"Dungeon Crawl" is a song from "Dungeons & Dating".
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Baljeet: Oh gather 'round, friends,
'Cause the road here bends
So we mustn't be too foolhardy
You know Stumbleberry Finkbat
Always used to think that
The best kind of party's an adventuring party
Phineas: There's no one here to finish this tale
Except for us
All: Except for us!
Phineas: We can write the cool conclusion
That has been so cruelly kept from us
Baljeet: Wow, that scimitar is sharp!
Buford: Are you playin' the harp?
Baljeet: It's a lyre.
Buford: What'd you call me?
Isabella: Let's live, laugh, LARP.
Phineas: We're gonna pool our skills
All: Pool our skills!
Phineas: We're gonna give it our all!
All: Give it our all!
Phineas: We're not gonna speed run
This dodecahedron
We'll take our time
All: It's a dungeon crawl!
It's a dungeon crawl
Isabella: It's not an ambigram
It's an anagram
Baljeet: I do not see any of this on my map
Buford: Is that one of the shards?
Baljeet: I expected more guards.
Phineas: Wait, don't step there!
Yep, that was a trap.
All: We may be tired...
Baljeet: My ankle's sprained.
All: ...But we're filled with determination
'Cause the real big bad of this campaign
Is contract negotiations!
Phineas: Yes, contract negotiations broke down
So we may never see the end of that story
Baljeet: But we'll do our best
Isabella: To complete this quest
Buford: Now we can share in all the glory!
Baljeet: We will be dexterous and wise
All: Dexterous and wise!
Buford: Sometimes we'll brawl!
Baljeet: Must we brawl?
Phineas: We're not gonna speed run
This dodecahedron
All: We'll take our time
It's a dungeon crawl!
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