Ferb Fletcher

Kể từ khi Ferb Fletcher là kiểu người của hành động, rất hợp lí trong việc liệt kê những lần mà cậu bày tỏ khi cần thiết những suy nghĩ của mình. Xuyên suốt cậu chỉ bỏ lỡ dòng thoại của mình trong mười một tập phim.

Mùa 1

Tập phim Trích thoại
"Rollercoaster" Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.
Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
"Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" Sings in Backyard Beach
Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
Ferb: With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
"Flop Starz" Sings in Gitchee Gitchee Goo
"The Fast and the Phineas" -None-
"Lights, Candace, Action!" Phineas: Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.
Ferb: But the Internet is forever.
"Raging Bully" Buford: So, same thing tomorrow?
Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.
Buford: You calling me a shark?!
(Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down)
Phineas: Ferb!
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
"Candace Loses Her Head" "Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake."
"I, Brobot" -None-
"Run Away Runway" Candace: But just remember: Gaston said I'll always be his cou de crayon!
Ferb: You do realize that's French for "pencil neck"?
"The Magnificent Few" "I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk."
"S'Winter" "It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer."
"Jerk De Soleil" "Perhaps Buford truly is amazing."
"Are You My Mummy?" "You know, mummies have their brains pulled out through their nose."
"Ready for the Bettys" "Actually, I-"
"Look, for the last time, I didn't-"
"Actually, I-"
"Augh! I give up!"
"I Scream, You Scream" "I was weak."
"Toy to the World" "Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes."
Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy?
Ferb: It does absolutely nothing.
"Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!" Grandpa Clyde: Still a man of few words, I see.
Ferb: Well, actually, I...
"It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" "Because... she's a tire-spinnin', gear-grindin', clutch-burnin', back-firin', paint-tradin', red-linin', over-heatin', throttle-stompin' truck driving girl."
"Mom's Birthday" "[Our card is] a simple post-modern fusion of origami and pop-up."
"Journey to the Center of Candace" Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.
Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
Phineas: [looking through Candace's eyes] Candace is on her date with Jeremy. That means we're on a date with Jeremy.
Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels.
"It's About Time!" "This could be a problem."
Phineas: Hmmm. It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans.
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" "May we take that as a 'yes'?"
"Well, don't just stand there, kiss her!"
"Tree to Get Ready" Phineas: Well Mom, you know what they say...
Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the tree house.
"The Ballad of Badbeard" Clyde: So, meet me at the trail head in 5 minutes.
Baljeet, Buford, Isabella and Ferb: Aye aye, Captain Grandpa.
Clyde: That's the spirit.
"...And all refuse to take a bath."
Phineas: Well Ferb, me old matey, our first time out as pirates and we come home with a bounty of beards!
Ferb: And perhaps the greatest pirate story ever told.
"Greece Lightning" Phineas: It's okay, Ferb, she's gone. You can look now.
Ferb: No, not taking any chances.
Phineas: Hey look, there's Perry.
Ferb: Still not looking.
"Leave the Busting to Us!" "You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek."
"And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public."
"Crack That Whip" "Good catch, Jeremy."
"The Best Lazy Day Ever" "And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward. He seems much faster on TV."
"Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go.
Ferb: Especially if it's a caveman.
"Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" "Yes, it usually takes us at least a montage."
"A Hard Day's Knight" "I hear there's a new version of Jane Eyre in the offing."
"Traffic Cam Caper" "What did I miss?"
"Bowl-R-Ama Drama" "Wait for it..."
"Got Game?" "She's on a roll."
"That was completely out of character."
"Comet Kermillian" "Actually, you'd be 88 1/2."
"Put That Putter Away" "I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place."
"Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" "You might consider bathing first."
"The Flying Fishmonger" "When he was young, he did a bunch of stuff."
"I have absolutely no idea."
"One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" Phineas: That was a great day, Ferb. What did you think was the spookiest thing?
Ferb: Definitely the giant floating baby head.
"The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" "Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs."
"Oil on Candace" Phineas: There's no higher place of honor than the fridge.
Ferb: Especially a giant fridge.
"Out of Toon" "A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain."
"Hail Doofania!" "You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place."
"Out to Launch" "Candace, we are just kids."
"Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!" Candace: Oooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Ferb: Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
"Unfair Science Fair" "But that's another story."
"Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!
Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.
Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Martians: Arrabata dutch!
Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.

