Happy Evil Love Song

Happy Evil Love Song is a song in the episode "Chez Platypus" performed by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his unnamed girlfriend. It accompanies a montage showing them spending time with each other during their prominent yet short-lived relationship along with the potential they had together.

Episode version
Doofenshmirtz: Love was once a crazy dream,

Now it's my new evil scheme

Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend: And I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl,

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world,

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,

I found my other half, yes,

I got an evil love!

Backup singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)

Doofenshmirtz: When our robot armies march

Girlfriend: To the beating of our hearts,

I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl,

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world,

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,

You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

Backup singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love)

Girlfriend: Oo-ooh...

Doofenshmirtz: Evil love...

Demo version
Love was once a crazy dream

Now it's my new evil scheme

And I'm as happy as can be

If you'll plan it all with me

We'll take this town by force

Hand in hand, of course

And I'm as happy as can be

It's the age old story how

An evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same things

First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss

And then our wedding rings

When our robot armies march

To the beating of our hearts

I'm as happy as can be

With this evil girl by me

Hey, Doctor, I'm all yours

Matching lab coats: his and hers

And I'm as happy as can be

When we tell our story how

An evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same things

First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss

And then our wedding rings

Background information

 * This is Doofenshmirtz's first musical performance in Season 2.
 * This song was a bonus track on the Wal-Mart exclusive version of the "Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions".

Voices

 * Heinz Doofenshmirtz voiced by Dan Povenmire
 * Girlfriend (unnamed) voiced by Sheena Easton

Songwriters

 * Jon Colton Barry
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work # 10965095