The Mom Attractor/Transcript

(Scene opens up with Candace relaxing in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard.)

Candace: (to Stacy on the phone) Nothing could get in between me and some good old fashioned vitamin D!

Stacy: (on the phone) What about busting your brothers?

Candace: Don't worry. I can do both! (grabs a telescope) I've got a perfect view of them from where I'm sitting. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm all up in their grill and they don't have a clue!

Phineas Hi, Candace.

Candace: (screams) Hey, don't you know it's rude to sneak up on someone who is trying to spy on you?

Phineas: Sorry.

Candace: What are you guys doing?

Phineas: Well, you know how we do something new everyday?

Candace: No!

Phineas: Oh, well, we try to build some big project or do something...

Candace: I'm aware of the concept, Phineas. I was just being sarcastic.

Phineas: Really? Hey, that was pretty good. Wow, I totally fell for it. Ferb, I totally fell for it...

Candace: Anyway.

Phineas: Oh, right, anyway, Ferb and I decided that today, we're gonna let you pick what we're gonna do today!

Candace: Let me get this straight. You are going to allow me to pick what you are gonna build today.

Phineas: That's about the size of it, Candace.

Candace: Size! That's it! It's got to be huge. No, wait, you built a skyscraper to the moon and who knows where that went. (the camera reveals the current location of the skyscraper) No, if this summer has taught me anything, it's not the size of the project that's important. What matters is proximity. Mom's proximity. Think, Candace, think. This could be the most important decision of your entire summer.