Inspired by a car race in the distance, Phineas and Ferb upgrade Mom's car and turn it into race car 42, and enter it in the Swamp Oil 500 where Phineas races against other racers with Ferb acting as his helper and Isabella and the Fireside Girls as his pit crew. Candace constantly tries to bust them by just surprising Linda with what they're doing, but keeps missing by just a second. Elsewhere, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to deflate everything in the Tri-State Area from his blimp.
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Building a race car
Phineas sees the race track.
Candace Finds Out
"Oh, I have got to take a new picture of myself for my blog."
"I didn't realize mine is already a week old."
But she immediately snaps back to the garage due to hearing all the noise.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOM'S CAR?!"
"You don't even know how to drive."
"That's why Ferb built this remote."
"Ohhhhh, you are so busted."
"She's playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's."
Testing the Car
Just looking back to check.
"Oh Candace, dear. Bubela, how good to see you. What a coincidence. Do you know your mom is here?"
"Mmm mmm. Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. I need to talk to her if you don't mind."
"Oy Vey. Look how tall you are now. You must've grown a couple of inches since the last time I've saw you."
"That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro."
The boys' hair gets switched around.
"Hey, Ferb. What's the red button for?"
"Hi, boys! Now, if that's all, I'll just be getting back to the game."
She thought they won't get away with it, but they did.
And the car lands, right after their mom leaves.
"Good thing we've beefed up the suspension."
"We're entering the Swamp Oil 500 today!"
"Aren't ya gonna need a pit crew?"
know a pit crew?"
"Well...I know a few people who work well together."
Preparing for the race
"Hi Phineas. I got your pit crew."
Isabella brings her Fireside Girls troop as her pit crew.
Isabella describes the car's engine.
"Would that be electronically fuel-injected?"
Team Phineas Introduced
"Hey! I can't hear the cars!"
Why, Candace, what big eyes you got.
Candace comes upon Jeremy in the stands.
I-I love it when he turns left... and then he turns... left again, and then-
These announcers should look familiar.
"He's already got his own screamin' fans!"
"And your little brother's gonna be on TV!"
"Can you wait here for a second? Thanks."
Phineas responding to a TV interview.
"Candace, this is a dandruff commercial."
"Is there something you're trying to tell me?"
The Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated blimp
"I was just getting ready to serve some platypus under glass!"
Heinz presents his Deflate-inator
Candace's unwanted souvenir photo.
Warp Speed and Pit Stop
about to fill the gas tank.
"That helmet looks so manly."
"And the bow is a nice touch, Gretchen!"
Phineas plays the guitar while racing.
Ferb with his electronic keyboard.
Isabella saying "Go, Phineas!"
, Ginger, and Gretchen singing backup.
The Fireside Girls saying "Go, Phineas!"
Isabella, Ginger, Gretchen and Holly all say "Go, Phineas!"
Ferb dancing with the pit crew (his way of saying "Go, Phineas!")
Candace realizes she took the wrong photo.
Doof's Stinky Cheese Moment
Meanwhile, above the track...
"Run like the wind, my little indentured rodent!"
"I suppose I should've seen
Candace's fourth bust is flawed.
"Hmmm, looks like we're walkin'."
"Why don't you go back home, Candace? I'm busy with my bridge game, Candace?"
The garage is empty, meaning the boys still have the car.
Perry and Doofenshmirtz fighting in the car wash.
Doofenshmirtz right before he gets hit by the brush.
MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!...and so on.
"Oh, Candace, Hello. I can't believe you grown so much, it's unbelievable."
"Mom, you've gotta see this! It's about your car!"
"Candace, you're wearing out the heels of my shoes."
"See Mom?! Look, look! I told you--"
"I gotta admit, I thought you we're exaggerating a bit, but this is really worth getting excited about!"
"Yeah, did you like it?" (Phineas was actually referring to the car race.)
"Honey, close your mouth."
And Candace's bust has failed, after five attempts in a row.
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