Bad Hair Day/Transcript

(Scene opens up to Stacy running to the Flynn-Fletcher house)

Stacy:  ''I'm coming as fast as I can, Candace! I'm at your house! Now, what kind of emergency are we dealing with? A ????? emergency? '' A Phineas and Ferb emergency? Oh, my!

Candace: (screams)

Stacy: A hair emergency! The worst kind! This is awful! How did...? Wait, what are these four long streads, and look at this shaved arial! What's that all about? Is this a rolled-up sock? Candace, who did this to you?

Candace: Stacy, I did it to myself!

Stacy: Why?

Candace: Jeremy's mom is hosting a benefit for Endangered Animals this afternoon, and I wanted a new look!

Stacy: So you want your hair to look like an endangered species?

Candace: No! There are all these How-To videos online! They make it look so easy!

Lady: Just brush it up, toss your head back, and Wha-La! It's simplicious!

Candace: It's not simplicious! It's hardplicious!

Stacy: Candace, take it easy!

Candace: Look at me! A trugic-victim of Internet hair stylists!

Stacy: Sorry, there's nothing I can do but there are a couple of guys that...

Candace: No! No way!

Stacy: Uh, are these chopsticks?

Candace: Uh, all right! Phineas and Ferb!

(Phineas and Ferb come into Candace's room drinking water, then they spit out the water because they saw Candace's hair)

Phineas: What do you think? We been working on our spit takes all morning!

Candace: Yeah, yeah, you're hilarious! Listen, I need you two to get me out of this situation!

Phineas: Why? You're hair is simplicious!

Ferb: Have you tried tossing you're head back?

Candace: Look, I don't have time to explain! Just get me back to the way I was!

Phineas: Okay, but I think you're making a mistake!

Stacy: Hey, where's Perry? What, I'm like the only person who never said it!

(Agent P's in the backyard climbing up a tree, then sits on a egg, then goes down a fast tube and enters his lair)

Major Monogram: Good afternoon, Agent P! For the past few days, our motion sensors have detected Dr. Doofenshmirtz rumuging around in his basement! So, last night we had Carl stake down there behind his water heater.

Carl: It was horrible down there!

Major Monogram: Carl!

Carl: I saw a ????? to a snail!

Major Monogram: Just tell him about Doofenshmirtz!

Carl: Doofenshmirtz kept coming down and grabbing pieces of his old inators from cardboard boxes! Oh no, brown ??? fighter's favorite cardboard! Uh! Get it off! Get it off!

Major Monogram: Get out there and find out what Doof is up to! Seriously Carl, what a baby!

Carl: I think it layed eggs in my ear!