She's the Mayor/Transcript

(Scene opens up on the City Hall clock; it strikes 1:00)

Roger: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I announce the winner of this year's annual "Mayor For A Day" essay contest. For her brilliant essay entitled "Why My Little Brothers Should Be Busted", I relinquish my office as mayor for the day to Candace Flynn!

Lawrence: Oh, bravo! Bravissimo!

Phineas: Way to go, sis!

Roger: Miss Flynn has found the perfect metaphor for our troubled times. In this day and age, it is all of our responsibility to "bust" the "little brothers" of corporate greed to the "mom" of fiscal responsibility.

Person from the audience: Hooray for "busting little brothers" being a perfect metaphor for our times!

Linda: Oh, that's great. I've been rushing home all summer long for a metaphor.

Roger: Candace Flynn has that true, good ol' pioneering spirit represented by the founding men and woman who built this city using only what the land provided.

Person from the audience: Hooray for building things without the tools and technology we take for granted today!

Linda: Let's hope the city survives.

Phineas: Building things without tools and technology? Hmm. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Roger: I give you Candace Flynn.

Candace: Uh, I think we should bust my brothers. Yes, um... when I was the queen of Mars, I...

Roger: All righty, then. Let's get you to your office. Candace Flynn, everybody!

Phineas: Looks like Candace has a full day. And so do we. Let's bounce.

(cut to the inside of the mayor's office)

Roger: And here we are. Oh, look at that. You get the big chair. And you get your own nameplate and a bowl of mints. Ooh! Picture op! Great! Melanie, I'm off to my appointment. You make sure the new mayor has everything she needs. Miss Flynn, you are in charge.

Candace: In charge, huh? Time to make some new laws.

Melanie: You realize this is just a temporary position for show? You don't really have the power to...

Candace: So, as a mayor, I officially give you the rest of the week off.

Melanie: Well, that's really cute, but...

Candace: With pay.

Melanie: Melanie is out, peace!

Candace: Hey Stacy, how'd you like to be the assistant to the mayor?

Stacy: Coolness. At your service.

Candace: At last. Candace Flynn is in charge.

(cut to Phineas and Ferb's backyard)

Isabella: What'cha doin'?

Phineas: We're going to build an authentic pioneer town in our own backyard. And we're only gonna use Dad's antique collection of pioneer tools to do it. That's the spirit, Ferb. Hey, where's Perry?

(cut to Perry with Major Monogram and Carl)

Major Monogram: Morning, Agent P. Uh, sorry we have to meet here at the agent sauna.

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