Talk to Him

 is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and chorus in "Lost in Danville" when Doofenshmirtz realizes that Professor Mystery has a lack of communication with his nemesis, Peter the Panda.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: You can can it with the mystery,

You don't have to be so vague.

Chorus girls: So vague!

Doofenshmirtz: Give your nemesis some history,

All the reasons you're a...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Rotten egg.

Doofenshmirtz: (While Chorus girls ooh in the background)

It's not enough just to show him your device,

You've got to tell him what it does.

I think you'll be surprised that his attention span,

He's the only one that's gonna understand,

You gotta tell him all of your evil plans, because...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: You've got to...

Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him

Chorus girls: Ooh!

Doofenshmirtz: Tell him...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Every twisted scheme that's in your head

Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him

Chorus girls: Ooh!

Doofenshmirtz: You've got to...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Give him some specifics he can dread.

Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him.

Don't just...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Stand there like a rock.

Doofenshmirtz: He's got two furry ears, so use them

Chorus girls: Use them!

Doofenshmirtz: I know you really want to bruise him

Chorus girls: Bruise him!

Doofenshmirtz: But I think you're gonna lose him if you don't talk

Chorus girls: If you don't talk

Doofenshmirtz: Communication is the key,

If you just open up, you'll see,

And maybe he'll stop thwarting me...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: If you just talk!

Background Information

 * This song sounds similar to "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & the Waves and "Tell Her About It" by Billy Joel.
 * Doof's chorus girls are similar to the ones used by Carl for singing Evil for Extra Credit (Where's Perry?)