He'll Do Anything But Go Away

 is a song from the episode "The Bully Code", describing Baljeet's experience at having a personal servant.

Lyrics
He follows me all over town,

And every time I turn around,

He's standing there at a respectful distance,

He's arranging my underwear drawer,

By dumping it out on the floor.

When I'm brushing my teeth, I don't need his assistance,

No No No.

Well the story is old, (story is old)

It's a 70's sitcom cliché,

He says he's in my debt, but, I wish he'd forget.

He'll do anything for me,

Anything but go away.