Undercover Carl/Transcript

[Phineas and Ferb are sitting under the tree when suddenly an apple falls and hits them on the heads]

Phineas: Haha, gravity. Hm, I wonder if there's any way around that. Candace: What are you guys doing? Phineas: Well, right now we're just thinking about defying gravity. Candace: Please, even you can't change the law of gravity. It's an universal law, like "You can't wear white after The Labor Day". Phineas: An absolute law without a hope of appeal? That's despotism! Somebody oughta- Hey, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? Candace: Right here. Phineas: Oh, I didn't see him there.

[at O.W.C.A.'s headquarters]

Major Monogram: Carl... Carl: One minute, sir! Just finishing my status update. "Carl's interning like there's no tomorrow!" Done. Major Monogram: Carl, I just completed your intern evluation report. You've earned a gold star in every category except one. You need to show more initiative. Carl: Sir, I've never gotten less than a gold star in my whole interning life. Major Monogram: Well, I do have 24 hours before I have to submit my evaluation. Prove that you can show intiative and that gold star is yours. Carl: I'll start right now by triple-checking the chattosphere for suspicious activities.