Interview With a Platypus/Transcript

Scene opens up showing the backyard.

Phineas: What to do, what to do, what to do today? Any ideas, Ferb?

[Ferb shrugs]

What about you, Perry? Bursting with any plans?

[Perry chatters] Ah. I'll never get tired of you doing that.

[Perry chatters]

Awesome. [Chatters] Come on, Ferb. Fire one off.

Ferb: [Chatters] [All chattering]

Phineas: I wonder what that means.

[Perry chatters]

Hey, Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today! Let's build a Perry translator. We can finally figure out what [Chatters] means. Some say he's just a mindless platypus, but he might actually be thinking some profound thoughts. Just like another quiet animal I know.

[All chattering]

Candace: Stacy, it's been 4 days. I'm not expecting Prince Charming to bring me a glass slipper or anything, but a phone call would be nice. [Ringing] Hold on, I've got another call. [Gasps] It's him! Call you back! Bye! [Phone beeps] Hello?

Jeremy: Hey, Candace. It's Jeremy.

Candace: Well, good morrow to you, sir.

Jeremy: Huh?

Candace: [Laughs] I mean, what's up?

Jeremy: I just got the new Destruction Mayhem 3 game. I thought maybe you'd like to come over and try it out.

Candace: [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Me, you, and little Suzy playing a video game, huh?

Jeremy: Suzy? No. She's at her friend's house. [Door knocking, Game beeps] Uh, hold on, Candace. Someone's at the door.

Candace: [Panting] So, video games?