Hip Hip Parade/Transcript

(The camera zooms in on Phineas and Ferb in their backyard.)

Phineas: Ah, here's the doo-hickey that fuses with your spinal cord.

Isabella: Hey guys. Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: Today, we're gonna fuse our nervous systems with Dad's laptop and surf the web using only our cerebral cortexes.

Baljeet: Wow! Surely that would be quite an exciting project.

Phineas: Hey, Baljeet. Why are you dressed like a vegetable simosa?

Baljeet: Because today is the Tri-State area unification day! I learned all about it in Assimilation class. You see, the Tri-State area was the bi-state area until our founder, the great John P. Tristate, uttered the immortal words:

John P. Tristate: The, uh, bi-state area should be united with the adjacent area right over there.

Phineas: But we knew that. I was just wondering why you're dressed like a vegetable simosa.

Baljeet: Oh, that. My Uncle Kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float in the parade, and I'm the...

Phineas/Baljeet: (at the same time) Vegetable simosa!

Buford: Hey!

Baljeet: Buford?

(Buford walks up, and is also dressed up like a vegetable simosa.)

Buford: I thought I was supposed to be the vegetable simosa!

Baljeet: Why can we not both be vegetable simosas?

Buford: