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Ferb Fletcher lines are so few and far between, it is possible to easily log them all in a list.
Season 1[]
| Episode | Quote |
| "Rollercoaster" | Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs." |
| "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" | Sings in "Backyard Beach"
Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher! |
| "Flop Starz" | "Baby, baby, baby, baby..." (sung as "babe-ah, babe-ah, babe-ah, babe-ah") |
| "The Fast and the Phineas" | "None" |
| "Lights, Candace, Action!" | Phineas: Enjoy it while you can, Candace. Fame is fleeting. Ferb: But the Internet is forever. |
| "Raging Bully" | Buford: So, same thing tomorrow? Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward. Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown. Buford: You calling me a shark?! [Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down] Phineas: Ferb! Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face. |
| "Candace Loses Her Head" | "Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake." |
| "I, Brobot" | "None" |
| "Run Away Runway" | Candace: But just remember: Gaston said I'll always be his cou de crayon! Ferb: You do realize that's French for "pencil neck"? |
| "The Magnificent Few" | "I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk." |
| "S'Winter" | "It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer." |
| "Jerk De Soleil" | "Perhaps Buford truly is amazing." |
| "Are You My Mummy?" | "You know, mummies have their brains pulled out through their nose." |
| "Ready for the Bettys" | "Actually, I-"
"Actually-" "Actually-" "Look, for the last time, I didn't-" "Actually, I-" "Ah! I give up!" |
| "I Scream, You Scream" | "I was weak." |
| "Toy to the World" | "Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes."
Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy? |
| "Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!" | Grandpa Clyde: Still a man of few words, I see. Ferb: Well, actually, I... |
| "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" | "Because, she's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding, clutch-burning, backfiring, paint-trading, red-lining, overheating-throttle-stomping, truck-driving girl." |
| "Mom's Birthday" | "[Our card is] a simple post-modern fusion of origami and pop-up." |
| "Journey to the Center of Candace" | Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach. Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels. Phineas: [looking through Candace's eyes] Candace is on her date with Jeremy. That means we're on a date with Jeremy. |
| "It's About Time!" | "This could be a problem."
Phineas: Hmmm. It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans. |
| "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" | "May we take that as a 'yes'?"
"Well, don't just stand there, kiss her!" |
| "Tree to Get Ready" | Phineas: Well Mom, you know what they say... Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the tree house. |
| "The Ballad of Badbeard" | Clyde: So, meet me at the trail head in 5 minutes. Baljeet, Buford, Isabella and Ferb: Aye aye, Captain Grandpa. Clyde: That's the spirit. "...And I'll refuse to take a bath." Phineas: Well Ferb, me old matey, our first time out as pirates and we come home with a bounty of beards! |
| "Greece Lightning" | Phineas: It's okay, Ferb, she's gone. You can look now. Ferb: No, not taking any chances. Phineas: Hey look, there's Perry. Ferb: Still not looking. |
| "Leave the Busting to Us!" | "You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek."
"And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public." |
| "Crack That Whip" | "Good catch, Jeremy." |
| "The Best Lazy Day Ever" | "And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward. He seems much faster on TV." |
| "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." | Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go. Ferb: Especially if it's a caveman. |
| "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" | "Yes, it usually takes us at least a montage." |
| "A Hard Day's Knight" | "I hear there's a new version of Jane Eyre in the offing." |
| "Traffic Cam Caper" | "What did I miss?" |
| "Bowl-R-Ama Drama" | "Wait for it..." |
| "Got Game?" | "She's on a roll."
"That was completely out of character." |
| "Comet Kermillian" | "Actually, you'd be 88 1/2." |
| "Put That Putter Away" | "I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place." |
| "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" | "You might consider bathing first." |
| "The Flying Fishmonger" | "When he was young, he did a bunch of stuff."
"I have absolutely no idea." |
| "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" | Phineas: That was a great day, Ferb. What did you think was the spookiest thing? Ferb: Definitely the giant floating baby head. |
| "The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" | "Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs." |
| "Oil on Candace" | Phineas: There's no higher place of honor than the fridge. Ferb: Especially a giant fridge. |
| "Out of Toon" | "A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain." |
| "Hail Doofania!" | "You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place." |
| "Out to Launch" | "Candace, we are just kids." |
| "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted" | Candace: Oooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something. Ferb: Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day. |
| "Unfair Science Fair" | "But that's another story." |
| "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" | Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian! Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone. Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht. Martians: Arrabata dutch! Ferb: They say fine, but not without them. |
Season 2[]
| Episode | Quote |
| "The Lake Nose Monster" |
"No. It found us." "Well, if such a creature did exist, I believe its habitat and safety would be all our responsibility to look after and protect." |
| "Interview With a Platypus" | Ferb imitates Perry's chatter |
| "Tip of the Day" | None |
| "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister!" | "Well, either that or everything else in the universe just got bigger." |
| "Backyard Aquarium" | Ferb: Well, you know what they say. If you love something, set it free. Phineas: Yeah, we do it every day with Perry! |
| "Day of the Living Gelatin" | "The cartilaginous fibers from the bovine patella structure, that gelatin's extracted from, gives it that fun, bouncy quality." |
| "Elementary, My Dear Stacy" | "I'll never understand fashion." |
| "Don't Even Blink" | "Well, we were all watching it. And quantum theory states the mere observation of an experiment changes its outcome." |
| "Chez Platypus" | "Ah, the public is fickle." |
| "Perry Lays an Egg" | "That's not just any bird. That's a rare whale song-singing double-breasted angle hooper. The natural enemy of the platypus in the wild." |
| "Gaming the System" | "Apparently, do what we did." |
| "The Chronicles of Meap" |
"Well, it occurs to me that perhaps not all of the modifications I made are technically 'street legal.'" "That's no cloud. That's a space station." |
| "Thaddeus and Thor" |
Phineas: Gum me. Phineas: Candace, we don't do this to compete. We do it for fun. "We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch." |
| "De Plane! De Plane! |
(After Phineas asks about the co-pilots instruments) "Check." Sings in Big Ginormous Airplane. |
| "Let's Take a Quiz | (Referring to the shrunken down game set) "Well, I suppose we could call that the home version." |
| "At the Car Wash" |
"You're not very street." (Referring to the giant starnose mole) "I think he can take care of himself." |
| "Oh, There You Are, Perry" | Sings in Come Home, Perry. |
| "Swiss Family Phineas" | Candace: You're giving a monkey a shower?! Ferb: Yep, had to be done. |
| "Hide and Seek" | "Perhaps the problem is not that the house is too small, but that we are too big." |
| "That Sinking Feeling" | "Phineas: Now, this is a ship. My, she's yar. Is she ready to sail? Ferb: She's ship-shape and Bristol-fashioned. Phineas: What does that mean? Ferb: What does yar mean? |
| "The Baljeatles" | Sings in Somebody Give Me A Grade |
| "Vanessassary Roughness" | Linda: Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit? Ferb: Yes. yes, I am. Linda: Okay, then. Vanessa: Your name is Ferb? Ferb: Well, yes, it's short for— Oh, here it is. |
| "No More Bunny Business | Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments. Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu? Candace: He likes it! |
| "Spa Day" | Phineas: What, do you say Ferb it'll give you a chance to do your seaweed rap. You know: (rapping) Hyah! Ferb: Okay. |
| "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" |
Isabella: Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella! That means I gonna marry Phineas! "Well, at least we know she mellows with age." Phineas: Well, looks like we don't have to go to the future after all. |
| "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown" | Phineas: Hey, where's Perry? Ferb: He's doing a special appearance on a music video clip show. Phineas: Hm. Well, good for him. |
