User:PerryxDoofenshmirtz

Hi. I'm PerryxDoofenshmirtz. But you can call me Brandie. I have a major crush on Perry and often like to pair him up with  Doofenshmirtz for fun. Recently, I started a story called Hearts Failing, Hopes Falling. It's where Phineas gets heart failure, Perry almost gets killed by...er...something, and  Ferb,  Linda, and  Lawrence die! GASP! Well, want to see the story? Or at least a bit of it? Here ya go!

Chapter Four (A Part Of It, At Least) Doofenshmirtz sighed. “I’ve had it! I’ve spent 48 hours alone without doing an evil scheme! I need to invent something!” He felt like hitting himself. “Why did I think that I couldn’t be evil?” Doofenshmirtz looked down at his feet. “Maybe I was just worried about Perry the Platypus, that’s all.” The phone started ringing. Doofenshmirtz walked over to the phone and picked it up. “Hello?” “Yes, hello. This is Doctor Tisdale speaking. We’ve just been looking through some files and have discovered something very shocking.” Doofenshmirtz muttered into the phone, “How shocking?” “Well, you’d better sit down. Okay, here it is…A boy named Phineas Flynn is your son. You’re his biological father, it seems. We have yet to find out more.” Doofenshmirtz replied, “Well, thanks for the information. Bye.” “Bye.” He hung up. “What? I have a son? How can it be?” Doofenshmirtz felt a little weak. “Ohhh…I don’t feel so good…” The doctor collapsed, shocked by the information. He could barely pull himself up. “How is it possible that I have a son? I only remember having a daughter with Linda. Maybe he was born after the divorce?” Doofenshmirtz thought a little bit. “I guess I’ll have to learn to live with the fact.”

Interesting, eh?