Suddenly Suzy/Transcript

(Scene opens at the Flynn-Flecher house) Candace: (chuckles) Oh, Jeremy, I had no idea you've felt that way about me. (she is talking to a paper mache Jeremy) But I still have a lot to accomplish before I get married. (pause) Hold on. (puts candles between it) Much more romantic. (the phone rings) It's you! (on phone, in dreamy voice) Hello, Jeremyyyy!

Jeremy: Hi, Candace. I was wondering if you could do me a favor?

Candace: (dreamy voice) Yeeeaaahhh...

Jeremy: Listen, I got called into work and my parents aren't home, do you think you could look after Suzy for a few hours?

Candace: (dreamy voice) Yeeeaaahhh...

Jeremy: I'll be right over. Thanks! Candace: (dreamy voice) Yeeeaaahhh... (needle scratch) Huh? Uh -- wait -- what did you say? Jeremy? NO! JEREMY! (to the paper mache) I'll be right back (runs out panicking) Mom! Mom!

(In the living room)

Candace: Moooom! Jeremy's dropping off his little sister and I --

Linda: How nice. A babysitting job.

Candace: No, Mom, you don't understand! She's EVIL!

Linda: Don't be silly, Candace. She's just a little girl. How much trouble could she be? (Sees Phineas and Ferb under an out of control sprinkler) I see you've discovered the broken sprinkler. Yeah, I'd better get to the hardware store! It's beginning to look like Niagara Falls out here.

Phineas: Niagara Falls? (sits up) Know anything about that, Ferb-meister?

Ferb: (sits up) It's over 167 feet high. It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry?