Candace Party

 is a rap song sung by Candace in Candace Gets Busted when she's explaining the rules of her party.

Lyrics
Candace: First, this is not a party, and if it would be a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party.

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together!

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Candace: Don't spill your drink

Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom

Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors

And please stay out of my room

Take your feet off the chair

No running in the house

Put a coaster under that drink

Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling

And that's a toilet, not a sink!

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Phineas: ''Hi, mom! What? What? I... I'm sorry, I can't hear you because of Candace's intimate get together.''

Jeremy: (Candace's party...)

Candace: Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?

I said don't play with the remote!

Hey close the door, were you born in a barn?

Which one of you brought this goat?

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Everyone: Candace's party! Candace's party!

Candace: we're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

Everyone: Whaaaat?

Candace: I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

Everyone: That's right.

Candace: It's not a party

Background information

 * Candace spelled I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E just like the time she spelled E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
 * Candace's room has shown a skull and crossbones on her door, however in previous episodes her door has various band stickers on it.