Chez Platypus/Transcript

[♪♪♪] [gurgling] Ferb, what's that noise? [Gurgling continues] Is that your stomach? Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying. Dad, can I borrow your glasses? see my entrée. You know, because it's so small. Dad: Yes, I think we got that. How hard is it to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go to and has great food? That's it. I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb. [Stomach grumbling] [rings] S'up, Stace? Candace.itting down? I don't want you to have an aneurysm. Why would I have an aneurysm? Someone just IM'd me that someone else heard someone else overhear that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a special evening tonight. [Squeals] [squeals] Candace. Do you need medical attention? Oh, I need attention from the doctor of love. emy. Doctor. I got a fever. [Deep voice] Well, let me take care of that, little lady. [Laughs] [laughs] Wow. A special evening. [Beep] It's my call waiting. [Screams] [screams] Honey, just calling to remind you-- Uh, it wasn't him. Stacy: Don't worry, he'll call. [♪♪♪] Hi, Phineas. What you doing? Ferb and I decided to build a restaurant. Hey. You could be our hostess. Hm. What you eatin'? You guys can bus tables. Baljeet can be our soda jerk. I make a mean milkshake. Ferb will be our chef. Hey, I can work the velvet rope. I never leave home without my velvet rope. Uh... Where do you keep that? I'll never tell. So, what's the name of your restaurant? Chez Platypus, of course. By the way, where's Perry? What? Nothing available for tonight? Oh, never mind. Er, sorry, Agent P. It's date night tonight with the wife, d if I don't figure out something special to do, I'm royally in the doghouse. [Man imitates cat meowing, whip cracking] Karl! Anyway, Agent P, sources indicate Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to one of his evil schemes. I need you to get out there and put a stop to it. Good luck. [Man singing ballad] Jeremy's dreamy pre-set ringtone. Hello? Hello? Candace? This is Candace. It's Jeremy. Jeremy? Candace? [Both laugh] Okay, you go. Okay, you talk, you talk. [Laughs] [laughs] Okay, so I was wondering if you wanted to do something tonight? Just the two of us? [Giggles, squeals] Sure. That'd be great. Well, awesome. Uh, so I'll pick you up later? Bye. Okay, bye. Yes. Yes. [Power tools buzzing] Oh, no. [♪♪♪] Listen, you twerps. Sometimes your stuff messes with my stuff, and tonight I got some big stuff going on. So you leave your stuff out there, and leave my stuff alone, or you'll get some of this stuff. Get it? So are we pairing the chicken entrée with a soup? ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ [♪♪♪] Oh, Perry the Platypus. You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks, but, you know, not the door. Well, let's just get out of your-- You're really trapped in here, just-- Just like I planned. Obviously. So let me tell you my latest scheme. I'm so tired of all these happy couples around me, romantic and laughing, mocking me with their happiness. Well, not anymore. My Delovenator satellite will eliminate the feeling of love in the entire tristate area. All I have to do is press this button. It would be so easy to press it right now. It would be so simple, but, you know, I've got a date tonight, and I like to stay optimistic. But if we don't hit it off, I'm definitely gonna ruin it for everyone else. [Elevator dings] [♪♪♪] Hi. Hi. Ready? Candace: I'm so looking forward to tonight. A special evening, just the two of us. What do you have planned? Horseback riding? I just love horseback riding. Oh, you stopped. Ta-da. Your brothers have opened the trendiest restaurant in town. And this is where I'm taking you. Oh. Uh, really? Heh. How...fun. Well, i-if you prefer to do something else... Well... Platypus-themed restaurants are so now, so wow. It will be a miracle if we get in. Cool. Let's definitely eat here. But no way are we waiting in this line. I practically own the place. Come on. Outta my way, people. VIP coming through. All right, Buford, make with the rope and let us in. Me who? I'm Candace. Candace Flynn? You're not on the list. You should have made a reservation yesterday.