Here's Why It is Great to Be a Baby

Great to Be a Baby is a song featured in "Agent Doof" while Phineas and Ferb are babies.

Lyrics
I can crawl around on the ground

I'm allowed to make obnoxious sounds

I can be asleep both night or day

I ain't got much hair to brush

And there ain't no need for me to flush

And that is why you'll always hear me say

Man, it sure is great to be a baby

You can sit all day and suck your thumb

I can chew my brother's toes

And play with the stuff inside my nose

And the pans in the kitchen cupboard make great drums

(Musical Interlude)

Get strolled, carried, burped and cuddled

Wiped, powdered, diapered, swaddled

Hugged, tickled, dried, tossed

Ported, dressed, kissed, washed

Swung, spoiled, peek-a-boo!

Pampered, nibbled, coochee-coo!

Snuggled, cuddled, rocked and fed

Sung to, nursed and put to bed

Continuity

 * Babies from earlier episodes are seen during the song.