Dodger Etiquette Song

Dodgers' Code of Conduct is a song performed by Phineas and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, one of many versions of the ' fan Code of Conduct that is played before every game.

Lyrics
Phineas: Hi folks, we're Phineas and Ferb !

Hey, we're here, to sing the rules of etiquette

So all you Dodger fans at Dodger Stadium, will not forget

First, there are a couple things that we must all obey,

Don't go on to the field or interfere with any ball in play

Please don't throw objects...

On the field,

Keep the stadium clean

All talk on cell phones...

Should be private,

Your language not obscene

(Perry: (chatter)

Meap: Meap!)

Phineas: Respect the people, all around you

(Baljeet: (scream), No, no, please)

Phineas: Even fans of other teams

If anybody bothers you,...

(Candace: PHINEAS!)

Phineas: Please call or text the Dodger hotline, on the screen

Doofenshmirtz: Ya know, you missed some of the more obscure rules that I found out about the hard way.

If you can help it,

Don't set third base,

On fire with your mind

Releasing monkeys,

In the dugout,

Is not considered kind

Don't build devices,

That will suddenly make it 1889

Phineas (and Doofenshmirtz): Just file away these simple rules,

And we're all guaranteed to have a splendid time

Phineas: Thanks, enjoy the game!

Doofenshmirtz: And stay evil!

Background information

 * There are a couple of goofs in the 1889 scene: the scoreboard shows that the Dodgers batted first even though they are the home team, and the game is taking place at, which did not open until 1962.
 * The Dodgers, then known as the Brooklyn Bridegrooms, went 93-44 in 1889 to win their only American Association championship (denying the St. Louis Browns a fifth consecutive title), although they lost a post-season series to the champion New York Giants.

Songwriters
Jon Barry - --Swampym 21:02, August 30, 2010 (UTC)