"Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz" is a song from "The Doonkelberry Imperative" as Doofenshmirtz renews his driving license by taking his driving test.
Lyrics[]
The speaking part is not present in the album version.
Aaron Jacob: Turn! Yield! Halt!
If you fail you'll know who's at fault
Of a vehicular assault, as you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz
Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)
Drinking coffee's a big mistake
Try not to plunge into thee lake, when you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz (Driving Test Waltz)
Female Pedestrian: I'm okay!
Aaron Jacob: Use two hands when you steer her, then check in the mirror
What you see may be nearer? Don't lay on the horn!
See the traffic cop bossing, pedestrians crossing
Never drive when you're flossing you'll wish you weren't born!
Belt yourself, only way to protect your health
Leave your friends all your hard-earned wealth
If you croak when you're boldly embarking, and parallel parking
And acing the written- look out for that kitten!
No time for high-fiving, you're barely surviving
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!
Doofenshmirtz: I think I did okay.
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Background Information[]
- This song is performed by Aaron Jacob.[1]
- As the song's title implies, it is done in the timing of a waltz, which is an Austrian or Southern German (i.e., Bavarian) dance done to music in 3/4 time.
- This is the second of 3 songs to be in or have a section in 3/4, others being "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" and the later "Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition".
- The song is sung with a heavy Germanesque accent. This is most likely because of the waltz format of the song, and because Drusselstein is an implicitly German country.
- The driving instructor was not present in the car during the test
- Songwriter Jay Lender confirmed that the correct lyric is "Avoid vehicular assault".
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #15663103
References[]
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