Impress My Professor

Impress My Professor is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in "Oil on Candace", done in the style of a Broadway musical. 20 identical background singers join Heinz in the song, and three of them were from He's Eviler.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Back in class, Evil 101

I always had so much fun

Though the one who advised me, openly despised me

Still, I always tried to be number one

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view

But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true

Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement

So there's only one thing I must do:

I must impress my professor

Singers: He's got to be good

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

Singers: He's misunderstood

Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, ooh

Singers: (At the same time) He needs validation for his evil creation

Doofenshmirtz: Like any good evil scientist would

I... must... impress my professor to be a success

Singers: (At the same time) He... must... impress his professor to be a success

Doofenshmirtz: Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey

Singers: Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey

All: In the eyes of this person

Whose opinion may worsen

Doofenshmirtz: If my evil invention's not great

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

Singers: Impress his professor

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

Singers: Impress his professor

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

All: Before it's too late!

Background Information

 * Doofenshmirtz uses virtually the same hat and cane as seen in My Goody Two-Shoes Brother.
 * The finale on the tiered stage is a throw back to classic broadway performances.
 * When the backround singers say the line "He needs validation for his evil creation," two of his inventions are quickly wheeled on and off-stage. If you notice closely, in order, the two inventions seen are the Freezeanator and the Monster Truck away-inator ( "It's About Time!", "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World").
 * The dancing women of this song appeared in the song He's Eviler ("The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein"), and will appear in Charmed Life ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo") and in Give Me Your Money Today, of "The Secret of Success" They also appear during Mom Look from "Rollercoaster: The Musical!".

Songwriters
BMI Work # 10174248
 * Antoine Guilbaud
 * Danny Jacob
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire
 * Aliki Theofilopoulos