History of Rock

Danny's Story was a song sung by Danny of Love Handel to Phineas and Ferb in "Dude, we're gettin' the band back Together!" It was sung in 4 styles, first Blues, then Psychedelic, followed by Funk, and ending with Metal.

Lyrics
(Danny) Sit down, I'll tell ya a little story...

(Blues)

(Danny) When I was a boy, down in South Illinois,

I heard a man playing blues, oh, what a wonderful noise.

He had an old guitar, but not a dollar to his name,

Making music so sad, but he was happy just the same.

He gave me a wink, and said: "Son, let me share the news...

If ya wanna happy life, ya gotta learn to sing the blues!"

(50s "Boogie-Woogie")

I asked my daddy for a gui-tar,

Oh, I begged and I plead,

I said I wanted to the blues, and he just nodded his head.

Daddy said when he was my age,

"Boogie-Woogie" was the thing-

( Phineas) Just take the blues, throwout your hip, and add a little swing...

(Danny) And music has the power, that without it, he'd-a swooorn

That he'd-a never-a met my mom and I'd-a never-a been born...

(Psychedelic Guitar Solo)

(Phineas) So what's this?

(Danny) This...is Psychedelia; It's where the guitar solo came from.

(Phineas) No, I mean what's with all the colors?

(Danny) I have no idea...

(Funk)

(Danny) HA!

I kept learnin' 

All the powers my gui-tar had...

I mad it go "wakka-wakka"

 'Till it was so go it was bad

(Phineas) Just make a face, and stomp that bass,

Ya can make that rhythm bump...

But this just the blues, but in a way that makes ya wanna shake you're rump!

(Danny) I can make ya clap you're hands...

(Clap, Clap)

I can make ya get up and dance...

If ya wanna shake you're booty,

Ya gotta GIVE THE FUNK A CHANCE...

(Metal)

(Danny) METAL!!

Pound you're fist in the aiiir!

METAL!!

Bang you're head full of haaaair!

It's crunchy, and it's nasty, full of bad attitude...

(Phineas) You're parents'll think you're crazy,

You're neighbors'll think you're rude..

(Danny) Believe it or not,

It's all the blues again;

Ya just add a little fuzz and turn you're amp up to 10!

Music has the power to chaaange you're life,

Forever....!!!

(Guitar solo)

Trivia

 * History Lesson: In response to when Phineas asks about the colors, the answer to it is back in the 70s, a man would stand in the back of the stage and poor paint onto a projector so that colors would swirl on the background of the men playing.
 * This is the only song so far to accumulate 4 different styles of music in one song.