Where the Heck Were We?

Lies is a joke song written for Rollercoaster: The Musical!

Lyrics
When Phineas and Ferb built the Rollercoaster We mysteriously were not around But looking back on that day now Doesn’t it seem really strange how We were nowhere to be found

Baljeet: Perhaps I was doing lots of extra credit science Buford: So I was waiting outside the school to beat ‘im Lawrence: I might have been refurbishing some old antique appliance Irving: I guess I still hadn’t even yet worked up the nerve to meet ‘em Either way…

When Phineas and Ferb built the Rollercoaster We mysteriously were not around But looking back on that day now Doesn’t it seem really strange how We were nowhere to be found

Lawrence: It’s an engineering marvel, Buford: I can’t believe I missed it! Bajeet: I would have thrown up twenty, thirty times Irving: If I’d have been there, I’d have kissed it! Oh well…

I guess there’s no rewriting history So we just stopped by to say It’s really quite strange in retrospect That none of us were there that day!