Mom Look

Mom Look is a song from "Rollercoaster: The Musical".

Lyrics
Mom!

Put those fishsticks down, come where I am

Candace, that's not a fishstick, it's a stuffed clam

Drop that fennel, it's Phineas and the freak

Honey, that's not fennel, it's a leek

Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me

Mom, look, just come over and see

Mom, look, this shouldn't be so hard

Mom, look, they built it in the backyard

Once they made it winter in June

I didn't see it

Built a rocket to the moon

I didn't see it

Mom, they caused me so much pain

Now, Candace...

Once they even gave me Perry's brain

Oh for crying out loud...

They built a submarine, a time machine

A haunted house that made me scream

Drove cattle through the mall

Built a giant bowling ball

Blew me up to fifty feet

A chariot dragged me down the street

La la la la la la la

Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze

Shoelace tips a household phrase

Shot me through a circus tent

Always asked where Perry went

Made a lava flow explode my face

A giant roller derby race

Thawed a caveman out of ice

Built a roller coaster twice

Put me in a cheese sandwich and ended up in my intestines!

I didn't see it. Oh look- kumquats two for one!

Background information

 * According to Martin Olson, "This song takes place in the supermarket scene in the pilot. When the show airs, you'll see that the beginning bit of the song was cut for time."
 * The lyrics to the song reference the following episodes (in order): "S'Winter," "Out to Launch," "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?," "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford," "It's About Time!" and/or "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo," "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!," "The Magnificent Few," "Bowl-R-Rama Drama," "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister," "Greece Lightning," "Run Away Runway," "Tip of the Day," "Jerk de Soleil," "Candace Loses Her Head," "Crack That Whip," "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C.," "Rollercoaster," "Rollercoaster: The Musical," and "Journey to the Center of Candace."

Songwriters

 * Martin Olson
 * Bobby Gaylor