All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced

 is an upcoming song from "Tales from the Resistance". Some of the song's lyrics were seen and discussed in an interview for Bloomberg West ; the song's title and approximate air date were confirmed by Dan Povenmire on Twitter.

Lyrics
(partial lyrics only at this time)

We told everyone around us we had split, yes we were through

So if they came to haul me off they wouldn't get her too

There's that and then there's also tax advantages, of course

All the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced

We get double the amount of discount coupons in the mail

We have twice the junk to offer in our annual yard sale

We each have our separate bathrooms, bedrooms, living rooms, and dens

We see each other all the time but through a telephoto lens

Background information

 * The song's title appeared as one of the songs that scrolled by in the beginning of "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne", although it is shortened to "All the Convoluted Reason" so that it could fit.