Epic Monster Battle

 is a song that from Excaliferb as questers with Parable and their ten thousand monsters battle against Malifishmirtz and his meat minions.

Lyrics
Their battle cries tear the skies asunder

Their massive feet beat the mountains down

Mortal fear combines with wonder

And the titan king will be crowned

Out of the misty swamp they lumber

While the heavens above them thunder

''Buford: Hey, are you gonna eat your cucumber? What? I had a light lunch.''

It's an epic monster battle

Sound the awesome monster horn

For an evil wizard and a dragonpus

And a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn

...girl

The crashing turns to quiet

And calm sweeps through the land

The battle's been decided

But who had the upper hand?

But look, a hero rises from the smoke

Our glory has been regained

A cheer goes up among our army...

But the other guy gets up again!

Now for truth the battle's over

And evil's reign is done

Our hero stands triumphant...

''No, no, wait, I was wrong. He's up'' again!

''I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait,'' he's up again!

Carl: ''From a top of another hill, a figure appears. A shaft of light shining his Cobalt hair, it's Carl the Red-headed Paladins from the land of interness.

Major Monogram: Carl, now you are just being ridiculous.

(During the End Credits)

Carl: ''From a top of another hill, a figure appears. A shaft of light shining his Cobalt hair-''

Major Monogram: Carl!

Carl: Sir, you're crushing my spirit.

Major Monogram: ''Yes. Yes I am.''

Background Information
The song is vaguely reminiscent of a classic metal style, similar to Iron Maiden (high-pitched and screamed bridges, guitar solos). Also, the scene of the battle with its large, medieval monsters and battle style, is similar to that which is on the covers of many albums of this genre from this time.