Mùa 2

Tập phim Trích thoại
"The Lake Nose Monster" "No. It found us."
"Well, if such a creature did exist, I believe its habitat and safety would be all our responsibility to look after and protect."
"Interview With a Platypus" Ferb imitates Perry's chatter
"Tip of the Day" -None-
"Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" "Well, either that or everything else in the universe just got bigger."
"Backyard Aquarium" Ferb: Well, you know what they say. If you love something, set it free.
Phineas: Yeah, we do it every day with Perry!
"Day of the Living Gelatin" "The cartilaginous fibers from the bovine patella structure, that gelatin's extracted from, gives it that fun, bouncy quality."
"Elementary My Dear Stacy" "I'll never understand fashion."
"Don't Even Blink" "Well, we were all watching it. And quantum theory states the mere observation of an experiment changes its outcome."
"Chez Platypus" "Ah, the public is fickle."
"Perry Lays an Egg" "That's not just any bird. That's a rare whale song-singing double-breasted angle hooper. The natural enemy of the platypus in the wild."
"Gaming the System" "Apparently, do what we did."
"The Chronicles of Meap" "Well, it occurs to me that perhaps not all of the modifications I made are technically 'street legal.'"
"That's no cloud. That's a space station."
"Thaddeus and Thor" Phineas: Gum me.
Ferb: Please.
Phineas: Candace, we don't do this to compete. We do it for fun.
Ferb: And for the ladies. Rrrow!
"We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch."
"De Plane! De Plane! (After Phineas asks about the co-pilots instruments) "Check."
Sings in Big Ginormous Airplane.
"Let's Take a Quiz (Referring to the shrunken down game set) "Well, I suppose we could call that the home version."
"At the Car Wash" "You're not very street."
(Referring to the Giant Starnose Mole) "I think he can take care of himself."
"Oh, There You Are, Perry" Sings in Come Home Perry.
"Swiss Family Phineas" Candace: You're giving a monkey a shower?!
Ferb: Yep, had to be done.
"Hide and Seek" "Perhaps the problem is not that the house is too small, but that we are too big."
"That Sinking Feeling" "Phineas: Now, this is a ship. My, she's yar. Is she ready to sail?
Ferb: She's ship-shape and Bristol-fashioned.
Phineas: What does that mean?
Ferb: What does yar mean?
"The Baljeatles" Sings in Gimme a Grade.
"Vanessassary Roughness" Linda: Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?
Ferb: Yes. yes, I am.
Linda: Okay, then.
Vanessa: Your name is Ferb?
Ferb: Well, yes, it's short for— Oh, here it is.
"No More Bunny Business Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?
Candace: He likes it!
"Spa Day" Phineas: What, do you say Ferb it'll give you a chance to do your seaweed rap. You know: (rapping) Hyah!
Ferb: Okay.
Sings in Spa Day (song).
"Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" Isabella: Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella! That means I gonna marry Phineas!
Candace: Or Ferb.
Ferb turns around, winks, points and makes a clicking noise to Isabella, who is startled, and begins to worry as she realizes the possibility.
"Well, at least we know she mellows with age."
Phineas: Well, looks like we don't have to go to the future after all.
Ferb: Some other time, perhaps.
"Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown" Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Ferb: He's doing a special appearance on a music video clip show.
Phineas: Hm. Well, good for him.
"Bubble Boys" Phineas: That was Candace driving!
Ferb: Her car control has gotten a lot better.
"Isabella and the Temple of Sap" -None-
"Cheer Up Candace" "So, how about that airline food?"
"Fireside Girl Jamboree" "Hey, where's Perry?"
Phineas: Ooh, that's going to leave a mark.
Ferb: Yes, on the alligator.
"The Bully Code" "Oh, heavens, no. Slushy dogs never get any better."
