I Wish I Was Cool

This song is sung in "Wizard of Odd" in which Baljeet explains that he wants to be cool.

Lyrics
Baljeet: I want to be cool, cool, cool

I feel like such a foo-oo-ool

'Cause everybody I see

Everybody but me

Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool

They don't teach it in schoo-oo-ool,

Ain't no pamphlet they wrote

No one passed me that note

Guess that I missed the boat

Down the...

(Baljeet is cut off by Candace at this point in the song.) This is how the song would continue:

...river of cool

Feel that temperature rising

There's no escape from the sun

Now there's no where to run

Someplace where I can be cool

I wish I was cool

Alternate Version
thumb|300px|right Baljeet: I've got two calculators

And I'm ready to go

I got a sylvian fissure

On my parietal lobe

I got everything

A nerd crow needs for school

Candace: What do you want

Baljeet: I wish that I was cool

I wish that I was cool

Candace: Rather than hanging by your underpants

Come on down and take a chance

There's a wizard in Bustopolis

Word is he's no fool

Maybe he can make you cool

Baljeet: That's good 'cause I wanna be cool

All: There'll be nothing ever stopping us

We're goin' to Bustopolis

Everyone will eat our dust

Our journey's pure our cause is just

Shoppolis hoppolis

Theofilopoulos

Goin' to Bustopolis

I wish I was cool

Goin' to Bustopolis

I wish I was cool.

Background Information

 * The line in the alternate version "Theofilopoulos" is a reference to Aliki Theofilopoulos, a storyboard artist and writer on Phineas and Ferb.