"Evil Tonight" is a song sung by the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. in "Bullseye!" to commemorate their Pageant of Evil.
Lyrics[]
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: If you wanna see evil tonight at its best
We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test
If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts
Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax
One of these cads will be our villainous star
So without further ado, here they are!
Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore...for now!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...?
Rodney: Ha Ha!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Errrr...
Dr. Diminutive: I'm Dr. Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: Of course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N by-laws which govern us all
Say to enter this pageant you must be this tall
So... disqualified!
Dr. Diminutive: You can't do that!
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: Yes, we can!
Dr. Diminutive: Why?
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: 'Cause we're evil!
Evil!
Evil tonight!
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #14104149
Background Information[]
- This song shows that there are many more members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. than what was shown in "Nerdy Dancin'".
- This song reveals that Rodney is from South Dakota and Dr. Diminutive denies having a Napoleon Complex.
- Rodney called himself Rodney even though that was just a nickname Doofenshmirtz gave him.
- The studio version leaves out the dialogue in the middle and has the singers just say "You can't do that!" instead of Dr. Diminutive saying it and the singers replying, "Yes, we can!" and Diminutive asking "Why?".
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