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I'm not absolutely sure boys, but I think I just became the king of the pharmacists.

— Lawrence Fletcher

When Lawrence heads out to attend a speaking engagement on antiques, he unwittingly finds himself participating in the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Pageant of Evil against Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Rodney. As a special host oversees the proceedings, Perry is tasked with monitoring the situation, but Lawrence gets hit with Rodney's "Make-Everything-Evil-Izer," and is crowned the supreme leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Meanwhile, Candace is determined to bust the boys but doesn't realize that they are not helping with Mom's modern art installation. Across town, the boys are playing a giant game of darts.

Episode Summary

Mr. Fletcher heading to the convention.

Phineas and Ferb walk into the backyard, carrying a large dart, where they meet their mother, Linda, who is using a blowtorch. Phineas asks her, "Whatcha doin'?" She replies that she is working on a "junk sculpture" for the upcoming Modern Installation By Moms Charity auction. Linda also mentions that Phineas's step-father, Lawrence, had left to give a lecture, most likely about a historical event. Phineas seems disappointed because he was hoping that Lawrence would play a game of Giant Darts with Phineas and Ferb. Phineas and Ferb then leave to carry their dart to the front yard.

Candace is in her room, on the computer. She hears Linda working outside, and thinks the sound is Phineas and Ferb building one of their inventions. She goes downstairs to bust them. Linda leaves to get more materials for her sculpture before Candace arrives. Candace believes that the boys have left in the middle of building, and stays in the backyard to bust them when they return.

At the time, Phineas and Ferb were actually in the front yard, preparing to launch their dart. Phineas explains to Isabella that Baljeet and Buford were across town, supposedly preparing the appropriately-sized dartboard, although Buford was only supervising. Phineas and Ferb launch the dart. The dart flies over Lawrence, who is driving in his car, on his way to give his speech. He double-checks the address, which he had written on a piece of paper, that was 9019 Palindrome Road. He accidentally drops the address and when he picks it up, he places it upside down, so that it reads 6106 Palindrome Road, which actually leads to the Danville Arena.

Meanwhile, Perry the Platypus is entering his secret lair, learning that the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. are gathering to elect their first supreme leader. Agent P uses his jetpack to fly to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. To enter, he jumps through a window, then accidentally falls through a series of tubes, leading into a large bottle. Dr. Doofenshmirtz says that Agent P is now a "Perry the Platypus in a bottle", similar to a ship in a bottle. He picks up the bottle, with Perry trapped inside, and informs Perry that he is running to be the leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N, and he takes Perry with him.

Candace is still in the backyard, waiting for the boys to return. She hears the boys in the front yard and runs to get them, but they take off on another dart before she can see them. While Candace isn't looking, Linda returns, adds more pieces to her sculpture, then drives away to find more things to put on the sculpture. This same thing happens many times throughout the episode, with Candace never realizing that her mother is making the sculpture.

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members singing Evil Tonight.

Afterwards, Lawrence arrives at the Danville Arena, where the televised competition to be the supreme leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N is taking place. On the stage, dancers, including Dr. Doofenshmirtz singing the song, Evil Tonight, which is apparently the theme song for the contest. Lawrence appears through a trapdoor in the stage and is mistaken to be one of the top three contestants. The other two contestants are Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Rodney, Doofenshmirtz's greatest evil rival. They compete in various competitions, such as the Mechanical Mother competition and the Swimsuit competition, all of which Lawrence loses due to his politeness and also that he doesn't fully understand what the contest is for.

Mr. Fletcher after being zapped by the Make-Everything-Evil-Izer.

Backstage, Rodney attempts to use Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Make-Everything-Evil-Inator, which he renames the Make-Everything-Evil-Izer to make himself more evil and thus secure his win. Dr. Doofenshmirtz steals his idea and they both fight to be shot with the inator first. The fight accidentally makes the inator hit Lawrence, turning him evil and causing him to win the last round of the competition, where the contestants try to intimidate the others with their most evil glare. Lawrence wins by so many points that he is elected Supreme Leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Major Monogram advises Perry, through Perry's wrist communicator, to remind Lawrence of who he really is to turn him back to normal. Perry uses his jetpack to escape and turn the dart that Phineas and Ferb are riding on towards the Danville Arena. They land in the middle of the arena. Lawrence sees them and he does go back to normal. Lawrence tosses aside his Supreme Leader medal, thus resigning as leader. He, Phineas, and Ferb exit the arena, with Lawrence believing that he has just become the king of the pharmacists.

