Agent Doof/Transcript

(Scene opens up showing the Flynn-Fletcher house.)

Linda: Candace,honey, I am going out to a birthday party.

Candace: For who?

Linda: You know Vivian's aunt's sister's landlord's son?

Candace: Evan?

Linda: His son.

Candace: Dexter?

Linda: Yeah, it his birthday.

Candace: Whay do they even have parties for two-year-olds? It's not like their going to remember anything.

Linda: Baby parties aren't for the babies, Candace, they're for the moms.

Candace: The moms?

Linda: So they can fell rewarded for all the hard work they do.

Candace: (scoffs) Toddlers are easy.They eat, they poop, they sleep. End of story.

Linda: You're a laugh riot, Candace.(starts to leave)Think you can handle watching Phineas and Ferb today?

Candace: Piece of cake.

Linda: Have fun.

Candace: Hmm. Time to be in charge.

(Switches to Phineas and Ferb in the backyard)

Phineas: So what you're saying is that we should never cut the red wire first.

Candace: Okay, you two, I'm in charge and I'm gonna lay down some rules!

Phineas: Okay, shoot.

Candace: No leaving the yard, no amusment park rides, no robots, no rocket ships...

(Candace continues in the background)

Phineas: Ferb, are you getting all of this? Cool.

Candace: ...no first edition issuing of commemorative coins,no asking where Perry is, no astrological planetary alignments...

(Switches to Perry who lifts up a board and uses it as a diving board to jump in a pool.)