Rollercoaster/Transcript

This is the transcript from the episode Rollercoaster from Season 1.

Zooms into Backyard. Phineas: So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today? Ferb twitches Phineas: What about Perry, what does he want to do? Perry chatters Phineas: Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much. I'm for one is starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're gonna ask us, when we get back to school, is what we do over the summer. I mean, no school for three month, our life should be a roller coaster. I mean a good roller coaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair. Flashback on roller coaster at state fair Fair Worker: Please exit to the left. Phineas: Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a roller coaster I would... thats it! I know what we're gonna do today. Linda: Phineas, Ferb. I'm gonna pick up a few things. You boys stays out of trubble, okay. Phineas: Okay mom. Phineas: We're gonna build a roller coaster!

Linda get's into the car Candace: I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge? Linda: Relax Candace, nobody has to be in charge. Candace: But what if theres a emergency. Linda: Like what? Candace: What if... What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house. smiles Linda: If thats happens, you're in charge. Candace: Yes

Backyard Candace: Mom says I'm in charge, conditionally. Phineas: Whatever. Candace: Wait a minute, what are you doing?. Phineas: Homework. Candace: It's summer. Phineas: That's cool, you'll wait to the last minute then. Candace: Well, i'm watching you. And I'm in charge, conditionally! Candace walks into the house and the phone rings, which she answers Candace: Hello? Oh, hi Stacy! No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom went to the store. She left me in charge, you know, conditionally. Phineas and Ferb walks past with lost of wooden planks Candace: And if you go, can you see if Jeremy is there? No, no, he's the cute one thats works for Mr Slushy Burger. Phineas and Ferb walks past again, with steel beams Candace: Yeah, he totally smiled at me the last time I was there. I just about died. I told you I can't, I'm watching my brother and step-brother. Phineas and Ferb walks past with sinks and toilets Candace: Yeah, and they'll never get into trouble, as mom never catches them. One of these days tho, I'm going to see that she catches themred handed. Phineas and Ferb walks past again, with a lion that roars Candace: Would you hold it down, I am trying to use the phone! Mom left me in charge, so there will be no shenanigans today. What they are doing right now. Why do you ask? What do you mean, you could see it from your house? See what?! Candace runs out to the backyard Candace: Phineas, what is this?! Phineas: Do you like it? Candace: O, I'm going to tell mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you're going down. Down! Down! Down! D-O-W-N, Down! Phineas and Ferb looks while she walks away Phineas: We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.

Candace takes her bicycle and rides away Isabella: Hey Candace, is Phineas... home? Candace: Down, Down I'd say! Isabella walks into the backyard Isabella: Hey Phineas. Phineas: Hey Isabella. Isabella: Whatcha doin'? Phineas: Building a roller coaster. Isabella: In your backyard? Phineas: Some of it. Isabella: Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible? Phineas: Some might say. Isabella: Hey Ferb. Ferb waves with the hammer Isabella: Does your step-brother ever talk? Phineas: Ferb? He's more of a man of action. Ferb hits the nail and then his nose Isabella: I was gonna go to the pool, you wanna go swimming? Phineas: Kind of in the middle of something here. Isabella: Oh, right. Kay, I'll see you later then. Phineas: Okay. Hey Ferb! You got enough rivets up there? Ferb gives thumbs up Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

Perry walks around the corner of the house He jumps up, puts on a fedora and walks into a hole in the wall He goes down a lift, into a lair, where he gets an "Incoming Message" Monogram: Good morning Agent P. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks. For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the countrys tin foil. I want you to get over to his hideout right away. Find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it. As always Agent P, It is important that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact. Now, get out there, were all counting on you. Agent P jumps into a platypus-themed hovercraft, and flies tough a tunnel Agent P leaves trough a stone and holding his fedora down to hid from Phineas and Ferb Phineas: So the way I see it, the fuel rockets kicks in at the malls parking lot. Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate. I'm gonna get the snakes. Ferb puts on his mask and starting using the blowtorch

Candace runs into the store Candace: Mom! You gotta come home, right now. Linda: Did a satellite crash into the house? Candace: No, no no. You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing. Linda: Seems like we had this conversation before. Candace: What do you mean? Linda: I seem to recall you telling me, that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles. And when I come home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys. Candace: I still don't know how they cleaned it up so fast. Linda: So whats the emergency this time? Candace: They're building a roller coaster! Linda: Candace, seriously, isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

Phineas talks to a main in a car factory Factory Manager: Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer? Phineas: Yes, yes I am. Factory Manager: Well, I must say, I'm very impressed, the form all seems to be in order, although I'd never seen them filled out in crayon before. So, if there's anything I can get you, anything at all, just let me know. Phineas: Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets? A robot arm is fixing a car is shown Phineas and Ferb is riding the roller coaster thats builds by the robot arm. Phineas: You know, this is the life.

Zooms in on Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building Agent P swings into the house Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry The Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean, completely expected! Doofenshmirt presses a button which activates arms that grabs Agent P Doofenshmirtz: I, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil. And when I put my giant magnet, next to my genius, magnetism-magnifier, I will pull the eastern, in westerly direction, there by reversing the rotation of the earth. You'll may ask yourself, why would he do this? What could he possibly have to gain? Well, let me just answer that question, I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet. I mean, tin foil alone costs a lot.

Back at the store Candace: But mom, I'd tell you, they're building a roller coaster, and it's huge. Ferb puts up a poster Candace: Phineas and Ferb present the coolest coaster ever now open? Mom! Kid: Phineas and Ferb got a roller coaster? You'd think we get a discount if we bring the flyer? Another kid: Then we better take it. Candace: Where, look look look, see, I told you I'm not crazy, I told you. Linda: And you're not crazy because? Candace screams Linda: I see your point Candace, no crazy person would scream at a post like that. I'd be at the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese or anything.

At the house, where the start of the coaster is Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. May I present to you, spent most of the morning in making. The coolest... coaster... ever! Ferb reveals the coaster A bird files into the coaster Phineas: So, who wants to go first? Everyone raises their hands Phineas: To fasten, insert the tab inside the metal buckle. To release, just pull back on the, ops. Phineas drops the safety belt Phineas: Well, you'll get the picture. Well, thats about it, enjoy the ride. The car goes over the top, and stops, viewing the long drop Phineas: You all did sign the waivers, right? The car goes around the coaster, on the track Going trough the drop of snakes Phineas: Relax, they're just rubber. The car goes into a bucket of mud, then exits Later, it goes trough a car wash, to be cleaned from the mud Phineas: Hey, look, there comes the A-A-A-A! The track is going up, down repeatedly, creating four A

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building Doofenshmirtz: I really make my money back, I-I-I want a really spacey estate, and sell it again. Agent P sends a screw at Doofenshmirtz, which he ducks for Doofenshmirtz: Ha, you missed! The screw flies to the roof and hitting a line, which throws it back at Doofenshmirtz foot Doofenshmirtz: Aaahh!! Ow, Ow, Ow, Aaaooowww! Doofenshmirtz jumps around and accentually releases Agent P, who quickly attacks Doofenshmirtz During the fight, Doofenshmirtz activates the magnetism-magnifier Doofenshmirts: Now, you are to late. Quake in your boots and watch helplessly, as the unimaginary electromagnetic force, pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing on the... All tin foil releases from the buildings Doofenshmirts: Well, that didn't work. The tin foil forms into a giant ball, flying trough the air Doofenshmirts: And now, we have a two ton ball in tin foil traveling 200 mph directly at us!. Quickly, we must sepreate the magnet from the magnifier before it's to late!

At the store Linda: I know I have the club card in here somewhere. I always have it with me, but my purse is a disaster area, you know how it is. Candace hears the coaster and calling for Linda Candace: Mom, Mom! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building Doofenshmirtz: It's no use, it's no use, we are doomed! Agent P sees a helicopter and firing a grappling hook on it, and takes the magnet with it Doofenshmirtz: You did it! You'd saved us Perry the Platypus! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! The magnet pulls the magnetism-magnifier onto it, and get stuck on the coaster, which then follows the helicopter into the sky Candace pulls Linda into the parking lot to reveal the coaster (that has been removed) Candace: Look, look, look, see! Linda: Okay, I've give up, what am I supposed to be looking at? Candace: No, it's not possible! Linda: I'm going to get the cart. Candace: It was right here, and it was huge! Mom! Linda: Time to go. I've got frozens. Candace: Okay, so you think that Phineas and Ferb are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right? Linda: Well, yes. That would be my guess. Candace: Fine, then lets go home. Now!

Agent P sees that the helicopter is smoking and cuts the rope He drops down onto the coaster and in the cart, right behind Phineas and Ferb Phineas: Oh, there you are Perry. Perry chatters Phineas: Nice hat Isabella. Isabella takes of Agent P's fedora The car goes to the end of the track and flies onto a construction area and flings into air Phineas: Funny, I don't remember this in the blueprints. An airplane picks up the car by the tail Phineas: And I'm sure this is new. Candace sees the airplane from Linda's car and laughs, and blinks with one eye at a time Linda: I worry sometimes about you Candace. The coaster car drops down and onto the Statue of Liberty, bending it and throwing the car to the woods The car lands on a pine tree which bends so they end up in front of Mr Slushy Burger Slushy Dog Employee: Welcome to Mr Slushy Burger, may I take your order. Phineas: Anyone wants fries? Before taking any order, the tree bends back and throws them to France, Paris French Man: Quasson? Phineas: Anyone wants a quasson? Singing Voice: Aahh-Aahh-Aaahhh A satellite flies by Phineas: You know, if that thing crashes into earth, Candace is in charge. The car suddenly falls down towards earth, towards Tri-state Phineas: We should have charged more.

Linda pulls the car on the driveway and Candace jumps out Linda: Okay, where here, are you happy now Candace? She opens the gate to the backyard and don't see Phineas or Ferb Candace: Yes. See mom, I told you they weren't there. Linda pokes her head through the gate opening and sees the boys Linda: Oh, hi boys. Phineas: Hi mom. Linda: Come on Candace, help me with the groceries. Candace: But but but but but but but. Linda: Let's go! Linda pulls Candace with her, who tries to struggle

On the backyard, kids drops down from the tree Kid: Hey Phineas, that was great. Second kid: Way too cool. Third Kid: That was awesome, can we do it again? Phineas: Sorry, only one ride per customer. Isabella: That was great Phineas. Well, what are you gonna do tomorrow? Phineas: Don't know yet. Isabella: Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks. Phineas: Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs. Phineas: Maybe he'll lay an egg. Isabella: Cool, see you tomorrow. It really was the coolest coaster ever, you guys makes a great team. Phineas: Well, a brother is a brother. But I couldn't asked for a better one than Ferb You'll know what I mean. Ferb burps' Phineas: Oh, man! I could smell the peanut butter. Isabella: Well that was impressive, see you guys. Phineas: So what should we do tomorrow? Theres a world of possibilities, maybe we should make a list? The coaster car explodes in the tree, car alarm and dog bark can be heard Candace: Mom! Linda: Give it a rest Candace! The tin foil ball rolls in the background

Credits roll Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Backing scat: Dooby dooby doo-bah Dooby dooby doo-bah Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: Wah-ah-ah Male Singer: He's got a beaver's tail and a bill, Female Singer: ah-ah Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say: Agent P chatters and women faints Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!