There's a Platypus Controlling Me

There's a Platypus Controlling Me is a rap sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the party members from Brain Drain.

Lyrics
Vanessa: Dad? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi Vanessa! Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? Doof: Well I’ll be honest I don’t really understand But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands Now I got records on my fingers Kids: Whaaaat? Doof: Records on my fingers I got records on my fingers and I just can’t stop Kids: Don’t stop Doof: I can’t stop I got a platypus controlling me Kids: WHAAAAT? Doof: I got a platypus controlling me Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances Kids: Strange set of circumstances? Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers And I just can’t stop Kids: DON’T STOP DON’T STOP Doof: Well I would if I was able there’s a platypus controlling me he’s underneath the table Kids: There’s a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?

Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Kids: Corporations are a platypus The government’s a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

Kids: Society’s a platypus My parents are a platypus The media’s a platypus It’s all just propaganda We’ve all got platypus controlling us

Doof: No just me Kids: We’ve all got platypus controlling us Doof: I’d stop if I was able Kids: We’ve all got platypus controlling us Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically the platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Oh wait, no, he's gone! Heyyy! There’s no platypus controlling me… There’s no platypus controlling me!

(cheers)

Background information
This song may resemble the song Squirrels in My Pants. thumb|300px|right

Songwriters

 * Dan Povenmire
 * Martin Olson
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Kaz

Continuity

 * A panda is mentioned (It's About Time!, Robot Rodeo)
 * Once again, someone thinks what is being said is a metaphor (She's the Mayor)