"Finding Mary McGuffin" "This is exactly why the doll was taken off the market."
"Picture This" "If it's all the same with you, Father, we're going to build the machine."
"Nerdy Dancin'" "Well, it looks like my work here is done."
"What Do It Do?" Ferb: Well, if you reverse engineer the human heart, you're bound to find love at its core.
Buford: And gross smushy red stuff!
Ferb: Yes, love and gross smushy red stuff.
Irving: And ventricles!
Ferb: Actually, I think ventricles is already included in gross squishy red stuff.
"Atlantis" "Perhaps the lost city of Atlantis wanted to stay lost."
"Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!" Phineas: Ferb, what did you wish for?
Ferb: Take a look at this morning's paper.
Phineas: "World Peace"?
Ferb: No, no. This one down here.
Phineas: "Local Boy Gets Harmonica". Hey, nice picture!
"Just Passing Through" Candace: ...and Jeremy was like "Yeah, are you going?" and— (notices that Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford are staring at the wall) Hey!
Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford: Hey.
"Candace's Big Day" Ferb: They say the step you're about to take is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet.
Phineas: Little corny there, bro.
Ferb: Just teeing up the song.
Phineas: Oh, yeah.
"I Was a Middle Aged Robot" Fireside Girls: Bubble gum, bubble gum, running in a sack.
Ferb: Hop to the finish and don't look back.
"Suddenly Suzy" Phineas: Niagara Falls? Know anything about that, Ferb-meister?
Ferb: It's over 167 feet high. It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.
"Undercover Carl" Carl: So, Ferb, you don't talk much, do you?
Ferb: Actually I-
Carl: What's that over there?
Major Monogram: Hello, son.
Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and Isabella: Hi Carl's dad.
"Hip Hip Parade" Buford: Missed you, Baljeet.
Baljeet: Right back at you, buddy.
Ferb: And thus, the universe is balanced.
"Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers" Candace: Get out! And then?
Ferb: Once they've replaced more than 51% of all the humans, they can assume control of the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
Candace: Shut Up! And?
Ferb's cousin: Oh, I wish you were there Ferb!
Ferb: So do I. Tell Uncle Angus and Aunt Maura thanks for the candy.
Ferb's cousin: Too right. Scotland out, peace!
"Ain't No Kiddie Ride" -None-
"Not Phineas and Ferb" Phineas: Space adventure, it's an adventure in... You know what, Ferb?
Ferb: We're over it.
Phineas: Yes, yes we are.
"Phineas and Ferb-Busters!" Linda: Who wants pie?
Jenny: Me.
Stacy: Me.
Candace: Me...
Phineas, Baljeet, Isabella, and Ferb: Us!
"The Lizard Whisperer" "Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers - and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!"
"Robot Rodeo" (background voice) "Cowgirls and cowpokes, welcome to the Flynn-Fletcher pro's rodeo!"
"All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get along, little doggie. Or even a short little doggie. I'm here all week. Try the veal!"
"The Beak" Phineas: Come on, we gotta tell Isabella that we're the Beak.
(Ferb coughs and points at the Beak suit)
Phineas: Fine, we can take the suit.
Isabella: By the way, Phineas. You were very brave.
Phineas: Thanks, you were too.
(Phineas and Isabella walk away without Ferb)
Ferb: Um, hello? Entire lower half of amazing superhero here. (sigh) I guess there's no glory in thighs.
"She's the Mayor" Phineas: Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.
Ferb: Let's never do that again.
Phineas: Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
"The Lemonade Stand" Linda: Hi boys, so what did you two do today?
Ferb: Just normal mediocre kid stuff.
Linda: Sounds great.
"Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation" Linda, Lawrence, Candace, Phineas, and Ferb: Aloha!
