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So, what do you think of "Ferb TV"?

— Phineas Flynn

Phineas and Ferb create their own TV shows and commercials that include Baljeet starring as a ninja doctor, a variety show featuring the Giant Floating Baby Head and Klimpaloon, as well as Buford as a temperamental celebrity chef, and much more.

Episode Summary[]

Dr Ninja Baljeet

Dr. Ninja Baljeet in color

Phineas and Ferb introduce Ferb TV. On Channel 2, Baljeet appears to help a woman, who had sprained her ankle. Afterwards, she and all the other people on the beach turn into 'alien zombies'. Baljeet lifts one of the zombies and throws it across the beach. He explains that he is also a ninja, and starts cartwheeling around the beach.

Channel 3 shows the premiere of The Klimpaloon and Giant Floating Baby Head Hour with special guests Dave, Jim, and the Tri-State weensy jugglers, Dexter Thompson with his chocolate harmonica, the musical band of Bicentennial Crab and six of eight original Klimpaloon and Baby Head dancers. The purple curtains open to reveal a giant cake, which then opens to reveal the Klimpaloon and Baby Head.

On Channel 4, Suzy has a tea party with her toys. Suddenly, a giant robot flies from the sky, which Suzy kicks. The robot's armor comes off to reveal Norm. Suzy tells Norm that he can't wander into Jeremy's room, because he may be sent back to space. As Jeremy knocks on the door, Suzy tells Norm to hide. Suzy says she is making a surprise to Jeremy, and shows him a Norm-shaped hole in the wall.

On Channel 5, a narrator tells the viewers some cooking facts about Buford, who is the host of Your Cooking Stinks & So Do You!. His guest is André Guilbaud. On Channel 6, the show is Katt Karr. The main character is Roger, who is hunting down a villain dressed like a mouse, Professor Nibbles. On Channel 7, Ducky Momo begins. The narrator tells the children that Ducky Momo is lost and needs to cross the Dumbledown River. The kids tell Ducky Momo that the bridge is behind him several times, but he doesn't turn around.

Back on Channel 2, Dr. Baljeet, along with a woman, is riding on a motorcycle away from a truck of thugs. A drawbridge in front of them rises, and they go riding up into the air. The thugs then come up to the drawbridge and go riding over the hole, landing on the other side. Baljeet and the woman hang on a helicopter, which then flies away. Back on Channel 3, Dave and Jim have a conversation while the jugglers juggle over them.

Back on Channel 4, Suzy gives Norm a makeup. Jeremy knocks on the door, and Suzy tells Norm to hide. Jeremy asks Suzy if she has seen his baseball bat, and she denies, moving in front of Norm, who is pretending to be a lamp. Jeremy wonders if she's hiding anything and leaves. Norm then takes the lamp shade off. Back on Channel 3, Dave has been knocked out.

Back on Channel 5, André Guilbaud explains that he's ready for Buford's criticism. Buford shouts at him about putting tofu on a lasagna and kicks it off the table. Back on Channel 6, Roger is talking to his car, telling it that there is no sign of Professor Nibbles. Back on Channel 4, Jeremy asks Suzy why she's outside with a lumpy table. She tells Jeremy that it's a lemonade stand, and that she drank all of the lemonade. Jeremy walks away, and Norm comes over holding some lemonade.

Back on Channel 5, Buford explains that he is harsh to improve other's talent. He then walks up to one of Guilbaud's olives and hits it with a spatula. Back on Channel 6, Roger tells Katt Karr that they had almost caught Professor Nibbles, who throws a ball of yarn down a street for Katt Karr to chase. Back on Channel 3, Dexter Thompson eats his harmonica. Back on Channel 7, Ducky Momo is still lost and can't find the bridge.

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Katie after defeating her opponent.

Back on Channel 2, the commercials are on. There are two hungry kids sitting at a table. Meap flies down in a UFO, and two bowls of 'Meap's Carbonated Goulash' fly down from the UFO, and the kids start eating. Back on Channel 5, there is a commercial about the Fireside Girls. On Channel 12, a show called Dancing with the Bears shows how long two celebrities can dance with a bear. Back again on Channel 2, Baljeet rides away from a yacht in a speedboat. Back again on Channel 3, the Bicentennial Crab play their number.

