Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!/Transcript

Part I
(Scene opens up in Phineas and Ferb's room showing the alarm clock at 6:59 AM. As it goes off, it makes a party blower sound, shows the words "Happy Birthday", two star flags pop up and confetti rains all over the alarm clock.)

Phineas: (Snoozes alarm clock) Another fantastic year older, and this is gonna be the best birthday ever! So, what are we gonna do, Ferb? (Camera pans to Ferb's bed, showing a card) Ferb? (Camera zooms in) Huh! A note! (Gets off his bed) "For the celebration of your birthday, just follow these clues to show you the way". Cool! It's like a birthday adventure. But hey, where's Ferb?

(Outside, Ferb puts on a fedora and runs out the gate)

Ferb!

Candace: (Talking on her cell phone) I can't believe it! It's Phineas's birthday, and I still don't know what to get him! What can you get for the boy who can make everything? (Sighs) It's my fault. I should have been thinking about this before, but I've just been so distracted by trying to bust Phineas and-- Wait! (Notices Ferb behind a tree; The garage door opens and Ferb runs into the garage) What is he up to? T-T-Y-L, Stacy!

(Inside the garage)

Isabella: Hey, Ferb! (Ferb takes off his fedora) We were just discussing our plans for Phineas' birthday. The circus we ordered won't be arriving 'till later in the day, (Irving walks up) but Irving had a great idea for a warm-up.

Irving: We should make a video compilation of all of Phineas' greatest moments!

Buford: What? Like on a clip show? (Crosses his arms) Lame.

Irving: Not where a genius like Phineas is concerned, watch this. (Turns on TV)

Phineas: (On TV) Okay, Ferb. Let's see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull. (Ferb presses a button on a controller) (Explaining Candace her mission) After you wrestle the crocodiles, you'll corkscrew through the overpass and free-fall past the flaming high wire to make your last delivery and receive the 50th patch. (In a video game) Wow, a castle! Nice art direction, Ferb. (Riding on a rocket attached to a bike with Ferb and Candace) Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh? (Showing a giant paper-maché plane) Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes. (Showing Isabella a dining room) Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two. (Building a giant card house) We're almost finished with our exact replica of The Temple of Angkor Wat. (Showing a giant contraption) The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity’s-a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom!

'(Building an animation studio)

Candace: Will you please tell me what's going on here?

Phineas: We're building an animation studio. (Doing giant lawn bowling) That was amazing! (With Linda's tricked out car) The Flying Car of The Future; Today, is still pulling a bit to the right.

(With The Candace Crusher)

Lawrence: A monster truck!

Phineas: Yeah! Isn't it sweet? (Revealing the rollercoaster) The coolest... coaster... ever!

(Ferb reveals the coaster. A bird flies into it)

Irving: (Imitating fanfare. The camera zooms out as he imitates a kettle drum beat and turns off the TV)

Baljeet: Why did you not just use the kettle drum?

Irving: I never learned how to play. (Pushes the kettle drum away, and a cat yowls) Anyway, (Candace looks through the window and swoons) By utilizing my extensive collection of spy cameras, I've got footage of everything that Phineas has ever done. But I haven't had time to edit all of it-- Well, what, with-- You know, filming more. (He and Baljeet, Buford and Isabella walk to Ferb) I've divided up all the video into 3 parts. (Shows the CDs) Each of you take a section, (Isabella, Baljeet and Buford each takes a CD) Edit your tribute, and we'll meet at the party later.

(Candace shows an evil face. The garage door opens and Isabella, Baljeet and Buford run out of the garage. The garage door closes)

Candace: (Giggles)

Phineas: (Runs to the kitchen) "This birthday excursion will take you afar, you'll find your next clue where the 2x4s are". 2x4s, huh? Perry, are you thinking what I'm-- (Camera pans to Perry's bed) Hey, where's Perry?

(In Perry's lair)

Major Monogram: (At Carl) Now, let me to do the talking.

(Agent P walks to his seat)

Major Monogram: Oh, Agent P! There's a something we need to discuss for a while, you see Perry's job and performances which come up, (Perry's face became suprised) but don't get me wrong, it's just like your entrances became "lacklester" lately. (Perry's face became sad) We just expect more from you. Roll the footage Carl!

Carl: Right away sir.

(Carl shows some videos from Perry's weirdest entrances like, swimming into his lair while dodging a laser shark, a dusty tree slide , and a giant Perry lifting the roof off of his lair in order to get in.)

Major Monogram: What happened to that guy? No pressure, but style counts. (Perry salutes and walks away sadly) Let give him some few days, and let's talk about his exits.

(At the Garcia-Shapiro house)

Candace: Hi-ya, Isabella.

Isabella: Oh hi Candace, what are you doing here in my house?

Candace: Oh just barging around. You know me, big barger. So, what is that?

Isabella: Oh, just a little birthday video I'm editing for Phineas.

Candace: Then let's see.

(Candace plays the video)

Computer Phineas: (in the video) We'll-Be-Together-Forever-Isabella.

Isabella: (Looks embarrassed at Candace) Hehe...

Candace: But, don't you have anything more, you know, unusual?

Isabella: Of course! Watch this. (Presses play, in video) I saw the best girls of my troop, hungry, patchless, out of uniform.

Candace: Okay, seriously, whoa. I mean, like Phineas's inventions?

Isabella: Nope, I didn't get any of that footage.

Candace: Then you're useless to me. Candace out!

Isabella: (after Candace leaves) Hm... I have to talk to her about her exits.

(Isabella returns to editing her video)

Computer Phineas: Isabella-Will-You-Marry-Me?

Isabella: Ah... The magic of digital editing!

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I see you, Perry the Platypus, now kick the door... (Perry kicks the door and the trap activates) Haha! Gotcha, Perry the Platypus! I saw from my video survailance system! Huh, if I have a nickel everytime I trap ya. (Doofenshmirtz starts to play video where he traps Perry like Doofenshmirtz trapped him in many bricks, he trapped him in a baby stroller , and he trapped him in a durable bubble .)