Phineas: Wow, I always wanted a vacation this close to a volcanic hot spot. Do you smell what I smell Ferb?
Ferb: (Sniffs) Mm-mm, magma!
Phineas: How are we gonna round up the A-Primes? (Ferb picks up a phone)
Ferb: Hello? Room service?
Laird: Say, aren't you dudes a little young to be riding this kinda surf?
Ferb: No worries, bro. We're just gonna hot dog this hunk of plastic bone up to the sand.
Phineas: You got that off the Internet, didn't you?
Ferb: Yes, yes I did.
"Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!" Ferb: Clay Aiken?
Phineas: Yes I hired a stunt singer, what do you think?
"Kon'nichiwa! Suteishī no tomodachidesu!" (Japanese for 'Hello! We are friends of Stacy!')
Vanessa: Ferb?
Ferb: Vanessa?
Phineas: Sounds like you're flooding it!
Ferb: I'm not flooding it!
Vanessa: I don't know, Ferb. I know he's my dad and I shouldn't blame him for being busy. It's just that...he always seems to put his work ahead of me. I just don't know what to do.
Ferb: Well sometimes if you love somebody, you have to meet them halfway.
Phineas: Hey Ferb, where's Vanessa?
Ferb: She went off with someone else.
"And we believe in you."
Sings in City of Love and Summer Belongs to You
"Nerds of a Feather" Phineas: May the luck of Sluffon be with you.
Ferb: Always.
Clive Addison: Well it's just really clear that you two are going to have an amazing career in special effects ahead of you. And if that's what you want, give me a call in ten years and I'll hire the both of you in a heartbeat.
Ferb: Actually what I'd love to do is direct.
Clive Addison: You and me both.
"We Call it Maze" Phineas: Ferb...
Ferb: You don't even need to say it.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!" Ferb: Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today.
Phineas: Yes, yes you do.
"The Secret of Success" Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains.
Ferb: Two, Three, Four...
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb: Five, Six, Seven.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Ferb: You know, technically we didn't try all terrain.
"The Doof Side of the Moon" "We're there."
Phineas: And this is the- Oh that's right, we sublet this floor.
Ferb: That was a mistake.
"Wizard of Odd" Phineas: While this is fun, it's a little girly for us, isn't it?
Ferb: Well, it is Candace's dream.
Candace: Did you say fun?
Ferb: Often, the most fun can be found in your own backyard.
"Split Personality" Phineas: If the molecular splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.
Ferb: Agreed.
Phineas: What are we looking at?
Ferb: I have no idea.
"Say "fromage"!"
"Brain Drain" Linda: Get well soon. Bye boys!
Phineas and Ferb: Bye Mom!
Baljeet: Ferb! Did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego?
Ferb: Oh, no, I'd never do that.
"Rollercoaster: The Musical!" Ferb: Hmm, what assurance would we had that everyone else will also break into the song and do the same thing?
Phineas: I don't know. I think they probably will.
Ferb: Fair enough, I'm in.
Sings in Rollercoaster
Phineas: Carpe diem. It's Latin for "seize the day."
Ferb: Or you could say "seize the day" was English for "carpe diem."
Phineas: Yes. Yes you could.
"Make Play" Phineas: Wow, Candace really seems to be enjoying herself today!
Ferb: And she seems to have acquired an upper class Drueselsteinian speech pattern.
Phineas: Yeah... Let's just go with it.
"Candace Gets Busted" Phineas: Hey...
Ferb: When we get our own place, it'll be like this everyday.
Candace: The entire party has disappeared. Of course, the same divine intervention that takes away from you guys, took the party away from me. I'm saved!
Phineas: I wonder where the party went?
Ferb: Someplace nice, I hope.
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.
Ferb: Totally, a platypus would have put it over the edge.
Perry chatters

