Francis Monogram

"I didn't become a Major so I could sweat out a vaudeville routine with an intern."

- Major Monogram

Major Francis Monogram is Agent P's commanding officer, and gives him his mission in each episode. Helping him transmit the message is his intern, Carl.

Early Life
When Francis Monogram was five years old, he wanted a pony for Christmas. He was, however, not given this wish. This caused Major Monogram to have a grudge against Santa Claus, which carries all through his life. ("I, Brobot")

At a young age, he was forced to attend a place known only as "The Academy", which traumatized him. He was forced to go there by a person he assumed to be his father, but on the day he was told he was going to the academy, he told him he was not. He still, obliviously, thought of him as his "daddy", probably a stepfather. ("Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!")

Present Life
Major Monogram currently holds the title of major and head of his branch of The O.W.C.A, a secret, all-animal organization. He transmits messages to Perry the Platypus, as Carl, his scrawny, redheaded intern, films and transmits it.

An interesting quirk he now has is that he almost never wears pants as he briefs Perry the Platypus, though he does when he is on the field. ("I Scream, You Scream") This appears to be because of the importance of professionalism.

Recently, his old age has been getting to him. A great example can be the simple fact of the whitening of his hair. Another is his back going out, causing him to be unable to do his work for the day. This caused his intern, Carl, to do it for him. ("The Flying Fishmonger")

Carl the Intern
Main article: Carl

Monogram and Carl have an interesting relationship. Carl looks up to him. Monogram tries to act superior, once making him sit in a corner. However, on one occasion, when Carl won a bet, Monogram was forced to give him a massage, among other things. Monogram does things around Carl, like not wearing trousers while on camera, or wearing a clown outfit, the he feels embaressed doing around other people.

Perry the Platypus
Main article: Perry the Platypus

Rest of the O.W.C.A. agents
Main article: The O.W.C.A.

Not much is known about his relationship with them, as we only see him debriefing Perry the Platypus, and he has never been shown having a direct conversation with them.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Main article: Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Monogram and Doofenshmirtz participated in a radio interview to promote the release of the soundtrack and hosted a music clip show. Though fairly friendly most of the time, the two do poke fun at each other a lot, especially when Doofenshmirtz finds out Monogram's first name. ("2009 Radio Disney premiere", "Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown")

They do seem to know alot about each other, as Dr Doofenshmirtz knows Monogram's phone number. ("Hide and Seek")

Spouse
Major Monogram is married and goes on date nights with his wife. His wife's name has not yet been identified. ("Chez Platypus," "The Ballad of Badbeard")

During a briefing for a joint mission in Londay, he flirted with Inspector Initials. ("Elementary, My Dear Stacy")

Background Information

 * Eats blood sausage. ("Are You My Mummy?")
 * Enjoys "taco night" enough to justify going home early. ("Got Game?")
 * Once took a trip to Las Vegas. ("Don't Even Blink")
 * Wears a wig. ("Unfair Science Fair" and "Perry Lays an Egg")
 * His first name Francis, was revealed in "Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown".