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Oh, oh, oh

He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen He is completely out of style He got no hands, he got no feet All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile He's the magical old-timey bathing suit That lives in the Himalayas They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

All the sherpas think that he's just a fool Are you on a quest for a swimming pool? Tell me, Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

Lives in the mountains (oh), the frozen mountains (oh) Unlived, unfriendly, and unmapped He's so short-sleevey (oh), more knit than weavy (oh) His lips are really, really chapped

He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire He's out of place almost everywhere Since 1883

He's a costume out of time Both ridiculous and sublime Seems innocuous, but I'm Afraid he's scarin' me

He's the magical old-timey bathing suit That lives in the Himalayas They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

If you're between Tibet and Nepal And you're quiet, you can hear the call Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon) Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!

He stands in winter!

I AM THE KLIMPALOON! nang nang nang nang nang