Using a combination of music, song and dance, Phineas and Ferb build a rollercoaster in their backyard, Candace tries to bust them by getting their mom to return from the grocery store early, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to pull the Eastern Seaboard to the west using tinfoil and a giant magnet.
"Hey Ferb"[]
"You know, Ferb..."
"One of the best times we had was when we built that rollercoaster."
"We should do it again!"
"But this time..."
"As a musical!"
"What do you say? We'll do all the same things..."
"...except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography..."
"...with no discernible music source."
"Hmm."
"What assurance would we have that everyone else will also break into song..."
"...and do the same thing?"
"I don't know. I think they probably will."
"Fair enough. I'm in."
Phineas swirling his baton at the beginning of Hey Ferb!
Cats parody
Phineas and Ferb parodies The Phantom of the Opera.
Parody of Oklahoma!
Parodies Singin' in the Rain
Hey Ferb! parodies Fiddler on the Roof.
Hey Ferb! parodies West Side Story
Spoof of The Music Man
Hey Ferb parodies Les Miserables.
Parodies The King and I
Chicago spoof
Cabaret style finale.
"The condition didn't have to do with the moose, did it?"
"You're Going Down"[]
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You're going down when I get mom to see...
This ridiculous monstrosity...
You'll never get away with this again....
You're G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N!
Spread the news from coast to coast
You're going down, your operation exposed
I could say more, but I don't wanna boast
Get used to butter, cause you both are toast!
If a certain condition rises...
I'm the one to avert the crisis
You forgot that I'm the one in charge (conditionally)
"you're going down!"
"See? No discernible music source."
"What'cha Doin'?"[]
"Hi, Candace, hi, Stacy. Hey, Jenny. How'd the number go?"
"Pretty good, but I'm still angry."
"Well, I guess I'm up."
"I'm just a
curious girl
'cross the way."
"Everyday I come over,"
"And here's what I say..."
"What'cha doin'?"
"What'cha doin'?"
"What's the day's activity?"
"What'cha doin'?"
"What'cha doin'?"
"By any chance, could it include me?"
"What'cha doin'?" (What'cha doin'?)
"What'cha doin'?"
"I don't mean to disturb!"
"You know, it's not really directed at Ferb."
"When I say-ay-ay-ay, what'cha doin'!"
"Don't you know, Phineas. You have no idea."
"That everyday, I'm just dyin'
"to see ya!"
"And say...!"
"What'cha doin'?" (What'cha doin'?)
"What'cha doin'?"
"What'cha doin'?"
"I really wanna know!"
"What'cha doin'?" (What'cha doin'?)
"When I say-ay-ay-ay...!"
"Hey, Isabella!"
"Whatcha doin'?"
"Again? Cool!"
"Hey, Ferb!"
"Still a man of few words, I see?"
"Earlier, he had two lines!"
"Wow, chatty."
"Hey, where's Perry?"
"Monogram Box Song"[]
"Mom Look"[]
Mom, look...
Don't roll your eyes at me!
Mom, look...just come over and see!
Mom look...it shouldn't be so hard!
Mom, look...they built it in the backyard!
Once, they made it winter in June
"I didn't see it."
"I didn't see it."
Built a rocket to the moon
"I didn't see it."
"I didn't see it."
Mom they caused me so much pain
"Now, Candace..."
"Now, Candace..."
Once they even gave me Perry's brain!!!
"Oh, for crying out loud!"
They built a submarine, a time machine,
A haunted house that made me scream,
Drove cattle through the mall,
Built a giant bowling ball,
Blew me up to fifty feet,
A chariot dragged me down the street (gasps)
La la la la la la la la
Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze
Shoelace tips a household phrase
Shot me through a circus tent
Always asked where Perry went
A lava flow destroyed my face
A giant roller derby race
Thawed a caveman out of ice
Built a rollercoaster TWICE!
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"Aren't You a Little Young?"[]
Ferb's Lunch Break
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Engineer: "It's good to see a younger guy like you!"
"Back in Gimmelshtump"[]
"I know you're probably expecting…"
"…some tragic backstory to explain…"
"…why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth."
"But I'm not gonna go there…"
"Ya know, I...well,…"
"I'll tell ya!"
Baaaack in Gimmelshtump,
I always had to keep it real!
Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump,
Your childhood's less than ideal.
I don't dwell on how
I crawled my way out of the gutter!
No, I don't!
When people ask me
what I mean, I say...
D-D-D-Do I stutter? (Perry is frightended beyond all reason)
But I'm no longer a hater,
Cause I got an Inator
And an over-complicated
scheme,
I get a couple of checks
Every month from my ex,
So I can finance my
coming regime!
And though my past was a wreck,
I won't let it affect,
My aspirations to cause
mass hysteria!
Because I'm sure as can be
that it's my destiny...
To be the ruler of the Tri-State
Area!!!
YEAH!
"Um so, are we done? 'Cause I gotta pick up my kid from school."
"One second, just wait 'til it goes to black."
"Rollercoaster" (song)[]
"Mark your calanders, 'cause you're gonna wanna tell your grandchildren..."
"About the day you rode..."
"The Coolest...!"
"Ever!!!"
"Phineas..."
"Are you sure this is safe?"
"Of course."
It's like a leisurely drive around downtown...
It's like a leisurely drive around downtown...
(Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster)
But it starts
with a three-mile drop
straight down!
Now keep your head and hands and feet inside the ride!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Not a written rule, but it's strongly implied!
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Permenencer santados, por favor...!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Scream if you want more!
Corkscrewin 'round the interstate
With peanut butter and rubber snakes
Clear the way, move over, look out, Bud!
Here comes the mud!!!
Rightside up, and upside down!
Don't ask me to talk, can't tell a verb from a noun!
And I'm screaming like a baby
who's afraid of a clown
I'm glad I'm wearing trousers that are already brown!
It'll twist your melon,
it'll turn
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your gut...
Man, is this ride sweet or what?!!!
We go...
AHH, AHH, AHH!!!
We go...
AHH, AHH, AHH!!!
We go...
AHH,'
AHHHH,
AHHHHH!!!
"I got the poster!"
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"You know, if they break into our house, Candace is in charge."
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"It was good to see Meap"
"Are you happy now, Candace?"
Candace's moment of triumph.
"Oh, hi boys!"
"Candace, come help me with the groceries."
"Carpe Diem"[]
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