Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension - Deleted Scenes - Transcripts

"Mysterious Force"
(Opens up on Phineas and Ferb's backyard)

Candace: Phineas and Ferb, you are so bust... Oh my gosh, where'd it go? You there, small children. Where's the big contraption?

Isabella: I don't know. It was here just a moment ago.

Candace: Don't you realize what this means?

Stacy: We're done.

Candace: No, a mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up. This time, it took away their invention before I showed up. The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up.

Stacy: A mysterious force? Really?

(Song: Mysterious Force)

Candace: Let me explain, though it might seem strange to you

So please refrain from thinking bad of me

It gives me pain when I see what my brothers do

But no one else ever can see

I just want the truth known

So I call mom on the phone

(Mom!)But by the time she gets here

The whole thing disappears

Whatever they build every day

It gets taken away

No one sees it of course

It's a mysterious force

To my mother, every story's preposterous

Never believes no matter what I do

But though I'm right and she's wrong, I must confess

I'd probably think I'm crazy too

I just want the truth known

So I call mom on the phone

(Mom!)But by the time she gets here

The whole thing disappears

Whatever they build every day

It gets taken away

No one sees it of course

Some mysterious force

Candace and Stacy: Some mysterious force

Some mysterious force

Some mysterious force

Stacy: I'm still not buying it. I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said.

Candace: Well, I'm going to prove it to you and bust my brothers at the same time!

Doof's Lair
(Opens up on the outside part of Doofenshmirtz's lair) Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the Other-dimensionator! (laughing)

Norm: Sir, I finished setting up the buffet.

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, for crying out loud, Norm. I was in the zone.

Vanessa: Yeah Norm, don't interrupt dad when he's playing with his doll. Doofenshmirtz: It's not a doll, it's a stand-in. Pretendy the Practicepus. Vanessa: You're not normal, Dad. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, why, thank you, Vanessa. You're so sweet. See what I did there? Even though I know you meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment. Maddening, isn't it? Vanessa: I'm out of here. Doofenshmirtz: Tell your mother you had fun today!

Vanessa Meets Doof
(opens up on Doofenshmirtz's lair in the second dimension) Vanessa-2: Dad, did you outlaw Tony Marzullo? If you keep banishing every boy who shows an interest in me, I'll never have a social life. Doofenshmirtz-2: Done and done. Vanessa-2: Who's that? Doofenshmirtz-2: Ah, don't mind him. He's just your father from another dimension. Vanessa-2: Whatever, I'm going back to Mom's, and I'm taking the blimp. Doofenshmirtz-2: Okay, well, tell your mother you had fun, though.

Blimp Ride
(opens up on the blimp ride) Phineas: Wow, so this is it, huh? This is what it's like to be doomed. Flying around in a blimp. It really is awful. Candace: No, I-I think the dooming is happening down there. (shows the "dooming" to Phineas) Phineas: Oh, cool, that looks much more exciting. (blimp continues to fly around)

Memory Wipe
(opens up in a room in OWCA) Isabella: Um, Major Monogram? Major Monogram: Uh, yes? Isabella: So none of us will remember any of today? Major Monogram: That's right. Isabella: Good. (kisses Phineas) Phineas: (gasps) Isabella! Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait! Wait! Wait! (memory erasing device fires) Jeremy: What happened? Where are we? Phineas: Hey, why is Perry wearing a hat? Major Monogram: Oh, for crying out loud. Carl, fire it up again. Agent P, could you please go hide behind something? (memory erasing device fires again)

Danville Newscast
(opens up on the news channel with the words "BREAKING NEWS" on the screen) News Reporter: Good morning, Danville. Our top story, well, what appeared to some to be a giant invasion of killer robots from another dimension turned out in actuality to be a weather balloon. And now, here's Kip Morris with the weather. Norm Bot: Rain will fall!

Inventions Revealed
(opens up on Perry's lair) (door opens and shows all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions) (does NOT say "Auto scan replication initiated" like in the movie) (lasers replicating the inventions) (Perry music playing during the invention-replication) Female voice: Final replication complete. Phineas: It's everything we built this summer. Somehow, Perry has replicated all of our inventions. That means that he didn't miss out on everything. He did see it. And he trusted us after all. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. We're gonna save the entire Tri-State Area! Ferb: (plays music)

"Robot Riot" Extended
(opens up on Phineas and Perry on Phineas and Ferb's robot) Phineas: Yeah, musical accompaniment! Song - Robot Riot (extended version): We're gonna kick some robot chassis

So you better tell your robot nation

To say a robot prayer, 'cause you better prepare

For an automaton annihilation

You think you're gonna take us down

Well, mechanical man you just try it

You gonna ride that rail out of town

This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot)

I think you know what I mean (Robot Riot)

This is a Robot Riot (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna break you down

And sell you for scrap metal (Robot Riot)

But I'll keep enough to build myself a trampoline

'Cause your momma was a blender

and your dad was just a washing machine

This is a Robot Riot!

I'm gonna rip you up, I'm gonna break you down

I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town

You know that you'll be dreadin' this android Armageddon

I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'

You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues

You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze

I will deactivate ya, because I kinda hate ya

Don't wanna beat around the bushes, we're gonna decimate ya

This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot)

Oh man it's on! (Robot Riot)

Isabella: Yes! This is a robot riot (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna rip you up

and put you back together (Robot Riot)

In a new configuration just to mow my lawn

Danny and Bobbi: Cause your sister is a fridge,

and you know her light is always on

Danny: This is a Robot Riot!

Robot Riot Phineas: We've got to do something about that portal Robot Riot (Look Out!)

Robot Riot Phineas: Ferb! We're gonna go try to close the portal! Robot Riot

This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot)

You better listen up:

I got some breaking news, (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna melt you down and pour you on some baby shoes (Robot Riot)

I'm really on a mission

I call it demolition (Robot Riot)

And when I'm through you're gonna need more than a new transmission (This is a Robot Riot)

No matter how you strive

You're gonna take a dive (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna mess you up and devastate your hard drive (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna shut you down, I'm teaching you a lesson Rip out your CPU and show it to you still processing

This is a Robot Riot!

I'm gonna rip you up, I'm gonna break you down (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town (Robot Riot)

I'm gonna rip you up, I'm gonna break you down (Robot Riot)

Gonna take you to the chop shop down town (Robot Riot)

All right!