A Real Boy/Transcript

(Scene opens up showing Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.)

Radio DJ: Good morning, Danville! It's a beautiful day, so let's get out there and be happy!

(Alarm goes off)

(Song: Sunshine and Bubble Gum)

Male Singer: Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum

Sunshine and bubblegum, happiness; here comes the sun

Sunshine, Happiness and Gum

Gumshine and bubblesun, happiness we're having fun

Happiness, sunshine and gum

Go ahead and move with feeling, you can even dance (You can dance)

If you can feel it go ahead and scream

If you're worried about the sound you can always scream into a pillow

Norm: Good morning, sir!

Doofenshmirtz: Ugh.

Norm: (Takes the egg carton and spills the eggs onto a pan) One egg or two?

Doofenshmirtz: None! I don't like them the way you cook them. You always leave in the shells! Who does that?

Norm: (Tosses the eggs) I like mine crunchy. (The eggs land on the pan, showing it's components scattered on the stove. Doofenshmirtz's laptop beeps)

Doofenshmirtz: Just keep quiet over there. I got a call from Rodney. (Doofenshmirtz answers) What do you want, Rodney?

Rodney: I thought I'd share with you the progress on my new Super Zap-Inizer. (Turns the webcam) My son, Orville, helped me. He's a true evil genius. (Turns the webcam back to himself) I'm so glad I have a son who can assist me in my work and help me become a better evil scientist, instead of a daughter who can, (Sniffs) I don't know, go shopping, I guess? Is that what it's like, Heinz?

Doofenshmirtz: Oh that's ridiculous, Rodney.