| "You see, my dating life has been a seemingly endless series of disappointments." — Heinz Doofenshmirtz[src] |
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has dated many girls over the years. Sometimes they only had a single date that ended bad for various reasons. In other cases, they dated for a longer period of time before they broke up. He also used to be married to Charlene Doofenshmirtz.
Below is a list of all of Heinz's known girlfriends and love interests.
First Date[]
Doofenshmirtz on his date, with Boris behind them.
Heinz had his first date when he was a teenager. Their date was ruined when "Big Black Boots Boris the Bully" kicked sand in Doofenshmirtz's face. She and Heinz broke up sometime after that.
The girl had brown hair and wore a blue dress and earrings ("The Flying Fishmonger").
The Girl on the Posters[]
Pictures of Heinz and the girlfriend
When Heinz was a teenager, his father often told him to not "make a mountain out of a molehill". It once happened when Heinz was crying on his bed and holding a picture of a girl. His walls were covered with pictures of the girl and pictures of the two of them together. It's likely that they were boyfriend and girlfriend prior to this event and that she had broken up with him.
The girl had curly brown hair, pink clothes, and glasses ("At the Car Wash").
"Fräulein"[]
- Main article: Fräulein
"Fräulein" watches Heinz's handshadows
During his teenage years in Drusselstein, Heinz was interested in a girl who he calls "Fräulein", which means "miss" or "young lady" in German. At that time, Heinz used to entertain at parties by doing handshadows. Fräulein was impressed by the puppet show and it seems like she was interested in him, too.
Fräuline later met "Huge-Hands Hans", another puppeteer, and fell in love with him instead. According to Heinz, she prefered him because of his big hands, even though "his puppetry was garbage" ("Out to Launch").
Fräulein had curly black hair. She wore a white blouse under an old fashioned dress in red and orange.
Linda Flynn[]
- Main article: Linda Flynn-Fletcher
Linda and Heinz on date
Heinz had a date with Linda Flynn on a drive in movie place during the 80's. The date got off to a bad start as he made her hide in his trunk all the way to the drive in movie place so he wouldn't have to pay for her, and then said they should split the cost of his ticket. On the date, Linda heard a song she really likes on the radio and comments that it made her want to become a pop star. Heinz then tries to use an invention of his to listen to the movie, but it instead made the TV shoot off into the sky and break when it came back down. He then asks if they can hold hands, but Linda ordered him to take her home.
Linda was the one who gave Heinz the idea to take over the Tri-State Area as he wasn't strong enough to rule the world. Although they never contacted each other again, Heinz knows that she became the pop star Lindana later in life ("What Do It Do?").
Elizabeth[]
- Main article: Elizabeth
Doofenshmirtz with Elizabeth before breakup
When Heinz was young, he also fell in love with a beautiful girl named Elizabeth who had an unhealthy obsession with whales. They spent a lot of their time together outdoors - watching birds, running over flower fields and grilling at the campfire during the evening.
In order to win Elizabeth's heart, Heinz built a Whale Translator-inator so that she could hear the whales talk. But when he turned on the -inator, the whale told Elizabeth that Heinz was a loser and that she should hang out with him instead. Elizabeth immediately jumped into the ocean and rode away on the whale, leaving Heinz heartbroken.
Elizabeth had straight black hair and green eyes. She wore a purple shirt with a blue jacket and white pants. She also had white earrings.
Charlene Doofenshmirtz[]
- Main article: Charlene Doofenshmirtz
Charlene Doofenshmirtz
Charlene is Heinz's ex-wife. They have a daughter named Vanessa together. They divorced because they wanted different things and due to lack of common interests. She was also annoyed by his voice and his puppet [Mr. Tomato]. Charlene has primary custody of Vanessa, and gives Heinz alimony checks, which are his primary income source. She always dismiss her daughter's claims that Heinz is an evil scientist. This could either be because she is unaware of his inventions, or because she is one of the first people who recognize that Heinz isn't as evil as he claims to be.
Charlene does not have any harsh feelings for him and the two of them are still friendly with each other.
The Girl in the Pink House[]
The girlfriend's house
Heinz had another girlfriend during the summer, but the two of them soon had a relationship bump. Heinz, who was desperate to keep her love, spent one morning calling her at least 57 times. Each time she didn't pick up the phone, he left her a new message, many of which were long and rambly. It's unknown if she didn't pick up the phone because she didn't want to speak to Heinz, or if she simply wasn't home that morning.
Later that they, Doofenshmirtz planned to erase the embarassing messages from the girlfriend's phone by waving a giant magnet over her house, but the scheme was thwarted by Heinz's nemesis, Perry the Platypus. She and Heinz broke up soon afterwards.
Her house is colored pink ("I, Brobot").
The Girl in the Forest[]
- Main article: Doofenshmirtz's date
| "StrudelCutie4427? Oops." — After knocking Doof off the balcony |
Doofenshmirtz's date.
Heinz met this girl on a dating site on the internet. They decided to have a date at a house in the forest, where Heinz prepared a dinner for her. But when the girl showed up, she hardly payed any attention to him as she was busy cuddling Perry, who was posing as his. She might have believed that Perry was her date because he was closest to the door when she opened, but Heinz came to the door seconds later and corrected her. The two never got to dinner, because she later knocked Doofenshmirtz off the balcony, thinking he was Bigfoot. Before Perry leaves, she gives him several red lipstick kiss marks which Phineas notices when he returns.
The date had short, straight light brown hair and big glasses ("Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!").
The Girl With the Fork[]
After Heinz was knocked off his balcony by his date in the forest, he mentioned that his date could have gone worse, remembering how a past date of his had "kept stabbing him with a fork" ("Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!").
The Evil Girl[]
- Main article: Doofenshmirtz's ex-girlfriend
| "Oh, Heinz.... (Invention zaps her) I feel nothing!" — Leaving Doofenshmirtz after his invention zaps her. |
Doofenshmirtz's date from "Chez Platypus".
Heinz meets this date at Phineas and Ferb's new restaurant Chez Platypus. Their date goes well, after she tells Doofenshmirtz that she loves evil. They sing a ballad together.
Before the date, Heinz had created a De-Love-inator Satellite, which would eliminate love in the Tri-State Are in case the date didn't go well. After Perry destroys the remote for Doofenshmirtz's invention, it falls onto the ground and zaps her, causing her to leave him. ("Chez Platypus").
Rosie[]
- Main article: Rosie
Rosie before the date
Rosie was a girl who loved square dancing. She met Heinz at a square dancing forum, where he went under the name JohnnyRingoenshmirtz217. She believed he was an expert square dancer and champion bull rider named Johnny. The two decided to go on a square dance date together, and Rosie was very excited to see him.
The date went very well, as Heinz had invented a pair of special dance shoes that picked up all the music tones and moved perfectly to the music. But after the date, Doofenshmirtz's shoes started to boogie after they walked by other music. Once Rosie realised that "Johnny" had lied to her, she immediately dumped him.
Rosie had light red hair and freckles. She wore a purple square dance dress, boots and had a purple ribbon in her hair ("Mind Share").