Back again on Channel 4, Jeremy and Suzy are looking up into the sky after Norm has gone back into space. Suzy tells Jeremy that she's going to stay outside. When Jeremy is gone, Norm pops up over the wall. Back again on Channel 5, André Guilbaud understands what Buford was trying to teach him. On Channel 13, there is a news report about a giant meteor which will hit the Earth.

Back again on Channel 6, Roger finally captures Professor Nibbles for his crimes. Back on Channel 7, Ducky Momo looks at a candy wrapper, thinking it's the bridge, and walks on it. Back again on Channel 2, Baljeet is talking with another woman about the invasion being a big misunderstanding. As Ferb turns off the TV, Candace goes to get Mom. The TV is zapped by a ray of light before Mom can see Ferb TV.

Transcript[]

Read the transcript of Ferb TV.

Songs[]

End Credits[]

During a commercial of Meap's Carbonated Goulash, Dr. Doofenshmirtz enters the studio room. The narrator realizes that Doofenshmirtz is doing this because he didn't appear in the show. Heinz tries to deny it, but the narrator orders him out. The narrator says that batteries are not included. Doofenshmirtz repeats this, causing the narrator to become annoyed.

Gallery[]

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Running Gags[]

I know what we're gonna do today[]

None.

The "Too Young" Line[]

None.

Ferb's Line[]

Phineas: Okay, give it a chance. We want your honest opinion.
Ferb: We know it's a little weird.

What'cha doin'?[]

None.

Hey, where's Perry?[]

None.

Oh, there you are, Perry[]

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry! Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful!

Perry's entrance to his lair[]

None.

Evil Jingle[]

None.

Memorable Quotes[]

Norm: Space is cold and unforgiving, like my father!
Narrator: Buford Van Stomm, world renowned chef, winner of the Palme de Mouton, runner-up of the Tri-State Area chili cook-off, and master purveyor of cuisine to the crowned heads of-
Buford: Hey, get that camera out of my face!
Narrator: He's also kinda mean.
Buford: You bet your boots.
Man: Ducky Momo needs to get to the other side of the Dumbledown River. Can you help him find the Butter-Berry Bridge?
Kids: It's behind you, Ducky Momo! Behind you! Yes, right there! It's right there, Ducky Momo! Right behind you! No, over there! Look the other way! OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Girl 3: Uh-oh, Dr. Baljeet! Who are they?
Baljeet: Just some old friends. In post-apocalyptic battle gear. Okay, maybe "friends" is stretching it a bit.
Girl 3: Jeepers!
(A boat is seen passing through a drawbridge)
Baljeet: GI hope you have got your carry on stowed, because we are ready for take-off.
(He skillfully jumps over the bridge with his motorcycle, flying into the sky. The band of truckers attempt to duplicate Baljeet's actions, but only get to the other side of the bridge)
Trucker 1: Dude, you are so lucky.
Trucker 2: Yeah, I know. I gotta slow down.
Girl 3: (Now dangling by Baljeet's hand, who is dangling on a from a helicopter skid) Whoa, that was close!
Baljeet: As long as we are up here, how about we fly to a little island I know?
Girl 3: Oh, thank you, Dr. Baljeet.
Baljeet: Ninja.
Girl 3: What?
Baljeet: It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet. You forgot the "ninja" part.
Girl 3: Really?
Baljeet: I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called Dr. Baljeet. It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet, okay?
Man: Poor Ducky Momo. He still can't find the bridge. Can you help him find the bridge?
Ducky Momo: (quacks)
Kids: Behind you! It's behind you! Oh, for crying out loud! Why can't you just turn around?! Just turn around! No, not that way! Where are you going?! Why can't you just find the dang bridge?! You can see it from here!
Jeremy: Hey, Suzy. What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table?
Suzy: Oh, uh, it's my lemonade stand.
Jeremy: Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?
Suzy: I... drink-ded it.
Jeremy: Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. (leaves)
Norm: I made more lemonade!
Suzy: About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table!
Roger: Thanks for your help, Katt Karr!
Katt Karr: (meows and releases a hairball)
Roger: You know, let's just pretend we didn't see that.
Kids: What are you looking at?! That's not a bridge! What is that? That's a candy wrapper, not a bridge! Look at him! Now, where's he going?! Where's he going?! Where did he go? Where did he go? How has he survived this long?!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Studio A?
Narrator: No, this is Studio--Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?
Doofenshmirtz: What?! No! No!
Narrator: Yes, you did!
Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I did.
Narrator: Get out!
Doofenshmirtz: Alright. But, I can totally read that faster than you.
Narrator: Out!
Doofenshimrtz: Okay, okay, grumpy.
Narrator: Batteries not included.
Doofenshmirtz: Batteries not included!
Narrator: OUT!

