Candace Loses Her Head/Transcript

♪ [Na, na na] ♪

Phineas: Yes! Hey, Ferb!

[Hits Ferb with pillow]

It's Candace's birthday! We gotta do better than last year.

Candace: AAH! [Slams door]

Phineas: Not our best work. This time It's gotta be something huge!

♪ She's Candace ♪

♪ Like the Venus De Milo, except she's not armless and handless ♪

♪ She's got a big, honking truckload of ship-launching qualities ♪

♪ And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a praying mantis! ♪

♪ [Candace] A name with 7 letters! ♪

♪ [Candace] Only wears designer sweaters! ♪

♪ [Candace] She's got an allergy to dairy! ♪

♪ [Candace] And she's anything but ordinary! ♪

[Perry chatters]

Candace: Perry?

This is yours, I believe.

Linda: Happy birthday, Candace. I made you a special breakfast!

Lawrence: And after that, we have a surprise!

Candace: What is it? Where is it?

Lawrence: We have to drive to it.

Candace: Oooh!

Is it the mall?

Linda: No.

Candace: Okay. But it is the mall, right?

Lawrence: No, it's not the mall.

Candace: Wait. Please don't tell me we're going to Mt. Rushmore.

Linda: Isn't it great? 4 american presidents carved into a side of a mountain.

Lawrence: It was Phineas and Ferb's idea!

Phineas: You're welcome.