The Way of the Platypus

 is a song featured in the episode "Doof Dynasty".

Lyrics
Background singer: Oh yeah!

In other circumstances you might fail

'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail

You're not a platypus

But I'm gonna see you sweat...

All: Milk!

Background singer: We're gonna see how much you can take

I'm gonna work you through your union break

You squeeze a silkworm, what'cha think you're gonna get?

All: Silk!

But I know a way we can make you a warrior

Even though now you're a wuss

It's the Way of the Platypus!

''But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout...''

Your gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water

Swing over muck for some reason

At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's rainin'

And look up into the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

You'll stand on a pole with your arms out

Hey, these flowers are way out of season

You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man

and move big heavy things with your miiiiiiiiiiiiiind...

But I know a way, we can make you a warrior

Even though now you're a wuss

It's the Way of the Platypus!

It's the Way of the Platypus!

Errors

 * As the song starts, the three hairs on Perry's head are absent.