Real Boy

This song is a song to the upcoming Phineas and Ferb episode of the same name in which Doof's robot Norm dreams of being a real boy.

Lyrics
He wants to be a real boy (real boy)

He wants to be a real boy (real boy)

(No-orm)

I'm a lonely orphan robot

Just a scrap metal tower

A misfired piston

Run on squirrel power

His galvanized insides

Can feel no joy

He wants to be a real boy

I wanna be a real boy

Not a titanium toy

Don't give my battery flattery

What I want is more grey matter-y

A brain, some veins and some arteries

I got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be

If I was real (you could feel) I could really emote

Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the remote

I want a dad (a father) someone I can call pop

Someone to take me out for malteds at the soda shop

Someone to take me on a fishing trip and teach me how to ride a bike

Who'll pat me on the head and ask me "how you doin', tyke?"

(How you doin', tyke?) Well, I'm fine, all things considered

Wanna be a real boy but don't wanna sound embittered

But thanks for asking, seriously

His galvanized insides

Can feel no joy

He wants to be a real boy

I wanna be a real boy

Background information

 * Appropriately, given both the rap genre and the fact that this song is about a robot, this song features various examples of Auto-Tune, a pitch-correction technology that is frequently used in sung portions of hip-hop songs to give singers a unique, almost robotic-sounding tinge to their vocals.
 * Norm mentions he is powered by squirrels, a fact originally revealed in "Phineas and Ferb-Busters!".
 * According to the line "I wanna be a real boy", this could possibly be the first song that Norm sing.