Let's build a sub with meat and cheese
To dive beneath the open seas
A mayo and a mustard squeeze, classic deli style (Hey!)
Toasted bread with sesame seeds
Tomato, ham, and pepperoncinis
But can you hold the onions, please?
We'll be at sea awhile
It's our underwater luncheon meat machine
Made with salted savory pressurized cuisine
We're traveling to depths you've never seen
In a submarine sandwich submarine, sandwich submarine!
Bum, bum, ba-dum-bum-bum
Ba-rum-bum-bum, ba-rum-bum-bum
Bum, bum, ba-dum-bum-bum, sandwich submarine!