The Ballad of Klimpaloon

"The Ballad of Klimpaloon" is a song from Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs To You!

Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh

He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen He is completely out of style He got no hands, he got no feet A mouth and teeth, but he don't smile He's the magical tiny bathing suit That lives in the Himalayas They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

All the shirtless think that he's just a fool Are you on a quest for a swimming pool? Tell me, Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

Lives in the mountains (oh), the frozen mountains (oh) Unlived, unfriendly, and unmapped He's so short-sleevey (oh), more knit thin-weavy (oh) His lips are really, really chapped

He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire He's out of place almost everywhere Since 1883

He's a costume out of time Both ridiculous and sublime Seems innocous, but I'm He's scarin' me

He's the magical tiny bathing suit That lives in the Himalayas They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

If you're between Tibet and Nepal And you're quiet, you can hear the call Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon) Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!

He stands in winter!