Offscreen Lines/Season 3

These are background lines from Season 3.

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"Genius! Anyway, the last episode was a cliffhanger in which Esmerelda is going to find out why Juan loves her. At least, I think that's what's going to happen... But the show got preempted by a soccer game! Oh, I hate soccer!"

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Hey, less pounding back there, okay?"

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"He's getting closer...he's looking into her eyes! He's opening his mouth! He's forming his lips to start to articulate the syllables!"

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"A hammer? Why would someone bury a hammer? Well, onto the pile you go."

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Not this, not this. There was a whole bunch of 'em just a couple of minutes ago. A-ha! Jackpot!"

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?"

- Phineas Flynn

"Oh, but we do already have one paint color for today, a second might be a little, self indulging."

- Phineas Flynn

"The sun is on the meridian and the wind is blowing out of the southeast."

- Buford Van Stomm

"Yeah, yeah, let's get this party started!"

- Candace Flynn

"I won't even trap you. You can just start beating me up right away."

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Well, put out ten, because I was talking to Jeremy's mom earlier, and we thought it would be fun to get us all together for brunch this morning."

- Linda Flynn-Fletcher

"I can't breathe. Where do we keep the paper bags?"

- Candace Flynn

"What is the meaning of these crop circles? Why can't I time my barbecue right? Either I'm waiting an hour when they're supposed to heat up, or they're already past their peak when I bring out the steaks."

- Gordon Gutsofanemu

"This could be the most important decision of your entire summer."

- Candace Flynn

"And after the initial impact the particles will bounce up into lunar orbit! Blue skies on the moon!"

- Baljeet Tjinder

"I mean, technically I haven't had any coffee here, but I've bought coffee here and I thought that would qualify."

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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