My Undead Mummy

 is sung by Danny Jacob in the episode "Are You My Mummy?".

Lyrics
Ba-da bup bup-da bow

Let me tell you about my buddy,

He's 3,000 years old,

He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris

My undead mummy and me.

Mm-mm.

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,

I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy,

And he'll flee,

From my undead mummy and me.

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption,

When they get a load of my funky Egyptian M.C.

My undead mummy and me.

Yeah.

Undead mummy and me.

Soundtrack Version
Ba-da bup bup-da bow

Let me tell you about my buddy,

He's 3,000 years old,

He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris

My undead mummy and me.

Mm-mm.

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,

I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy,

And he'll flee,

From my undead mummy and me.

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption,

When they get a load of my funky Egyptian M.C.

My undead mummy and me.

Yeah.

He's no dummy,

He's chummy,

And he's my mummy

My undead mummy and me

My undead mummy and me

Undead mummy and me.

Background Information

 * A song from "The Lake Nose Monster" entitled My Wettest Friend bears a great resemblance to this song, due to its similar music, lyrics, and even title.
 * This is the first, and perhaps the only song to show or mention Phineas and Ferb's school.
 * When the "wrapped in bandages" line is sung, you can see a lawn gnome in the back of their room. The same is seen at the end of "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted".
 * Buford makes a cameo in this song.
 * The song bears a resemblance to a number of theme songs from old sitcoms, in particular the theme to The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Songwriters

 * Bobby Gaylor
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Danny Jacob
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work # 9661703 (registered as Undead Mommy and Me)