Back at home, men in a truck are taking Linda's junk sculpture away. Candace tries to keep them from doing so, but she fails. Linda sees the sculpture, and Candace thinks that she has finally busted the boys. Linda puts the last piece on the sculpture, a coat hanger, then informs Candace that she had made it to sell in the Modern Installation By Moms Charity auction. The men take the sculpture to away to the auction while Candace watches in disappointment and shock.


Read the transcript of Bullseye!.


End Credits

Last verse of Evil Tonight, Doofenshmirtz and Rodney's voices aren't heard.


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Running Gags

I know what we're gonna do today


The "Too Young" Line


Ferb's Line

Lawrence laughing evilly

Phineas: I think that's Dad.
Ferb: What was the topic of his lecture again?
Phineas: Hi Dad.

Lawrence still laughing evilly turns his head, when he heard Phineas.

What'cha doin'?

By Phineas:

Phineas: Hey mom, what'cha doin'?

Linda: Hey boys, I'm just working on my junk sculpture for the modern instillation by moms charity auction.
Phineas: Cool, seen dad?
Linda: Oh, he headed out to that speaking engagement of his.
Phineas: Aw, we're gonna shoot darts and we thought he might wanna play a round.

Linda: Maybe next time.

By Isabella:

Isabella: Hey Phineas, what'cha doin'?

Phineas: Oh, hey Isabella. We're playing giant darts.
Isabella: I bet you'll get a Bullseye.

Phineas: Sure. Maybe not on the first try but it's all about little adjustments, and Buford and Baljeet are manning the target across town.

Hey, where's Perry?

Phineas: (to Ferb) Hey, I meant to ask you earlier. Where's Perry?

Perry's entrance to his lair

He uses a remote to open a narrow panel in the side of the house, rolls into it, and lands in his seat in his lair.

Evil Jingle


Mistaking Doofenshmirtz for a pharmacist/Oh, there you are, Perry

Phineas: So, how'd it go, Dad?

Lawrence: I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became "King of the Pharmacists".

Phineas: Awesome! Oh, there you are, Perry.

Memorable Quotes

Linda: Feathers, it needs feathers!
Phineas: Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.

Buford: Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!

Baljeet: Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Anyway, today is the day that I become the supreme leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.! You remember L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally bleblebluh whatever? Huh? Remember them? Well, we gotta get moving. Maybe we'll get some hot dogs or something on the way. You like hot dogs, right?
Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore. For now.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbo- Wait, who switched my- ?
Rodney: Ha ha!

Dr. Diminutive: I'm Dr. Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!
Linda: Now to the butcher's for the finishing touch.
Rodney: I didn't know anyone could be more incompetent at being evil than you.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Me neither.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I am getting married again. (Snaps fingers) The Mechanical Mother explodes
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, come on, Rodney, the last event is about to-- Wait, what? Hey, that's my Make-Everything-Evil-Inator!

Rodney: No, Doofy, it's my Make-Everything-Evil-Izer! It's an -Izer!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You're a jerk, ya know that?
Rodney: You broke my Izer!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Inator! Inator!
Rodney: Shut it!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, you shut it!
Lawrence: Today Danville... tomorrow the world!
Phineas: So, how did it go Dad?

Lawrence: I'm not absolutely sure boys, but I think I just became the king of the pharmacists.

Phineas: Awesome!
Candace: (grunts) No! Not until Mom has seen it!

Delivery Man: Sorry, miss, I got a job to do.
Linda: Candace is right. Because it's not done yet.
(Camera shows a crazed-looking Candace while Linda climbs onto the flatbed. Linda then places a coat hanger on the sculpture.)
Linda: There. Take it away, guys. That junk sculpture should bring in big bids at the auction.
(climbs down the flatbed)
Candace: (in surprise) Junk sculpture? (stuttering)
(The flatbed truck drives down the driveway)
Linda: Honestly, Candace, it's not like lip-synching is my only talent.
Candace: (continues stuttering)
Linda: Well, now you're just being rude.

Candace: But...

Background Information

Production Information

  • This is the longest an episode (along with "Perry The Actorpus") has had its segments air separately in the US, by six months and three days.
  • This episode aired on Disney Channel On Demand on September 29, 2011.
  • For some unknown reason, this episode took over a year to premiere on Disney XD.

