There's a Platypus Controlling Me

There's a Platypus Controlling Me is a rap sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the party members from "Brain Drain".

Lyrics
Vanessa: Dad?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!

Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand

But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands

Now I got records on my fingers

Kids: Whaaaat?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Kids: Don't stop

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop. I got a platypus controlling me

Kids: WHAAAAT?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Kids: Strange set of circumstances?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands, now I got records on my fingers

And I just can't stop

Kids: DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

there's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?

Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Kids: Like corporations are a platypus

The government's a platypus

Your teacher is a platypus

Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

Kids: Society's a platypus

My parents are a platypus

The media's a platypus

It's all just propaganda

We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Just me

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

the platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!

Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me…

There's no platypus controlling me!

(Cheers)

Background information
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 * This song may resemble the song Squirrels in My Pants.

Songwriters

 * Dan Povenmire
 * Martin Olson
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Kaz

Continuity

 * A panda is mentioned. ("It's About Time!", "Robot Rodeo")
 * Once again, someone thinks what is being said is a metaphor. ("She's the Mayor")