Boat of Romance

A style parady of the theme for "The Love Boat." It is performed in the episode That Sinking Feeling.

Lyrics
Romance, It's not in the air. It's not on the breeze, And it's not in the trees, And it's not in your hair. It's on the water, So I'll warn you well in advance: If you're not looking for love, Don't set foot on our Boat of Romance. (On our Boat of Romance!) On our Boat of Romance!