Rollercoaster/Transcript

Scene opens up with camera zooming into Backyard.

Phineas: So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today?

Ferb shrugs

Phineas: What about Perry, what does he want to do?

Perry chatters

Phineas: Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much.

I for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put!

The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is "what did we do over the summer?".

I mean, no school for three months, our life should be a roller coaster!

And I mean a good roller coaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair.

Flashback on roller coaster at state fair. It goes over one tiny hill then ends.

Fair Worker: Please exit to the left.

Phineas: Man, that was lame.

Why, if I built a roller coaster I would... that's it!

I know what we're gonna do today!

Linda: Phineas, Ferb. I'm gonna pick up a few things.

You boys stays out of trouble, okay.

Phineas: Okay mom.

Phineas: We're gonna build a roller coaster!

Linda get's into the car

Candace: I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge?

Linda: Relax Candace, nobody has to be in charge.

Candace: But what if there's a emergency?

Linda: Like what?

Candace: What if... What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house? smiles

Linda: If that happens, you're in charge.

Candace: Yes!

Backyard

Candace: Mom says I'm in charge, conditionally.

Phineas: Whatever.

Candace: Wait a minute, what are you doing?.

Phineas: Homework.

Candace: It's summer.

Phineas: That's cool, you'll wait to the last minute then.

Candace: Well, I'm watching you.

And I'm in charge, conditionally!

Candace walks into the house and the phone rings, which she answers

Candace: Hello? Oh, hi, Stacy!

No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom went to the store.

She left me in charge. Well, you know, conditionally.

Phineas and Ferb walks past with lost of wooden planks

Candace: And if you go, can you see if Jeremy is there?

No, no, he's the cute one that works for Mr Slushy Burger.

Phineas and Ferb walks past again, with steel beams

Candace: Yeah, he totally smiled at me the last time I was there. I just about died.

I told you I can't, I'm watching my brother and step-brother.

Phineas and Ferb walks past with sinks and toilets

Candace: Yeah, and they never get into trouble, as mom never catches them.

One of these days though, I'm going to see that she catches them red handed.

Phineas and Ferb walks past again, with a lion that roars

Candace: Will you hold it down, I am trying to use the phone!

Mom left me in charge, so there will be no shenanigans today.

What they are doing right now? Why do you ask?

What do you mean, you could see it from your house? See what?!

Candace runs out to the backyard

Candace: Phineas, what is this?!

Phineas: Do you like it?

Candace: Ooh, I'm going to tell mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you're going down.

Down! Down! Down! D-O-W-N, Down!

Phineas and Ferb look blankly while she walks away

Phineas: We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.

Candace takes her bicycle and rides away

Isabella: Hey Candace, is Phineas... home?

Candace: Down, Down I say!

Isabella walks into the backyard. She has hearts in her eyes.

Isabella: Hey Phineas.

Phineas: Hey Isabella.

Isabella: Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: Building a roller coaster.

Isabella: In your backyard?

Phineas: Some of it.

Isabella: Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible?

Phineas: Some might say.

Isabella: Hey Ferb.

Ferb waves with the hammer

Isabella: Does your step-brother ever talk?

Phineas: Ferb? He's more of a man of action.

Ferb hits the nail and then his nose

Isabella: I was gonna go to the pool, you wanna go swimming?

Phineas: Kind of in the middle of something here.

Isabella: Oh, right. Kay, I'll see you later then.

Phineas: Okay.

Hey Ferb! You got enough rivets up there?

Ferb gives thumbs up

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

Perry walks around the corner of the house

He jumps up, puts on a fedora and walks into a hole in the wall

He goes down a lift, into a lair, where he gets an "Incoming Message"

Major Monogram: Good morning Agent P.

The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.

For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.

I want you to get over to his hideout right away.

Find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it.

As always Agent P, It is important that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact.

Now, get out there, were all counting on you.

Agent P jumps into a platypus-themed hovercraft, and flies tough a tunnel

Agent P leaves trough a stone and holding his fedora down to hide from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas: So the way I see it, the fuel rockets kicks in at the malls parking lot.

Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate.

I'm gonna get the snakes.

