Robot Riot

 is a song that is slated for use in the TV-movie "Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension".

Lyrics
It's gonna be a mechanized melee

A bit of a big bot brawl

When we get through you're gonna know it's true

The more metallic they are the harder they fall

And don't mess with me 'cause I'm a whole lot of trouble

when I'm backed up against the wall

We're gonna kick some robot chassis

So you better tell your robot nation

Have a robot prayer 'cause you better prepare

for an automaton annihilation

You think you're gonna take us down

Well, mechanical man just you just try it

You gonna ride that rail out of town

This is a robot riot

I think you know what I mean

This is a robot riot

I'm gonna break you down

and sell you for scrap metal

but I'll keep enough to build myself a trampoline

'Cause you're momma was a blender

and your dad was just a washing machine

This is a robot riot

I'm gonna rip you up, I'm gonna break you down

I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town

You know that you'll be dreadin' this android Armageddon

I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'

You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues

You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze

I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you

Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you

This is a robot riot

Oh man it's on

I'm gonna rip you up and put you back together

In a new configuration just to mow my lawn

'Cause your sister is a fridge and you know her light is always on

This is a robot riot

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I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down

I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town

You know that you'll be dreadin' this android Armageddon

I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'

You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues

You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze

I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you

Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you

I'm gonna rip out your motherboard

and hit your fatherboard with it

I'm gonna make a tin whistle outta your windpipe

and then I'm gonna play Dixie on it

I'm gonna tear out you CPU and show it to you still processing

I'm gonna dip you in bronze and put you on my desk

Man you got paperweight written all over you

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Background information

 * Jaret Reddick confirmed the song in this tweet on September 14, 2010.
 * The original demo was recorded lo-fi in Martin Olson's office at Disney using Garageband and no mics. Dan Povenmire sang the lead and Swampy Marsh, Martin Olson and Jaret Reddick played guitar and sang backups.
 * The laughing at the end of the demo, which will be released after the broadcast date, is that of Olson and Reddick. They found the fact that they stopped playing at exactly the same time rather amusing.

Songwriters

 * Dan Povenmire, Swampy Marsh, Martin Olson & Jaret Reddick (of Bowling For Soup).