"Army of Me" is a song from "Night of the Living Pharmacists" performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz with help from an Andrews Sisters-esque trio.
Lyrics[]
Episode version[]
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
Doof zombie: Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow!
Album version[]
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di-di-di-di-day.
Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Dr, Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Doo, doo, doo doo de day day
So he's got a big surprise
For his brother, the Mayor.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He never really figured
I was much of a player.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Roger's gonna run home
And hide under the covers...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: When he finds himself surrounded
By a thousand big brothers!
I'm a...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Fake Andrews Sisters: One-man family tree!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day a did'n di dip.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me-ee-he!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day-a did'n di dip.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: it's an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Dee did'n day-uh!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's right!
Gallery[]
Background information[]
- The song was first mentioned when its name was briefly seen in "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne".
- Fragments from this song will be later used in the same episode during the song "Lots of Me".
- The Andrew Sisters are not credited in the album version.
Errors[]
- The verse on the album is inaccurate, because by the time Doof sings this in the episode, not only is Roger already a Doof zombie, but he was also the first one to transform. Then again, Doof might've forgotten that detail.
Songwriters[]
BMI Work #18834427
Continuity[]
- The singers from "He's Eviler" reappear.
References[]
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