Wizard of Odd/Transcript

Linda: Enough moping around, Candace. Phineas and Ferb said they've advised a fun way to wash the house. Why don't you join them? Have some fun for a change!

Candace: For a change? I have lots of fun!

Linda: You mean, obsessively trying to bust your brothers for their mystery crimes? Is that "fun"?

Candace: I have fun. I'm like the queen of fun! I have fun all day!

Linda: I can tell. Well, if you just sit inside today, you should at least do a little reading.

Candace: Aw, mom?

Linda: It's one of my favorites.

Candace: The Wizard of Oz. Isn't this like for babies?

Linda: Or you could wipe down Perry's Platypus Playset.

Candace: I'm reading, I'm reading!

Linda: I'll be at my weight lifting class. Have fun!

(Linda leaves)

Candace: Ah my eyes hurt! Oh Jeremy, you're the on;ly one who understands-

Buford: Hi, Candace!

Candace: AHH! Buford and Baljeet, what do you two want?

Buford: What, like in a medophysical sense? Nothing. I'm good.

Baljeet: I want to be cool!

Buford: That's not gonna happen.

Baljeet: *moans*

Candace: I mean, why are you looking in my window, duh!

Buford: Oh, Ferb says I should tell you we're about to start washing the house, and you can help us out if you want!

Candace: Not likely.

Buford: Either way, you might want to put on some waterproof undergarments.

Candace: Will you get out of here‽

(Buford and Baljeet climb down ladder)

Candace: Blah blah Dorothy, blah blah Kansas. There's a cyclone coming?

(House starts shaking and loud rumbling is heard. View changes to the outside of the house and shows a large pole lifting it up)

Phineas: That's okay Ferb, let her lift.

(Shows Candace again)

Candace: (Flies off bed) AH!

(Cuts back to house, now it's spinning)

Phineas: Take your positions everybody! And remember, even strokes.

Baljeet: Do you always wash the house like this?

TO BE CONTINUED!