Ferb puts on his mask and starting using the blowtorch

Candace runs into the store Candace: Mom! You gotta come home, right now.

Linda: Did a satellite crash into the house?

Candace: No, no no. You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.

Linda: Seems like we had this conversation before.

Candace: What do you mean?

Linda: I seem to recall you telling me, that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles.

And when I come home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.

Candace: I still don't know how they cleaned it up so fast.

Linda: So whats the emergency this time?

Candace: They're building a roller coaster!

Linda: Candace, seriously, isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

Phineas talks to a main in a car factory

Factory Manager: Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

Phineas: Yes, yes I am.

Factory Manager: Well, I must say, I'm very impressed, the form all seems to be in order,

although I'd never seen them filled out in crayon before.

So, if there's anything I can get you, anything at all, just let me know.

Phineas: Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?

A robot arm is fixing a car is shown

Phineas and Ferb is riding the roller coaster that builds by the robot arm.

Phineas: This is the life.

Zooms in on Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building

Agent P swings into the house

Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry The Platypus, what an unexpected surprise.

And by unexpected, I mean, completely expected!

Doofenshmirt presses a button which activates arms that grabs Agent P

Doofenshmirtz: I, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil.

And when I put my giant magnet, next to my genius, Magnetism Magnifier,

I will pull the eastern, in westerly direction, there by reversing the rotation of the earth.

You may ask yourself, why would he do this? What could he possibly have to gain?

Well, let me just answer that question, I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet.

I mean, tin foil alone costs a lot.

Back at the store

Candace: But mom, I'd tell you, they're building a roller coaster, and it's huge.

Ferb puts up a poster

Candace: Phineas and Ferb present the coolest coaster ever now open? Mom!

Pedro: Phineas and Ferb got a roller coaster? You'd think we get a discount if we bring the flier?

Another kid: Then we better take it.

Candace: Where, look look look, see, I told you I'm not crazy, I told you!

Linda: And you're not crazy because?

Candace screams

Linda: I see your point Candace, no crazy person would scream at a post like that.

I'd be at the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese or anything.

At the house, where the start of the coaster is. ''There is a stage there. Ferb walks on to the stage up to the microphone as if he's about to speak, then steps out of the way as Phineas walks in.''

Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.

May I present to you, spent most of the morning in making.

The coolest... coaster... ever!

Ferb reveals the coaster

A bird files into the coaster

Phineas: So, who wants to go first?

Everyone raises their hands

Phineas: To fasten, insert the tab inside the metal buckle.

To release, just pull back on the, oops.

Phineas drops the safety belt

Phineas: Well, you'll get the picture.

Well, that's about it, enjoy the ride.

The car goes over the top, and stops, viewing the long drop

Phineas: You all did sign the waivers, right?

The car goes around the coaster, on the track. Everyone screams.

Going trough the drop of snakes

Phineas: Relax, they're just rubber.

The car goes into a bucket of mud, then exits

Later, it goes trough a car wash, to be cleaned from the mud

Phineas: Hey, look, there comes the A-A-A-A!

The track is going up, down repeatedly, creating four "A"s

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building

Doofenshmirtz: I really make my money back, I-I-I want a really spacey estate, and sell it again.

Agent P sends a screw at Doofenshmirtz, which he ducks for

Doofenshmirtz: Ha, you missed!

The screw flies to the roof and hitting a line, which throws it back at Doofenshmirtz foot

Doofenshmirtz: Aaahh!! Ow, Ow, Ow, Aaaooowww!

Doofenshmirtz jumps around and accentually releases Agent P, who quickly attacks Doofenshmirtz

During the fight, Doofenshmirtz activates the Magnetism Magnifier

Doofenshmirtz: Now, you are to late.

Quake in your boots and watch helplessly,

as the unimaginably electromagnetic force, pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing rotation of the...

All tin foil releases from the buildings

Doofenshmirtz: Well...that didn't work.

The tin foil forms into a giant ball, flying trough the air

Doofenshmirtz: And now, we have a two ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 mph directly at us!

Quickly, we must separate the magnet from the magnifier before it's to late!

At the store Linda: I know I have the club card in here somewhere.

I always have it with me, but my purse is a disaster area, you know how it is.

Candace hears the coaster and calling for Linda

Candace: Mom, Mom!

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building Doofenshmirtz: It's no use, it's no use, we are doomed!

Agent P sees a helicopter and firing a grappling hook on it, and takes the magnet with it. Doofenshmirtz: You did it! You saved us Perry the Platypus! The call of tin foil crashes through the building.

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

The magnet pulls the Magnetism Magnifier onto it, and gets stuck on the coaster, which then follows the helicopter into the sky

Candace pulls Linda into the parking lot to reveal the coaster (that has been removed)

Candace: Look, look, look, see!

Linda: ...Okay, I've give up, what am I supposed to be looking at?

Candace: No, it's not possible!

Linda: I'm going to get the cart.

Candace: It was right here, and it was huge! Mom!

Linda: Time to go. I've got frozens.

Candace: Okay, so you think that Phineas and Ferb are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?

Linda: Well, yes. That would be my guess.

Candace: Fine, then lets go home. Now!

Agent P sees that the helicopter is smoking and cuts the rope

He drops down onto the coaster and in the cart, right behind Phineas and Ferb

Phineas: Oh, there you are Perry.

Perry chatters

Phineas: Nice hat Isabella.

Isabella takes of Agent P's fedora and looks at it, confused. ' The car goes to the end of the track and flies onto a construction area and flings into air''

Phineas: Funny, I don't remember this in the blueprints.

An airplane picks up the car by the tail

Phineas: And I'm sure this is new.

Candace sees the airplane from Linda's car and laughs, and blinks with one eye at a time

Linda: I worry about you sometimes Candace.

The coaster car drops down and onto the Statue of Liberty, bending it and throwing the car to the woods

The car lands on a pine tree which bends so they end up in front of Mr Slushy Burger

Slushy Dog Employee: Welcome to Mr Slushy Burger, may I take your order.

Phineas: Anyone wants fries?

Before taking any order, the tree bends back and throws them to France, Paris French Man: Quasson?

Phineas: Anyone want a quasson? The car get's flung into orbit.

Singing Voice: Aahh-Aahh-Aaahhh

A satellite flies by

Phineas: You know, if that thing crashes into earth, Candace is in charge.

The car suddenly falls down towards earth, towards the Tri-state area.

Phineas: We should have charged more.

Linda pulls the car on the driveway and Candace jumps out

Linda: Okay, where here, are you happy now Candace?

She opens the gate to the backyard and doesn't see Phineas or Ferb

Candace: Yes.

See mom, I told you they weren't there.

Linda pokes her head through the gate opening and sees the boys

Linda: Oh, hi boys.

Phineas: Hi mom.

Linda: Come on Candace, help me with the groceries.

Candace: But but but but but but but...

Linda: Let's go!

Linda pulls Candace with her, who tries to struggle

On the backyard, kids drops down from the tree

Kid: Hey Phineas, that was great.

Pedro: Way too cool.

Third kid: That was awesome, can we do it again?

Phineas: Sorry, only one ride per customer.

Isabella: That was great Phineas. Well, what are you gonna do tomorrow?

Phineas: Don't know yet.

Isabella: Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks.

Phineas: Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much.

Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs.

Phineas: ...Maybe he'll lay an egg.

Isabella: Cool, see you tomorrow.

It really was the coolest coaster ever, you guys makes a great team.

Phineas: Well, a brother is a brother. ''He claps Ferb on the shoulder. ''But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb. You know what I mean?

Ferb burps

Phineas: Oh-ho-ho, man! I could smell the peanut butter!

Isabella: Well that was impressive, see you guys.

Phineas: So, what should we do tomorrow?

There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list?

The coaster car explodes in the tree, car alarm and dog bark can be heard

Candace: Mom!

Linda: Give it a rest Candace!

The tin foil ball rolls in the background

Credits roll

Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!

Backing scat: Dooby dooby doo-bah

Dooby dooby doo-bah

Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!

He's got more than just mad skill,

Female Singer: Wah-ah-ah

Male Singer: He's got a beaver's tail and a bill,

Female Singer: ah-ah

Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:

Agent P chatters and women faint

Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!