Paul's Revelation Operetta

The Ballads of Paul is a collaboration of all the songs by Love Händel in the episode "Delivery of Destiny". Instead of having every song with its own page, they shall all be put into one.

Lyrics
A new stanza signifies a new "song".

You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart

He keeps two hands firmly on the wheel

At ten and two or nine and three

He signals when he's changing lanes

He's adjusting mirrors so he can see

He's driving safe (He's a safe driver)

He's driving safe (He's a safe driver)

He's driving safe (He's a safe driver)

He's driving safe (He's a safe driver)

He's on his way, Yeah, yeah, he's on his way

There's a dweeb in the crosswalk

Good thing we stopped in time

He's into his computers

Yeah, he's into sci-fi

He's into sci-fi!

Speculative fiction is such an addiction! Speculative fiction!

We're going to the City Hall next to the Danville Mall!

Kitty in a box, kitty in a box

Almost as cool as a genie in a box!

He's not sure that he's totally fulfilled as a delivery guy (He's not sure)

There's a whole world of things to do out there!

Look at those kids-

We're hungry and we wanna eat!

We're hungry and we wanna eat!

We're hungry and we wanna eat!

We'll take that to go, with extra dipping sauce (honey barbeque!)

We just climbed up 65 flights!

Sliding down a tube, yeah!

Sliding down a tube!

Sliding, sliding down a tube!

A platypus in a fedora! In a weird looking building!

Hey you know that guy! It took you long enough!

Seven minutes! Sign on the bottom!

Its the regulation box! Here's our card!

Paul's on his way to deliver some tools to a platypus in a fedora!

He's on his way! He's gotta save the day!

He's only got seven minutes! Wishes he had more-a!

He's on his way and we're singing what he's doing!

So it looks like we might have a new career before us!

He's on his way! I guess we are, too!

From a pop-metal band to a rockin' Greek chorus!

Songwriters

 * Dan Povenmire
 * Swampy Marsh
 * Martin Olson
 * Robert F. Hughes
 * Michael Culross, Jr.
 * Kaz Prapuolenis
 * Kim Roberson

BMI Work #15188892 (He's Driving Safe); #15188897 (He's Not Sure); #15188893 (He's on His Way); #15188894 (Sci Fi Speculative); #15188895 (Going to City Hall); #15188896 (Kitty in a Box); #15188901 (Paul's Revelation Operetta); #15188899 (We Wanna Eat); #15188900 (Sliding Down a Tube)

Background Information

 * The melody from the verse "We're hungry and we wanna eat!" is reused later in Be a Squirrel.