Phineas and Ferb head to the Tri-State area's annual sci-fi/comic book convention to meet their hero, special effects guru Clive Addison. Meanwhile, Candace tries to keep secret that she's a fan of Ducky Momo, another convention staple.
"I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I'm aware I'm dreaming so I can control it."
"I voted for you, Kevin."
"Reality's shattering before my eyes!"
"Candace, you're fine. It's all special effects."
Yeah, cool, huh? Ferb and I are warming up before we meet our special effects hero Clive Addison today at the Science-Fiction and Fantasy Convention.
"Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV."
"And Ferb is dressed as Hymie Silverman from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining Wand of the Turtle Wizard."
"They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, and Clive Addison did the special effects for both."
"Stop being related to me! And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!"
"Look at it, Ferb. Science-Fiction and Fantasy, together at last."
"It's breathtaking. Let's get in there!"
"Isn't it magnificent Ferb?"
Kids dressed up as their favorite Space Adventure character in the movie.
"Special effects extravaganzas just have a way of bringing people together."
Albert dressed as a dragon and Irving dressed as an R2-D2 look alike.
"If you think Lump Sharkboard can defeat Hymie Silverman, the elf prince, than you are three phlorics short of a foxonian zipfeller, my friend!"
"Oh yeah? Well, you can carry your own action figures!"
Various toys spill out from Irving's costume.
"Ferb! There he is! Clive Addison!"
The camera shows Clive Addison working with other men with the sign.
A Wade look alike (An easter egg reference).
"Do you have our special effects demo reel?"
Ferb holds up a CD presentation of Clive Addison's work for two genre films.
"Yes! I can't believe we're going to meet him!"
Phineas attempting to walk up to Clive Addison to meet
Irving blocks Phineas and Ferb's way to meet Clive Addison.
"Oh! Phineas, you're just in time."
"Would you please tell this dragon loving heathen that the Space Adventures movies are superior to the Stumbleberry Finkbat movies in every way imaginable?"
"Oh...uh...uh... We're just..."
Clive Addison goes inside in the room after he and his crew walk away.
Phineas feels disappointed.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were in mourning."
"Yeah, it also took me awhile to accept the fact that I had no brother any more."
"They actually think all those magic elves movies are better than Space Adventure's epic science-fiction genius!"
"Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Lost Shadow of Darkling Tower alone, was smarter and more realistic then all the even-numbered Space Adventure movies combined!"
A large group of finkies appear in Albert's side while he says about the film Stumbleberry Finkbat is better than Space Adventure movies.
"Yeah man! You tell him!"
A group of speckies appear in Irving, Phineas, and Ferb's side.
"Realistic? Space Adventure is based on hard scientific fact. It's like watching a reality show from the distant future."
The speckies look at Ferb dressed as an Elf Prince from Stumbleberry Finkbat next to Phineas and Irving.
Ferb joining Albert's Side
Irving with Phineas besides the speckies.
"That fantasy stuff is for kids!"
"It's almost as lame as dressing up as..."
"Ducky Momo or something."
The camera shows a person dressed in a Ducky Momo costume.
Jeremy and Suzy at the convention
"Really? She told me the same thing about you."
"Anyway, I'm over at the Sci-Fi Fantasy convention with little Suzy. She's really into the kids stuff."
"You know, like Sea-Horsie Hospital, air you know, lame stuff like Ducky Momo."
Ducky Momo walks up to Jeremy Johnson.
Candace dressed up as Ducky Momo
"Why must it be so hard for a lifelong, closet Ducky Momo fan to go to a Science-Fiction and Fantasy convention, and find cool, rare Ducky Momo collectibles, without anybody discovering her dark, humiliating secret?"
The camera cuts to Phineas and Ferb's scene with the finkies and speckies arguing after the song "Ducky Momo is my friend" finishes.
"Come on guys, aren't you blowing this all out of proportion?"
(Irving and Albert): "No."
"Come with me Phineas, you should meet with the Almordian Council. They'll set you straight."
Irving walks away from Albert and Ferb with Phineas.
Ferb left alone with Albert and the arguing genre fans.
"Oh, forget about him, he's nothing to you anymore."
Ferb with the Stumbleberry Finkbat fans.
Albert appears in Ferb's side with his action figures.
"Well, I guess I'm your new brother."
"Carry my action figures?"
Ferb's fourth wall break.
Irving with Phineas at the men's restroom door.
Irving knocks the door of the men's restroom.
An eyeball prop appears and looks at Phineas.
"We seek council with the exalted one."
A speckie at the bathroom door shows Phineas and Irving's way to see the council.
Baljeet is the council leader.
Baljeet as a sloth-like character.
"Baljeet is the only sixteenth level Space Adventure trivia master in the world."
Phineas looks at Baljeet.
Baljeet sitting and meditating on the unwrapped toilet paper rolls.
"I feel a minor disturbance in the universe, almost as if..."
A toilet flushing is heard.
Phineas notices someone in the speckies area.
Clive Addison comes out from the toilet stall as he heads to the sink to wash his hands.
Phineas gets distract, so Irving snaps Phineas out to pay attention.
"I have unfortunate news to report master."
"Ferb is... dressed like an elf!"
"Yeah, and is costume's really cool too."
(Describing Ferb's costume):"He spun his own wool, and the headband's made of--"
"Oh for the love of humillian dorphite!"
"He's not "lost". He's just enjoying a different genre."
(Baljeet uses his flashlight to show Phineas something about Ferb):"The line must be drawn here!"
"Right between Phineas and his loved ones."
"Did you ever consider that fans of Space Adventur-"
"Have more in common with fans of Stumbleberry Finkba-"
"Maybe Speckies and Finkies have more in common then they do differences."
"Oh! Bite this prop tongue from episode eight!"
"Have you ever tried talking to them?"
"Have you met the leader of the Finkies?"
Buford is the council leader of the finkies.
"I'm sure you're wondering why I, Buford, have taken a leadership role in such a geek-centered enterprise."
"Well, take a look around!"
The camera zooms out to show their finkie fans their new leader.
"This place is crawling with nerds!"
"I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
"Plus, I relate to the character of Odaf Underhump and his complex emotional inner journey."
Phineas and Baljeet with their peace treaty they made for the finkies.
"I seriously doubt this will work."
"Buford is not a man of peace."
"Nonsense, I'm sure Buford will be reasonable."
Phineas and Baljeet arrive at the finkies area.
"Hey! No space bunnies allowed!"
"I am not a bunny rabbit!"
"I am an Almordian Vanksloth."
"It's time to end this silly feud, so we can all enjoy Clive Addison's special effects presentation."
"Baljeet, you prepared a peace treaty."
Baljeet prepares to read the treaty while Phineas smiles at him.
"We Speckies vow to live in peace and harmony with you Finkies."
Phineas frowns at Baljeet after what he said something very confusing in the treaty.
"All that we ask is that you admit that Space adventure is much better than Stumbleberry Finkbat, and that you have brought eternal shame to your families believing otherwise."
"Umm... that's not really what I said-"
"Oh yeah!? You and what army?"
"Your question makes no sense as a response to what I just said."
Buford ties up Baljeet's costume ears to a knot.
Baljeet feels about his costume ears turning it to a knot by Buford.
"Alright, so it is war then!"
"We're gonna go all Hyborian age on you!"
"That is not even a real age!"
Both finkies and speckies go to their own genre leaders as they leave.
Phineas and Ferb are feeling disappointed on destroying their genre treaty for Science Fiction and Fantasy.
"To quote Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure Sixteen..."
"Now we've done it, Ferb!"
"We brought the entire convention to the brink of an inter-genre geek war."
"Momo Collectible Card Game."
"Oh, the Momo-ness of it all! The sheer Momosity!"
A few speckie fans in line after Suzy chases Ducky Momo at the Alien Nest.
"Ducky Momo? Where are you?"
"Now If I could just find one piece of Ducky Momo merchandise I don't already have, all this would be totally worth it."
"I've got to get to Buford, but how to approach it?"
"Working on your battle strategy, Phineas?"
"My manipulator-slash-grasper is at your command!"
"We'll have to modify your costume a bit to get behind enemy lines."
Irving disguised as a tree stump.
Irving signals somebody from the radar of his costume.
A person in the holographic project to be revealed.
"Phineas, your kind is not welcome here."
Ferb approaches to the speckies area.
Denied to see Baljeet after a fight with Buford.
"My time is limited, Magician."
"I must gather my positronic impulses for the coming battle."
"Ha! You cannot charm me with your silver tongue, Elf Prince."
"And your magic rune signs have no power in this dimension."
"This conversation is over."
Ferb fails to speak with Baljeet.
Both of them failed to make peace with Baljeet and Buford.
"This day isn't turning out like I'd hoped at all."
(Clive Addison speaks off-screen): "I know how you feel."
"We're your biggest fans!"
"It's just too bad there aren't more of you out there."
"Everyone here loves your work."
"In fact, the only reason they're not in line to see you is that they're about to go to war over which of your movies is better."
"Oh man, I don't wanna hear that."
"I became a special effects artist to join the nations of this earth together in peace and hope."
"Well, what other reason is there for creating cool visual effects for film and television?"
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do from this point in the day on!"
Baljeet and his speckies prepared for war.
"You cannot resist our superior technology!"
Buford and his finkies prepared for war.
"Smell my barbarian pits!"
Buford lifts up his arms to show his armpits to the sci-fi fans of Space Adventure.
Speckies are feeling disgust.
Candace checking to make sure Suzy isn't there.
(Candace's voice off screen): "That's the rare Ducky Momo commemorative plate where they accidentally printed the wrong saying."
A rare Ducky Momo commemorative plate with the wrong saying.
"Score! All I have to do is get over there without drawing too much attention to myself."
Stumbleberry Finkbat fans charge.
Both fans fight for Stumbleberry Finkbat and Space Adventure.
"Eat laser, Hymie Silverman!"
The finkies and speckies watch their leaders battle.
"Haha! That gives me a five points weapon skills advantage."
"Fine, it'll be back. Odaf Underhump has a healing factor of eight!"
"I do not know! Those readings make no sense!"
"That's a pencil sharpener."
"How is that information helpful at this juncture?"
"Buford! Just what do you think you are doing?"
"What does it look like?"
"I'm running away, hoping that while the monster is busy eating my friends, I can escape."
"Is that what Odaf Underhump would do?"
"He'd never run from a fight."
"Exactly, no hero would, no matter what the genre."
Baljeet and Buford become friends, again.
"Archers! Regroup and protect the left flank."
"Ion-Laser cannons, push him back to the center."
Candace dressed up as Ducky Momo prepares to buy a rare Ducky Momo commemorative plate with the wrong saying at the Ducky Momo booth.
"That'll be fifteen dollars."
"So, you a fan of Ducky Momo?"
"Look, they've joined together to defeat our monster."
"Oh guys, this is soooo cool!"
"Watch this man, I'm gonna make him lurch to the right."
"What is that thing? It's like a nightmare, or...a lucid dream."
Phineas, Ferb, and Clive Addison working together with special effects.
Albert uses a magic wand to defeat Phineas and Ferb's CGI monster.
"Rootah dez-tu valoomus!"
(Albert and a voice off screen): "Rootah dez-tu valoomus!"
Albert recognizes that voice and smiles too.
Irving said "rootah dez-tu valoomus" with his brother Albert.
Irving smiles at his brother Albert.
Irving and Albert reunited as brothers again.
(Irving and Albert):"Rootah dez-tu valoomus!"
"What are you dweebs doing?"
"It's just special effects."
"And even if it were real what good would this stuff do?"
Candace snatches a toy blaster from a speckie.
A finkie preparing to toss the dices from his hand on the ground.
(Candace kicks the dice away):"Rolling dice?"
"You think you could stop a think like that by waving a wand and saying..."
The giant monster defeated
"I can't believe that actually worked."
"Ducky Momo defeated the monster!"
The movie fans cheered after Ducky Momo defeats a CGI monster.
Ducky Momo gets tossed in the air and comes back down after defeating the monster.
Baljeet and Buford reunited and became friends again.
"My people have much to learn from your people."
"You must tell me how to shoot a blaster someday."
"Absolutely, and you can teach me how to wield a club."
"I'm afraid that information is proprietary."
Ducky Momo prepares to take off the mask to reveal the person inside the Ducky Momo costume.
Duck Momo prepares to take off the mask.
The person in the Ducky Momo costume reveals to be Candace.
"Look everybody, it's me. Candace Flynn."
"I'm the one you love! And I love Ducky Momo!"
The Space Adventure fans stare at Candace.
"Look, she's a teenager and she's dressed as Ducky Momo!"
The speckies laugh after Candace says her speech that embarrasses her.
The Space Adventure fans and the Stumbleberry Finkbat fans laugh at Candace dressed up as Ducky Momo.
The fans put Candace down as they laugh at her.
(Kid voice off screen):"Oh that's lame, even if she did save us."
Candace is humiliated after her revealing secret.
The Finkies and Speckies still laughing at Candace's costume and her speech, too.
The Finkies and speckies prepare to leave Candace while they laugh at her.
(Kid voice off screen):"She came dressed as Ducky Momo."
The finkies and speckies laugh at Candace as they leave after her humiliation.
Jeremy appears near the end of the episode.
"Candace! That was so cool!"
"You're not too embarrassed to talk to Ducky Momo?"
"Maybe Ducky Momo Isn't that lame after all."
"Someone else seems to really like him too."
Candace looks down as she notices someone hugging her.
Suzy appears near the end of the episode.
Suzy finally hugs Ducky Momo.
Candace smiles after Suzy says something sweet.
"Ducky Momo loves you too Suzy."
Ducky Momo hugs Suzy too.
Phineas and Ferb with Clive Addison
"I gotta say guys, that was, hands down, the best special effects show ever."
"And I've been at Burning Man."
"Your holo-projection device is brilliant!"
"Thanks, Mr. Addison! That means the world coming from you."
"Well it's just really clear that you two are going to have an amazing career in special effects ahead of you."
"And if that's what you want, give me a call in ten years and I'll hire the both of you in a heartbeat."
Clive Addison gives Phineas his contact number to call him for a job in 10 years.
"Actually what I'd really love to do is direct."