Forum:Vote for the Featured Quote of the Month/Archive/July 2014

Nominations and votes for a Monthly Quote that was used in July 2014 are archived here.

Selected Quotation
"$After tree-suit is unzipped$ I'm free!... and I'm in my underwear..."

- Jeremy

All nominations
Nomination #1 by P&F fan92 - 2 votes "This is Stanky Dog, coming to you on the hottest day of the summer. Unless you live at the beach, I say take it easy and do nothing today. Yup, just find yourself a shady tree and maybe an aquatic mammal of some sort, and just blow the whole day off."

- Stanky Dog

Nomination #2 by P&F fan92 - 19 votes "$After tree-suit is unzipped$ I'm free!... and I'm in my underwear..."

- Jeremy

Nomination #3 by Happy2432 - 11 votes "Wait a minute. I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't: The gift of music. Played on my good friend: the bass. (bass shrinks) Huh. Oh well, it's a good thing I play the banjo! (banjo shrinks) It's a good thing I play the bassoon! (bassoon shrinks) It's a good thing I play the bugle! (bugle shrinks) It's a good thing I play the bongos! (bongos shrink)" (Five minutes later...) "It's a good thing I play the balalaika! (balalaika shrinks) It's a good thing I play the bagpipes! (bagpipes shrink) I should have manned the omelette station!"

- Candace

Nomination #4 by Happy2432 - 2 votes "Well, if you just sit inside today, you should at least do a little reading." "Aw, Mom?" "It's one of my favorites." " The Wizard of Oz . Isn't this for babies?" "Or you could wipe down Perry's platypus plaza play set." "I'm reading, I'm reading!!""

- Linda and Candace

Nomination #5 by Happy2432 - 8 votes "Back in Drusslstein in the days of my youth, there was a bully named Boris, and he always wore big, black boots. They called him "Big Black Boots Boris". He was always kicking sand in my face. When I was in the sandbox; Sand! My first date; Sand! Balancing my checkbook; Sand! The beach -- Oddly enough nothing. But I couldn't relax, because I kept waiting for it."

- Doofenshmirtz

Nomination #6 by Eulgy - 5 votes "Really, Candace?! Do you have any idea what you just did?!" "I was just trying to help." "Well, your help this morning messed up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall! I thought you've learned your lesson!!" "But...but I— " ""But" no! You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been hulkified and is rampaging who knows where!! And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers!!" "But...but—" "This is just too important!! And we can't afford any more setbacks!! (Takes off her lanyard) "I'm revoking your S.H.E.D. card!" (Tears up the card.) "You have to go!! Now!!!" (Candace walks away to sad piano music a la David Banner in The Incredible Hulk TV show.) "I've always told her: Don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like it when he's angry." (Candace looks back in guilt before walking out the door.)"

- Phineas, Candace, and Buford

47 total votes. Voting ended on July 1, 2014