Forum:Vote for the Featured Quote of the Month/Archive/June 2013

Nominations and votes for a Monthly Quote that was used in June 2013 are archived here.

Selected quotation
"See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh. I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you."

- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram

All nominations
Nomination #1 by Mouseinphilly — 8 votes "The girls' score is now the square root of pi, while the boys still have a crudely drawn picture of a duck. Clearly, it's still anyone's game."

- Phineas

Nomination #2 by SunBeater3K — 4 votes "It's half-man, half-bull! It's the Minotaur!" "My name is Norm." "It's Norm the Minotaur!"

- Phineas and Norm

Nomination #3 by SunBeater3K — 4 votes "For generations, philosophers have asked, 'If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?' The answer, by the way, obviously is, of course it does. I mean, duh, right? Philosophers. Get a job, thinky-boy!"

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Nomination #4 by SunBeater3K — 13 votes "I was heading to a golden land of opportunity; a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me! But I ended up in America instead."

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Nomination #5 by Mouseinphilly — 59 votes "See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh. I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you."

- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram

Nomination #6 by Happy2432 — 10 votes "So, let me tell you my evil scheme. Not too long ago, I used to sit right over there and watch free movies on the drive-in movie screen across the street. Of course, I didn't get the sound, so I'd make up my own dialogue. It was fun. (changes his tone of voice to sound gruff and deeper) Sheila, I love you, but now I have to defuse this bomb. (in normal voice) See, good stuff! Gripping! (points out the window) But now look! They built a giant condominium blocking my view. I tried to make up dialogue for it... (in gruff movie voice) I'm a condominium, I'm just standing there. (normal voice) ''See? Where's the fun in that? It's always the same, "I'm a building." There's no story. And I know what you're thinking, why not just move my armchair over to that window over there with the unblocked view? Well, then I would have to move this little table, too, and the lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet. It seems easier to get rid of the building."

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz

98 total votes. Voting ended on June 11, 2013.

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