Major Monogram: And the kitty goes,
Agent Kitty : Meow!
Major Monogram: And the owl goes,
Agent O: Hoot!
Major Monogram: And the doggy goes,
Agent D: Woof!
Major Monogram: And the turkey goes,
And the turkey goes?
Carl: Sir, we lost Agent T last November.
Major Monogram: Oooh. (sniffs) Right. (coughs)
And that's how the animals go, go, go,
and that's how the animals go.
Major Monogram: Oh the chicken goes,
Agent C Bgok!
Monogram: And the dog goes, Agent D: Woof!
Monogram: and the worm goes
Outstanding, Agent W! (Bok! Bok! Bok!)
(Agent C pecks at Agent W)
Agent C, don't do that.
And the new guy goes,
Norm: I'm Norm!
Major Monogram: You know, Carl, it's weird that he is not an animal. (Pause) We should fire him.
Carl: I'm already on it, sir.
BMI Work #10174486
- This song got patterned after children's songs about animals such as "Old MacDonald" and "I Had a Cat".
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