Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

 is a song from "The Doonkelberry Imperative" as Doofenshmirtz renews his driving license by taking his driving test.

Lyrics
Aaron Jacob: Turn!, yield!, halt!

If you fail you'll know who's at fault Of a vehicular assault

As you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz

Gas, shift, brake

Drinking coffee's a big mistake

Try not to plunge into ze lake

Ven you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz

Female Pedestrian: I'm okay!

Aaron Jacob: Use two hands ven you steer her

Zen check in ze mirror

Vat you see may be nearer

Don't lay on ze horn!

See ze traffic cop bossing

Pedestrians crossing

Never drive ven you're flossing

You'll vish you veren't born!

Belt yourself

Only vay to protect your health

Leave your friends all your hard-earned vealth

If you croak ven you're boldly embarking

And parallel parking

And acing ze written-

Look out for zat kitten!

No time for high-fiving

You're barely surviving

Ze dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz!

Doofenshmirtz: I think I did okay.

Background Information

 * This song is performed by Aaron Jacob (confirmed in Swampy's Twitter).
 * As the song's title implies, it is done in the timing of a waltz, which is an Austrian or Southern German ( i.e Bavarian) dance done to music in 3/4 time.
 * The song is sung with a heavy German-esque accent ('Don't lay on ze horn!', 'Ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz'). This is most likely because of the waltz format of the song, and because Drusselstein is an implicitly German country.

Songwriters

 * Jay Lender
 * Martin Olson

BMI Work #15663103