Are You My Mummy?/Transcript

Scene opens up showing a movie theater shaped like the Sphinx.

Lawrence: Do you know kids, this theater was built over 70 years ago in this Neo-Egyptian style. And apparently, there used to be a pharaoh's tomb display with a mummy in a sarcophagus. I mean, you couldn't pick a better place to watch a classic, old mummy movie.

Man: [In movie] There's an inscription here. An- an incantation of some sort. "Oga Tagu Siam!"

Phineas: Dad, where do you find a mummy?

Lawrence: Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramids. [Phone rings] Oops, I better put this on vibrate.

Man: [In movie] The incantation will make the mummy come to life and obey your commands. Well, beat me with a chicken. Ow! [Chicken clucking, Punches landing] Stop!

Phineas: Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid?

Lawrence: Yes, indeed. Often you had to negotiate many booby traps that were set centuries before.

Man: [In movie] You ridiculous mummy. You just tripped one of your own booby traps. [Rumbling] She's gonna blow! [Screaming]

Phineas: Awesome booby trap! Ferb, we should get our own mummy.

(Song: My Undead Mummy)

Ba da ba ba da bah

Let me tell you 'bout my buddy, he's 3,000 years old

He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris

My Undead mummy and me

Mm-mm

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye

I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy and he'll flee

[Buford screams]

From My Undead Mummy and me

[Nose blowing]

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption

When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee...

[Record scratch]

My Undead Mummy and me

Yeah...

Undead Mummy and me

Phineas: That would be awesome! [At Dad] Dad, can we--

Lawrence: [Snoring]

Phineas: Come on, Ferb. We'll be back before he wakes up.