Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Agent P's Song is the song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz during The Dad-inator.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hello. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz here.
Your child asked me to tell you something, and I decided to do it in song form 'cause...you know, that's how I roll.
Though your child is not exactly evil
Not wicked, vicious, sinister or mean (it's a pity, really)
Still, I certainly can't complain
Your progeny showed some brains
By sending me to appear upon your computer screen
I hate to say it, but your child really likes you
Though I hesitate to sound cliché
It's time to literally bang a gong
As I belt out this song
Wishing you an incredibly evil Father's Day!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that was much louder than I thought it would...anyone got a softer mallet?
- Martin Olson
BMI Work #13655659