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"Brand New Best Friend" is a song from the movie Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. The 1st and 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz sing this song.

"Brand New Best Friend" is included as the 4th song in the Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions album.

This song was voted #4 on Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne.


Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test! Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It's in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: (pause) ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that's right
Both: He played Meap!

Both: Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.
Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. (Pokes him) huh?


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  • Doofenshmirtz and 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz are seen alluding famous duos, movies, and TV series, including (in order):

Background information

  • Both of the Doofenshmirtzes broke the fourth wall twice in one line by mentioning that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas and staring at the screen while saying that.
  • It is revealed that Doofenshmirtz hates rice pudding, loves almond brittle, keeps spare change in case vending machines take over, thinks llamas are weird, and likes Lorenzo Lamas.
  • Doofenshmirtz sings "Comin' at you Fridays!" Phineas and Ferb's timeslot was Friday nights on Disney Channel.
  • This song is heard in instrumental version during the battle between Perry and his counterpart.



  • Before error


    Just before Doofenshmirtz-1 says "coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above Doofenshmirtz-2 for a split second.
  • At the line "We can be a duo!" at duo, the brown horse has something in him all of the sudden.

    The error.


BMI Work #13200374


See also

"He's Doof"
Songs Next:
"Victory Gum"
"Summer (Where Do We Begin?)" (#5)
Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne Next:
"There's a Platypus Controlling Me" (#3)
"Hey Ferb" (#3)
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions Next:
"You're Going Down" (#5)
"Everything's Better with Perry" (#1)
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension Song Sampler Next:
"Summer (Where Do We Begin?)" (#3)
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