International Premieres

  • December 4, 2011 (AFN Europe)
  • December 17, 2011 (Channel 13 Chile)
  • January 22, 2012 (Disney Channel Latin America/Brazil)
  • February 28, 2012 (Disney Channel Asia)
  • March 13, 2012 (Family Channel)
  • April 9, 2012 (Disney Channel India)
  • May 1, 2012 (Disney Channel Portugal and Spain)
  • May 11, 2012 (Disney Channel Scandinavia)
  • December 1, 2012 (Disney XD Latin America)


  • When the giant dart hits the center of the mark of the stage, the mark is seen but when Lawrence goes to Phineas and Ferb and shakes hands, the mark is gone.
  • On Linda's second errand out to pick up art supplies, she states that her sculpture needs feathers; however, feathers are not shown until several sculpture shots later (after the butcher meat has been added).
  • When Isabella says "Hi, Mrs Flynn-Fletcher", Linda's mouth is not visible.
  • When Linda reverses the car, somehow the grass is visible inside the car, which is supposed to be obscured by the door. Apparently, the door on the right-rear side of the car is missing.
  • During the beginning of the song, the same scientist can be seen both in the top row in the far right, and in the middle on the bottom row.
  • During the beginning of the song, Dr. Bloodpudding can be seen on both the left and right side of the stage.
  • Dr. Diminutive is clearly too short for the microphone but it has no problem projecting his voice.
  • Near the end of the song, after Dr. David Bringdown dances off the screen (to the right), he walks back in from the left a second after.
  • At the end of the song, the host of the pageant appears walking on the stage. After Lawrence arrives, he supposedly announces the late entry, but does not move from when he stopped at the top of the stage.
  • Perry creates a scratch on the bottle before Monogram contacts him ; when he sighs, the scratch is gone.
  • After the swimsuit competition, Lawrence has 8 points. But when the glare contest starts Lawrence has 6 points, then he has 0.
  • Technically, Doofenshmirtz made a Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator, not a Make-Everything-Evil-Izer, so Rodney would be right in that it isn't the same thing.
  • On the second Dart throw Baljeet says they are in the triple ring, and Buford says that they only in the one-point wedge, they are really on the double score ring of the 14-point wedge.
  • The audience at the pageant constantly switched between members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. and what look like an audience filled with actual people. Also, many of the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. audience members look the same or are sitting in multiple places at one time.
  • When Perry arrives to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, he gets rid of his jetpack as he jumps to the window. Later on, when he goes to get Phineas and Ferb, he has his jetpack again.
  • When the audience was casting their votes for the final event, their devices only had one button, making it impossible to chose one of three contestants.
  • The number 6106 (originally 9019) is not a palindrome.


The mad scientist from the old sci-fi movie appears again in the crowd.


A Crab hand?

  • The Muppets - The arches and format used during the musical number is similar to "The Muppet Show Theme" from The Muppet Show and the movie The Muppets.
  • Lawrence's line, "Today Danville, tomorrow the world!", is a play on Adolf Hitler's famous quote, "Today Germany, tomorrow the world!"
  • Ectrodactyly - During the song, when they point to Dr. Diminutive there seems to be a crab hand among the hands pointing at Dr. Diminutive. This is a fairly well researched genetic anomaly called ectrodactyly, in which only the pinky and thumb are developed.
  • The Creature from the Black Lagoon - Rodney's swimsuit looks quite similar to the titular creature from this iconic monster film.
  • Futurama - The crab hand could possibly be Dr. Zoidberg's hand from Futurama.
  • The Big Bang Theory - During the song, there is an evil scientist resembling Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show - One of the evil scientists has a green shirt with a triangle on it, similar to the lab coat worn by Dr. Frank-N-Furter in Rocky Horror. Richard O'Brien, creator and star (Riff Raff) of Rocky Horror, voices Lawrence; and Tim Curry (who played Frank-N-Furter on stage and screen) provided voices for two other P&F episodes, "A Hard Day's Knight" and "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets".
  • Kim Possible - The whole idea of a pleasant-natured, slightly goofy character being turned evil, and being good at it, due to the malfunction of a weapon at a villains' convention is very similar to the plot of the Kim Possible episode "Bad Boy".


  • Rodney is revealed to be from South Dakota.
  • This is the fifth one-word episode. The others were: "Rollercoaster", "S'Winter", "Atlantis" and "Canderemy". It is also the second one-word episode in Season 3, the other is "Canderemy", was described. Also, a portion of The Ballad of Klimpaloon is also played in the background.
  • This is the second time Linda dismisses Candace for being rude ("One Good Scare Ought to Do It!").
  • In the swimsuit competition, Doof is seen doing the exact same thing as in the viral video from "Tip of the Day". This could be where the video came from, although in "This Is Your Backstory", he said that it was from his teens.
  • This is the first time Candace mistakes something someone other than Phineas and Ferb made for what they did.
  • Perry makes a sighing sound a total of four times in this episode.



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