Mùa 3

Tập phim Trích thoại
"The Great Indoors" Phineas: Behold, Mount Ferberest.
A boulder falls on Adyson's head
Ferb: Sorry, Adyson.
Adyson: (Dazed) The salamanders are back.
Isabella: Who wants a Concussion First-aid Patch?
Phineas: Congratulations ladies, how do you feel about non-powered flight Patches?
Fireside Girls: Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Ferb: Marvelous.
"Canderemy" Isabella: So a... Phineas, I was wondering that maybe after this you'd like to go to the premiere of the new Stumbleberry Finkbat movie.
Phineas: Huh? Oh sure, sounds cool.
Ferb: I'd like to go to that.
Isabella: Well, what are we waiting for?
Ferb: I believe we're waiting for Rover to put the molecular separator down.
After Phineas and Ferb fused together by the combine-inator.
Phineas: Hey, does this mean we can all go now?
Ferb:Yes, yes it does.
"Run, Candace, Run" -None-
"Last Train to Bustville" "He makes history come alive."
Phineas: Check it out, a dodo bird! What's next on the list, Ferb?
Ferb: Frankenstein's brain.
"Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!" -None- (He says a line in a Clip from "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!")
"The Belly of the Beast" -None-
"Moon Farm" "Well, photosynthesis will start creating oxygen, and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine."
"Ask a Foolish Question" "And by the way, nice use of the accordion arm."
"Misperceived Monotreme" Linda: Well that seems unlikely.
Ferb: Yes, yes it does.
"Candace Disconnected" Phineas: You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.
Ferb: And the tallest.
Phineas: Yes, and the tallest.
Ferb: And the heaviest.
Phineas: Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?
Phineas: Well, you were right, Ferb. The most interesting thing we ever built was very tall and very heavy, and the guy from the museum was very appreciative.
Ferb: I still can't believe it fit in his truck.
"Magic Carpet Ride" Ferb: Does anyone else want to be king of the world?
Phineas: Eh, keep it, Bro. It suits you.
"Bad Hair Day" Phineas: Why? Your hair looks simplicious!
Ferb: Have you tried tossing your head back?
"Meatloaf Surprise" Phineas: Buford's pulling us down.
Baljeet: How is that possible? He weighs no more down there than he did up here!
Ferb: It's probably best not to question.
"Phineas and Ferb Interrupted" Phineas: (sighs) It's good to be back.
Ferb: Yes, yes it is.
"A Real Boy" -None-
"Mommy Can You Hear Me?" Linda: And look, the kids clear a perfect spot for my snapdragons. I think that earned you for some pie.
Buford, Isabella, Ferb and Phineas: Hooray!
Phineas: I guess will never be able to wish him a happy birthday.
: Well never say never.
Ferb/Alien "fetus" to old Sergei in bed
Ferb: Happy birthday!
Sergei: They did remember, such nice boys.
"Road Trip" -None-
"Tour de Ferb" "They need to change the battery on the tiger excluder."
"Skiddley Whiffers" Phineas: (about Candace winning) Wow! Twice in one day!
Ferb: Skiddley Whiffers is a cruel mistress; cold and unforgiving.
"My Fair Goalie" Phineas: Ferb, you came to play.
Ferb: As long as my team will have me, curse and all.
Phineas: Of course we will. It's not about winning, it's the joy of the game.
Beckham (blond): Actually, it's about winning.
Phineas: What happened? I guess the curse wasn't broken.
Ferb: No, it's broken. Sometimes you just miss.
Beckham (blond): Oy, cousin Ferb we're dreadful sorry for giving you such a hard time, you're a brilliant footballer, an all-around good chap and a Brit through and through.
Ferb: Actually lads I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb.
"Bullseye!" Phineas: I think that's Dad.
Ferb: What's his topic of his lecture again?
"That's the Spirit" Phineas, Ferb and Candace: Trick or Treat!
Phineas : Wait a minute if you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head. What does that make you when you were alive?
Ferb: The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.
"The Curse of Candace" Candace: Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.
Ferb: Sounds like a vampire to me.Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face.
Phineas: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.
"Escape from Phineas Tower" "Plus there was that small matter of circumnavigating around the Earth."
Phineas: The entire galaxy that enough elbow room for you?
Ferb: Well for today.
"Lotsa Latkes" Phineas: What's Perry doing in a pillory?
Ferb: Actually those are stocks, a pillory forces the wearer to remain upright, exposing them to poking and prodding from passers-by.
"Ferb Latin" "Our dad sells antiques."
Sings in Ferb Latin (song)
A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas "Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama."
Linda: Hey, boys. I heard you were doing Christmas in July.
Candace: Yes, yes they were. And... and... it was actually really sweet.
Everyone: Aw!
Sings in We Wish You A Merry Christmas
"Tri-Stone Area" Gerb: I guess we should wait for tomorrow before we tell them our new language.
Phinebunk: Yes, yes we should.
Sings in Zubada
"Doof Dynasty" Phineas: What's he doing?
Ferb: That's a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback.
Phineas: Does he know that we can't see it?
Sings in The Way of the Platypus
Elderly Phineas: Well, that took longer than expected.
Elderly Ferb: But, it is a great wall.
Elderly Phineas: Yeah. So, what you wanna do tomorrow? (Ferb glares at him and leaves) What? I kid. We can rest, how about a game of mahjong?
"Excaliferb" "Yeah. Okay, I'm down with that."
"Behold evil wizard Millifishmirtz, I hold the sword Excaliferb. This mystical vorpal blade was given to me by The Lady of the Puddle. Get a good look at it, for the instrument of your demise! (The blade of the sword falls off the hilt) Well, uh, okay. So big deal, the end comes off."
"Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon" Phineas: By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?
Ferb: The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange that the one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.
"Monster from the Id"
"Remains of the Platypus"
"Perry the Actorpus"

Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Ferb imitates Perry's chatter
Phineas: (To Perry) Of course, Ferb and I knew exactly what to call you.
Young Phineas and Ferb: Bartholemew.
Phineas: (To Perry) So, not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension. And you did nothing to stop us?!
Ferb: Well, he did pee on the couch.
Phineas: You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us".
Ferb: Well, you can, but it would just be Platyp.
Whoa. Deja-vu-ish.
Well, we've had a lot of great days, but we only have one Perry.
Sings in Everything's Better with Perry, Summer (Where Do We Begin?) (his 2nd Dimension self sings it also) and Kick It Up A Notch.

