Troy

 is a song from the episode "Troy Story", sung by Dan Povenmire as a Trojan soldier and a horse, while the boys recreate Troy's story under Buford's direction.

Lyrics
Soldier: There was a hottie named Helen and she launched a thousand ships with her face

Paris took her home to Troy, and to the Greeks this was a slap in the face

Greek: The Trojans stole Helen!

Soldier: Agamemnon got mad 'cause that just wasn't right

He said, “Hold your Trojan horses, now we're having a fight!

And I haven't sacked or pillaged since at least last Saturday night."

Horse: And for ten years they were all

Slamming! And jamming! And clashing! And gashing!

And brawling! And mauling! And trashing! And smashing!

When they finally figured out they couldn't take 'em by force

The Greeks all got together, and they hid in a horse!

Soldier: Bagpipe solo!

Troy Troy Troy Troy!

Baljeet: You know, bagpipes are sort of anachronistic for this time period-

Buford: ''Quiet, you! Go back to being vanquished!''

Phineas, Isabella, Milly, Ginger: Troy Troy Troy Troy!

Milly, Ginger, other kids: Troy Troy Troy Troy!

Irving: Troy Troy Troy!

Background information

 * Second song sung by one of the creators of the show and the kids (Chupacabra Ho).
 * The soldier's voice sounds like Candace's wild parsnip voice from E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S..
 * Third song to use a sepia color tone. (Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart, Perrytronic)

Errors

 * The song says Agamemnon got mad and declared war because Paris took Helen, but it was actually his brother Menelaus who got mad and declared war.