Jerk De Soleil/Transcript

Baljeet: We’re going to the circus! We’re going to the circus! I am here and ready to go to the world-famous Cirque de Lune.

Phineas: Have a seat. We’re goin’ in a minute.

Baljeet: Ok. We’re going to the circus! We’re going to circus!

Lawrence: Hold your horses, kids. It says here that the lead of Cirque de Lune has a severe allergy. They’re canceling today’s performance.

Isabella: Well, that’s a bummer.

Linda: If it’s anything like Candace’s parsnip allergy, I don’t blame them for not wanting to appear in public.

Phineas: (to Isabella) She gets blotchy. Red, weird voice thingy. (whispering) Not good.

Linda: Well, honey, looks like that frees you up to join me at the mall. Our trio is recording our first album today: Live at the Squat ‘n’ Stitch.

Lawrence: Mmm mmm, should be swinging.

Linda: Cheer up, guys. I’m sure you’ll have a fun day anyway. Bye, kids. Be good. Have fun.

Isabella: It must be so cool to be in the circus.

Phineas: Yeah. (snaps his fingers) Hey, Ferb, let’s put on our own Cirque. This will be great! Ferb can set up the tent, I’ll be the ringmaster.

Isabella: We can sew up some arty costumes.

Django: Hey, for a trick, I can put my leg over my head. … Ow. I’ll work on it.

Phineas: Even Perry can have an act. The Amazing Perry!

(trumpets sound)

Baljeet: Ooo, I have a mystical, magical art I would like to perform. It’s stupefying!

Buford: I have another act that’ll bring the house down.

Phineas: Ferb, get the tools!

Isabella: Let’s do this!