"Guard Song" is a song from "Wizard of Odd" that Doofenshmirtz's guards sing when Candace asks them what do they want
Lyrics[]
Guards: Well, we've been cooped up in this castle,
So who cares what people say,
We haven't had a chance to dance since we were on Broadway, hey!
Guards should follow orders,
Brokers refinance,
But now we boys, let's make some noise! Pick up your heels and dance! Hey!
Balls were made for bouncing,
Picnics are for ants
Guards were made for guarding
But wouldn't you rather dance? Hey!
Ba ba ba da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba, hey!
Background Information[]
- The Guards in the background are doing a Russian dance.
- The Spanish lyrics were completely "made up"
- It resembles "Kossaks in Berlin"("Казаки в Берлине"), a well-known song in Russia.
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #12298171
Allusions[]
- This could be a reference to "The Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- The line, "We haven't had a chance to dance since we were on Broadway" is a reference to the Broadway musical, Wicked. It could also be a reference to the Broadway musical, "The Wiz".
See also[]
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