Gordian Knot

 is a song performed by the Phineas and Ferb crew on the episode "Knot My Problem".

Lyrics
Phineas: There's a legend I've heard, or so it's been taught,

Baljeet: 'Bout Alexander the Great

Buford: And the Gordian Knot.

Phineas: Looked it up on the Net so that we could recreate it,

Now the knot we have here is quite complicated.

Isabella: It's got closed bends, loop splices, bowlines and lashings.

Phineas: Maybe we can loosen it with just a little thrashing.

Kids: Square knots, sheepshanks and all kinds of hitches.

Phineas: When it comes to constraint, there's an embarrassment of riches.

Kids: It's already a knot, so ready or not

We're gonna try to untie it, though it's terribly taut;

So it won't be for naught, we'll give it all that we've got

To untie the un-untieable knot.

Candace: We don't know what it is, but we know what it's not:

It's not a Gutenberg press or a coffee pot.

It's not a car or a tractor 'cause the safe's too small

And a fish or a piano wouldn't make sense at all.

Kids: It's already a knot, so ready or not

We're gonna try to untie it, though it's terribly taut;

So it won't be for naught, we'll give it all that we've got

To untie the un-untieable knot.

To untie the un-untieable knot.

To untie the un-untieable...

Candace: NOT!...even close.

Background Information

 * Isabella's eyebrows are visible throughout almost the whole song. Usually, she has no visible eyebrows.
 * Like the song Our Movie's Better Than Yours, the characters' voices are barely heard in the choir.