Charmed Life

Sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in an alternate future. ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo")

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: It's been a charmed life,

Got all I ever wanted,

And I'm not too shy to flaunt it, you see.

It's been a sweet ride,

Everyone is genuflectin'

And erecting giant statues of me.

It's like a great lunch with all you can eat,

And I can leave my wallet at home.

And everyone pays for me,

Because it's compulsory,

Or into the stockade they're thrown.

Still, I'm a nice guy.

How many emperors would always remember your name?

How ya doing, Joe?

I must admit, I

May take quite a lot,

But I'll always give you plenty of blame.

It's been a sweet ride.

Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me.

Because, everyone else is a proletariat,

And baby I'm the bourgeoisie.

Look it up, Joe!

Baby, I'm the bourgeoisie!

Oh, yeah!

Background Information

 * This song is sung in the alternate future created when Candace stopped her brothers from building their rollercoaster.
 * The women in this song are similar to the women in I Really Don't Hate Christmas, among other background dancers he's employed.
 * The statues resemble him 20 years before the alternate future.
 * In the car that Heinz entered in was a woman named Elizabeth, Heinz' ex-girlfriend.
 * The name of the song is a reference to the movie It's a Wonderful Life.

Songwriters

 * Michael Culross, Jr.
 * Robert F. Hughes
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work # 11530935