Thread:J4X1MU501/@comment-30636813-20121213015848

YOU MAY HAVE/HAVEN'T HEARD OF A PERRY THE PLATYPUS DISNEY PARKS CHARACTER. WELL, SINCE DISNEY IS SO MEAN, THEY ONLY BRUNG HIM OUT TWICE-ONCE IN 2010, ONCE IN 2011. NO APPEARENCES ARE PLANNED. (ALTHOUGH THERE IS A SEPERATE MEET-N-GREET PLANNED, BUT THERE'S A 100/100 CHANCE THAT THEY'RE GONNA SCRAP IT. IT'S LIFE. DEAL WITH IT) I TOLD MYSELF..."WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? PROBABLY 'HEY GUYS! LET'S MAKE A NEW THEME PARK CHARACTER AND ROUGHLY NEVER BRING HIM OUT! THAT WILL GET US SOME MORE CASH BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BECAUSE WE'RE SO STINKIN' GREEDY!!!!!'" DO NOT LET THIS VILLIANRY GO UNPUNISHED! COMPLAIN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW SO THEY WILL LISTEN TO US!!!!!!!!!! [wdw.guest.communications@disneyworld.com] TELL THEM TO GET HIS BEAVER TAIL BUTT OUT THERE. A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM FINDING AGENT P P.S. EISNER, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, YOU'RE SUCH A JERKFACE.

-=-WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED MESSAGE WALL, ALREADY IN PROGRESS.-=- 