piglets with an angry cook
Split an atom in a breakfast nook
Zen he vill know you're a mensch
Now go sit down on zis bench!
'Cause you're tired!
Background information[]
- Second song Aaron Jacob sings in a faux-German accent after "Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz".
- Second song that occurs in a backstory. ("Kick My Way Into Her Heart")
- At one point, the mayor wears the dress Doofenshmirtz unwittingly wore to the Summer Cotillion in "Gaming the System".
- This song has an updated version.
- This is the third and last song in or with a section in 3/4, the other 2 being "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" and "Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz".
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #16852464
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