Phineas and Ferb Wiki:Newsletter submissions/Hands On With the Merchandise: Special Platypus Theme Park Edition

Just as sure as Disney Theme Parks are celebrating a Summer to Remember and the 104 days within as we speak, they're rolling out new P&F Theme Park Merchandise in Florida and California... And maybe France, Japan and Hong Kong as well.

Our first example is this relatively new as seen on your right Agent P cap with a fedora atop it. Now we've seen Perry caps, but this looks like the coolest one because it looks like a fedora on top of a baseball cap and makes it a nice two-for-one, so if you're working on an Agent P costume for the next convention for cosplay or Halloween, this cap is perfect as the topper. Maybe the best US $30 you'll ever spend for a cosplay/Halloween costume accessory, and goes well with any Perry T-shirt. More about that part later on, so let's continue reading.

For our next picture, here's a Perry Mickey Mouse Mouse Ears hat. (And some of us think Bob Iger is chairman of Disney, when everyone knows Mickey is really the big cheese.) No, I'm not making this up, nor was this a belated April Fools' Day joke, because if they can come out with one set of Mickey Mouse Ears celebrating the return of the Orange Bird to Walt Disney World, why not put out one with a pet monotreme that does absolutely nothing whatsoever...other than being a suave spy in a disguise of a mindless domestic animal, of course. This will go great with those Perry face T-shirts all over the known universe as we know of it, including my house. For an extra fee, they can embroider your name (or maybe put "Agent P" or "Perry") on the back of said ears.

Last but not least and staying on the subject of Perry T-shirts, theme park consumer guests who have younger children will look forward to this new Agent P T-shirt as he snorkels his way (away from sharks with laser beams on their heads, no doubt) onj the front of this shirt with "Platybunga!" across the bottom. Yes, platypi are indeed semi-aquatic and lay eggs as we all know. Maybe he's looking for Doofenshmirtz on some sort of a BO-AT or "boat" as it is noted. Or maybe he's taking a well-deserved vacation from fighting evil and chillaxing. I know, evil never rests at OWCA, but sometimes, it takes a day off.

Well, that's it for our merchandise review,; remember if you want to be a guest columnist or submit a story, please contact RRabbit42.