Background Information[]

Production Information[]

  • This is the final episode to end with the "Walt Disney Television Animation" logo.
  • This is the fifth longest an episode, along with its sister episode, has had its segments air separately.
  • This is the final episode with contributions by Chong Lee and Mike Milo.

International Premieres[]

  • February 10, 2012 (Disney Channel Asia)
  • September 14, 2012 (Disney XD Canada)
  • November 8, 2012 (Disney XD UK, Disney Channel Russia)
  • November 9, 2012 (Disney Channel Latin America and Brazil)
  • December 1, 2012 (Disney XD Netherlands)
  • December 8, 2012 (Disney XD Latin America and Brazil)
  • December 16, 2012 (Disney XD Spain)
  • January 9, 2013 (Disney Channel Portugal)
  • January 10, 2013 (Disney XD Poland)
  • January 18, 2013 (Family Channel)
  • January 27, 2013 (Disney Channel Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Middle East, Poland, Romania, South Africa)

Errors[]

  • In the close-up of Isabella putting her beret on, her red hair bow is much smaller in size.
  • Just before the Fireside Girls start to do skydiving, the space between Milly's legs is white.
  • The backup dancers' headbands repetitively change from green to pink.
  • When the camera pans across the Fireside Girls saluting, all of the Fireside Girls' collars (except Isabella, Gretchen and Adyson) are the same color as their shirts. At the same time, Adyson and Holly's patches' colors are swapped.
  • In the last shot, Ferb's belt is brown.
  • When Buford smashes the olive with a toothpick inside, the toothpick disappears.
  • During the theme song for That's the Norm, when Suzy breaks her teapot, it disappears.

Continuity[]

Allusions[]

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - When Baljeet says "I did not go through six years of ninja school just to be called Dr. Baljeet. It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet, okay?", he references Dr. Evil's line "Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'mister'".
  • Dancing with the Stars - Dancing with the Bears is a parody of the popular dance show.
  • Kitchen Nightmares - Buford's show, Your Cooking Stinks & So Do You!, as well as the personality he displays, alludes to Gordon Ramsay, a famous chef known for his harsh methods.
  • Reality shows - Guilbaud and Buford talking to the camera is a reference to a common practice in reality shows.
  • ALF - That's the Norm, a sitcom about an alien robot, seems to be a parody of this show about a wisecracking, troublesome extraterrestrial visitor whose presence has to be kept a secret from people.
  • Classic sitcoms - That's the Norm is a parody of famous classic television sitcoms that are known for using laugh tracks and catchphrases.
  • Knight Rider - The Katt Karr is a reference to K.A.R.R., the "evil twin" counterpart of the talking automobile K.I.T.T.
  • US Marines - The Fireside Girls commercial, "The few. The relentless. The Fireside Girls", is a reference to the phrase of the US Marines commercial, "The few. The proud. The Marines".
  • "Who's on First?" - The concept of unusual nicknames of sports players is the setup to this famous vaudeville routine, made famous by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.
  • "Puss in Boots" - Roger pushes a button labelled 'Puss N' Boost', alluding to the fairy tale.

Trivia[]

Cast[]

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