Francis Monogram

"I didn't become a Major so I could sweat out a vaudeville routine with an intern."

- Major Monogram

Major Monogram is Agent P's commanding officer, and gives him his mission in each episode. Helping him transmit the message is his intern, Karl.

Early Life
When Major Monogram was five years old, he wanted a pony for Christmas. He was, however, not given this wish. This caused Major Monogram to have a grudge against Santa Claus, which carries all through his life. ("I, Brobot")

At a young age, he was forced to attend a place known only as "The Academy", which traumatized him. He was forced to go there by a person he assumed to be his father, but on the day he was told he was going to the academy, he told him he was not. He still, obliviously, thought of him as his "daddy". ("Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!")

Present Life
Major Monogram currently holds the title of major and head of his branch of The O.W.C.A, a secret, all-animal organization. He transmits messages to Perry the Platypus, as Karl, his scrawny, redheaded intern, films and transmits it.

An interesting quirk he now has is that he almost never wears pants as he briefs Perry the Platypus, though he does when he is on the field. ("I Scream, You Scream") This appears to be because of the importance of professionalism.

Recently, his old age has been getting to him. A great example can be the simple fact of the whitening of his hair. Another is his back going out, causing him to be unable to do his work for the day. This caused his intern, Karl, to do it for him. ("The Flying Fishmonger")

Karl the Intern
Main article: Karl the Intern

Perry the Platypus
Main article: Perry the Platypus

Rest of the O.W.C.A. agents
Main article: The O.W.C.A.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Main article: Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Spouse
Major Monogram is married and goes on date nights with his wife. His wife's name has not yet been identified. ("Chez Platypus," "The Ballad of Badbeard")

Background Information

 * Eats blood sausage. ("Are You My Mummy?")
 * Enjoys "taco night" enough to justify going home early. ("Got Game?")
 * Once took a trip to Las Vegas. ("Don't Even Blink")