Face Your Fear/Transcript

(Open on an overhead shot of the Flynn-Fletcher house. We see, Phineas and the gang in their skateboarding gear.)

Phineas: Okay, guys, now you try it. (Isabella jumps over a hydrant on her skateboard.) Nice! (Baljeet does it next.) Very smooth, Baljeet! (A skateboard with no rider bumps into the hydrant.) What's the problem, Buford?

Buford: Well, you know, the sun was in my eyes.

Isabella: Buford, what's with the lack of effort?

Buford: I'm just tryin' to be careful.

Phineas: You?

Buford: Yeah, we're outta credit at the emergency room. My mom said if I break one more bone, she's gonna break the rest of them! Fairly sure that was hyperbole, besides, look how hard that hydrant is!

Baljeet: Well, maybe we could make our own fire hydrants out of soft foam rubber.

Phineas: Hey, that's a great idea! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Ferb: Seriously? That's it? A soft fire plug?

Phineas: Well, yeah, attached to a giant revolving treadmill with a giant soft neighborhood containing soft obstacles.

Ferb: Oh, yeah, okay.

Baljeet: Where is Perry?

Isabella: What did you say?

Baljeet: I was just asking where Perry is.

Isabella: Oh.

(beat)

Baljeet: What did you think I said?

Isabella: Uh, well, I thought you said...uh...nevermind. It was too weird.

(Cut to Perry in the bathroom. He climbs into the tub with his fedora and floaties on. He rotates the showerhead and a wall raises up. He turns the showerhead on and it speeds into the opening. Cut to outside. The bathtub comes out of the roof. The tub speeds along the road before coming to a traffic signal. A hot tub carrying Peter the Panda and two ladies speeds by. The light turns green. He speeds into the OWCA Plumbing Supply building. Cut to inside. It looks like a garage with the lair monitor inside.)

Doo bee doo bee doo bah

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Doo bee doo bee doo bah

Major Monogram: Ooh, ooh, oh, get it off! G-Get it off! Ooh! Uh, just walked through a spiderweb. Don't you just hate that? Ya spend the rest of the day worried there's a spider on ya. (shudders) Gives me the willies. Anyhoo, our sources tell us there's a cowboy hat in front of Doof's building. Normally, that wouldn't be of any interest to us, since this is the week of the Danville Hootenanny, but it is a rather large hat and, in spite of its name, the Danville Hootenanny is a dignified affair. I wish I had more information, but Carl said there was a big bee by the surveillance equipment. So get out there, Agent P! Ooh! Carl, is there... (turns around revealing a huge tarantula on his back) is there a spider on my head?

Carl: (offscreen) No, sir. There's no spider...on your head.