A style parody of the theme for "The Love Boat." It is performed in the episode "That Sinking Feeling" by the same singer as that theme, Jack Jones.
It's not in the air,
It's not on the breeze,
And it's not in the trees,
And it's not in your hair.
It's on the water,
So I'll warn you well in advance,
If you're not looking for love,
Don't set foot on our Boat of Romance.
(On our Boat of Romance!)
On our Boat of Romance!