| "Bubble Boys" | Phineas: That was Candace driving! Ferb: Her car control has gotten a lot better. |
| "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" | None |
| "Cheer Up Candace" | "So, how about that airline food?" |
| "Fireside Girl Jamboree" |
"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas: Ooh, that's going to leave a mark. |
| "The Bully Code" | "Oh, heavens, no. Slushy dogs never get any better." |
| "Finding Mary McGuffin" | "This is exactly why the doll was taken off the market." |
| "Picture This" | "If it's all the same with you, Father, we're going to build the machine." |
| "Nerdy Dancin'" | "Well, it looks like my work here is done." |
| "What Do It Do?" | Ferb: Well, if you reverse engineer the human heart, you're bound to find love at its core. Buford: And gross smushy red stuff! Ferb: Yes, love and gross smushy red stuff. Irving: And ventricles! Ferb: Actually, I think ventricles is already included in gross squishy red stuff. |
| "Atlantis" | "Perhaps the lost city of Atlantis wanted to stay lost." |
| "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!" | Phineas: Ferb, what did you wish for? Ferb: Take a look at this morning's paper. Phineas: World peace? Ferb: No, no, this one down here. Phineas: Local boy get's harmonica. Hey, nice picture. |
| "Just Passing Through" | Candace: ...and Jeremy was like "Yeah, are you going?" and— (notices that Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford are staring at the wall) Hey! Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford: Hey. |
| "Candace's Big Day" | Ferb: They say the step you're about to take is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet. Phineas: Little corny there, bro. Ferb: Just teeing up the song. Phineas: Oh, yeah. |
| "I Was a Middle Aged Robot" | Fireside Girls: Bubble gum, bubble gum, running in a sack. Ferb: Hop to the finish and don't look back. |
| "Suddenly Suzy" | Phineas: Niagara Falls? Know anything about that, Ferb-meister? Ferb: It's over 167 feet high. It's also tremendously popular with daredevils. |
| "Undercover Carl" | Carl: So, Ferb, you don't talk much, do you? Ferb: Actually I- Carl: What's that over there? Major Monogram: Hello, son. |
| "Hip Hip Parade" | Buford: Miss you, Baljeet. Baljeet: Right back at you, buddy. Ferb: And thus, the universe is balanced. |
| "Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers" |
Candace: Get out! And then? Ferb's cousin: Oh, I wish you were there Ferb! |
| "Ain't No Kiddie Ride" | None |
| "Not Phineas and Ferb" | Phineas: Space adventure, it's an adventure in... You know what, Ferb? Ferb: We're over it. Phineas: Yes, yes we are. |
| "Phineas and Ferb-Busters!" | Linda: Who wants pie? Jenny: Me. Stacy: Me. Candace: Me... Phineas, Baljeet, Isabella, and Ferb: Us! |
| "The Lizard Whisperer" | "Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers - and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'till he is found!" |
| "Robot Rodeo" |
(background voice) "Cowgirls and cowpokes, welcome to the Flynn-Fletcher pro's rodeo!" "All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get along, little doggie. Or even a short little doggie. I'm here all week. Try the veal!" |
| "The Beak" |
Phineas: Come on, we gotta tell Isabella that we're the Beak. Isabella: I thought there will be some clues in the photos I took that can help him stop Khaka Peü Peü? Isabella: By the way, Phineas. You were very brave. |
| "She's the Mayor" | Phineas: Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud. Ferb: Let's never do that again. Phineas: Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack. |
| "The Lemonade Stand" | Linda: Hi boys, so what did you two do today? Ferb: Just normal mediocre kid stuff. Linda: Sounds great. |
| "Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation" |
Phineas: Wow, I always wanted a vacation this close to a volcanic hot spot. Do you smell what I smell Ferb? Phineas: How are we gonna round up the A-Primes?
(Ferb picks up a phone)
Laird: Say, aren't you dudes a little young to be riding this kinda surf? |
| "Wizard of Odd" |
Phineas: While this is fun, it's a little girly for us, isn't it? Candace: Did you say fun? |
From outside the series[]
| Source | Quote |
| The Nintendo DS game | "It seemed better than w'ummer." |
| Oh, Christmas Tree! | "Right. Yetis are vegetarians. And they rarely show aggression unless they feel threatened." |
| My Funny Valentine | "This is one of my favorite instrumental pieces." |
| L.A. Marathon commercial | "Ooh, I just saw Tom Cruise!" |
| "It's On" music video | "Looks like it's on." |
| The Dad-inator | "We should really get a thesaurus." |
| Transport-inators of Doooom! | "The journey is the destination." |