Take Two with Phineas and Ferb

Guest Star Quote
Jack Black Fred Red?
Andy Samburg Word.
Seth Rogen The planet Neptune's atmosphere is made up of what?
Tony Hawk Dinner Bell and Beanpole McGee.
Taylor Swift Top of the morning to you.
Regis Philbin I just wanna say thanks again for the bow-tie Mr. Philbin. How do you think we're going to do in the talk show business?
Neil Patrick Harris Was I just a giant floating baby?
Randy Jackson I always fancied myself as more of an English Bulldog.
Emma Roberts Ah! (Screaming)
Cedric the Entertainer Buford has his own ignitable stats.
David Beckham Thanks, heads up.
Howie Mandel Ta-da.
I just brushed someone else's teeth.
Miss Piggy That's Pig Latin in Pig Latin.
Tom Bergeron I do it everyday.
Ty Pennington Pardon my puns.
I think we're done.
Shaun White A beach ball, on a cricket ball, on a bobby's helm, on a bobby, on a horse.
Larry King -None-
Jason Segel A quintuple threat.
Ben Stiller (Whistles)
Guy Fieri -None-

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The Nintendo DS game It seemed better than w'ummer.
Transport-inators of Doooom! The journey is the destination.
Robot Attack!!! Hm. It seems all we needed to do was unplug the machine.
S'no Problem That was not the desired result.
Or, more specifically, the snow-making machine.
Without question, exhilarating.
Phineas and Ferb The Movie Game: The Dimension of Doooom! Is that really the best you could come up with?
But that's another story.
And they don't even know the half of it until they watch the movie.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Right. Yetis are vegetarians. And they rarely show aggression unless they feel threatened.
My Funny Valentine This is one of my favorite instrumental pieces.
Haunted Hayride Fortunately, this is no ordinary hayride.
Just Squidding Phineas: Just think what might be down there! Hidden treasure? Sunken ships? Old tires? We might even find a whole new species of amphibious life!"
Ferb: Or, am-Ferbious life.
Isabella: Buried treasure!
Phineas: An ancient submarine!
Ferb: A vintage arcade game.
The Best School Day Ever! Phineas: Now, remember. Safety comes first. Don't try this at home...
Ferb: Unless it's our home.
That's Snow Man, That's a Monster! I have an idea.
Ferb's Words of Wisdom If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Happy Birthday, Perry! In some cultures, it's considered impolite to beat a figure until its innards fall out.
Jailhouse Doof Phineas: We're gonna break the world land speed record!
Ferb: ...And then maybe a snack.
It's Alive! Nor would be want to.
Phineas and Ferb: Barry!
Phineas and Ferb Save America Phineas: Fire at will!
Ferb: Which one of them is Will?
Phineas: That is such an old joke.
Ferb: Well, we are in 1776.
Dino-Might! Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb: Does it involve cloning a dinosaur?
Bones of Doom "Well, time is mummy."
Rubber Man Phineas: Don't worry. No matter how far we fall, we'll always bounce!
Ferb: Unless we were suddenly and unexpectedly transformed into something that doesn't bounce... like a turtle.
Isabella the Hero Phineas: Oh no! The main torsion coupling is broken! We're stuck!
Ferb: And our butter is not properly churned.
P Versus P "Is that panda fur?"
Phineas and Ferb Spin-Offs "It's a chance to see the characters you love spread their wings in exciting new arenas."
Everything's Better with Perry Phineas: So remember, any part of your life can be improved with one small addition...
Ferb: A platypus.
Go West, Young Ferb "Eat H2O."
Last Episode "I don't want to be alone. Where's Perry?"
Masquerade Phineas: Oh well. It was fun while it lasted, right, Ferb?
Ferb: Yeah! Who's Ferb?
L.A. Marathon commercial "Ooh, I just saw Tom Cruise!"
"It's On" music video "Looks like it's on."
The Dad-inator "We should really get a thesaurus."
Disney's Phineas and Ferb: The Best LIVE Tour Ever!

"Have you ever noticed that audience there before?"

Phineas: You know, Ferb. Perry is really something special.
Ferb: He's the finest semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal on the Earth.

Sings in Everything's Better with Perry

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