Sleepwalk Surprise/Transcript

(Scene opens up showing The Flynn-Fletcher house. The camera switches to Candace)

Candace: (Thinking) Has it come to this? (Candace looks closer) Just standing out in the yard, (Camera zooms out, showing Phineas and Ferb sitting by the tree) Staring at your brothers, waiting? (Zoom into Phineas and Ferb) They're gonna do something bustable, I know it.

(Ferb slouches. Candace's cell phone rings)

Candace: (Gasps, thinking) It's Jeremy! (Flips the phone open) I know who it is! (Speaks into the phone) Hi!

Jeremy: Hey! Wanna come over today?

Candace: Uh, yeah, just checking out the situation around here. (At Phineas, covering the phone) Uh, Phineas, do you know what you're gonna do today?

Phineas: No.

Candace: No jetpacks? No "Where's Perry"?

Phineas: Nope, nothing yet.

Candace: (At phone) Yeah, I think I'm free. I'll be right over.

Jeremy: Cool! See ya in a bit! (Hangs up)

(Candace walks out and closes the gate)

Phineas: (Off-screen) Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! (Close up of Candace, who is wide-eyed) Let's build jetpacks...

Candace: Oh! (Bends down)

Phineas: (Off-screen) ...And play Volleyball!

Candace: Ohh!! (Drops to her knees and drops her phone. She calls Jeremy) Uh, Jeremy, why don't you come over here?

Phineas: Hey Candace, you seen Perry?

Candace: Oh!

(Back in the living room, Perry walks to the recliner in pet mode. He puts on his fedora, sits on the recliner and pulls the lever. Perry falls through the recliner and lands in his lair. On the monitor, Major Monogram is seen, looking tired)

Major Monogram: Ah, Agent P, I want to apologize for my appearance. You see, I was up all night monitoring Doofenshmirtz. It seems that-- (Falls asleep) Yeah, I'll have the cake.

Carl: (Off-screen) Sir?

Major Monogram: (Wakes up) --Up all night, uh, building inators. See what he's-- (Falls asleep again)

Carl: (Off-screen) I think you can go, Agent P.

Agent P!