I Really Don't Hate Chrismas
Bài hát bởi Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Tuyển tập:
"Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation! (Soundtrack)"
"Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites"
Thể loại:
Độ dài:
1:30 (truyền hình)
1:25 (album)
1:22 ("Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites" phiên bản tiếng Tây Ban Nha)
Heinz Doofenshmirtz niên sử
Kế trước:
Yodel Odel Obey Me
Hiện tại:
I Really Don't Hate Christmas
Tiếp theo:
Bài hát chủ đề Doof 'N' Puss
Đoạn nhạc
Phineas and Ferb - I Really Don't Hate Christmas - Dr

Phineas and Ferb - I Really Don't Hate Christmas - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

I Really Don't Hate Christmas là một bài hát được thể hiện bởi Heinz Doofenshmirtz trong "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!" về việc ông ta ghét những ngày lễ khác như thế nào và ông ta không hề ghét Giáng sinh.

Lời bài hát

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see Valentine's is torture, and my Birthday is a mess,
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas!

You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,
Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store,
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,
But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,
It makes me tense!

From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,
Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.
No, I really don't hate Christmas.

I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,
I can work up animosity for almost anything.
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.

Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me?

How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Oh, what the heck. Kickline!

No, I really...
No, I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense BURNING indifference!

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