Inator Method

The Inator Method is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in The Inator Method.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car,

Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar. (Nice!)

There may be many reasons you can count yourself subpar,

But the biggest one is you've signed up for this here seminar.

But I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers

Sit back, relax, and I will cue my backup dancers.

Backup dancers: The inator Method!

Doofenshmirtz: It's the method with all the solutions...

Backup dancers: The inator Method!

Doofenshmirtz: This is the one! Don't accept substitutions!

Backup dancers: The Inator Method!

Doofenshmirtz: Soon you'll see that the only conclusion is to...

Doofenshmirtz and Backup Dancers: Follow those impulsive urges,

You'll know that you'll want to purchase now!

Inator Method!

Background Information

 * Doof uses the same chorus girls that he used for singing Charmed Life. ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo")