The Fast and the Phineas/Transcript

Scene opens up with camera zooming into the backyard.

Phineas: So Ferb, what should we do today? I mean, besides giving Perry a bath.

[Both sniff, Perry chatters, race car sound]

What is that wonderful noise? Awesome! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Candace: Oh, I have got to take a new picture of myself for my blog. I didn't realize mine is already a week old.

[Snapshot] That's better.

What are you doing to Mom's car?!

Phineas: We tricked it out!

Candace: You don't even know how to drive.

Phineas: Well, duh. That's why Ferb built this remote.

Candace: Oh, you are so busted. Mom! Mom! Mom! Um, where's Mom?

Phineas: She's playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's.

Ferb: [Slams hood]

Candace: They won't get away with it this time!

[Rings doorbell]