Ballad of Badbeard


 * This is for the song. For other information on the episode, see The Ballad of Badbeard(episode)

The Ballad of Badbeard was a ballad about the evil pirate, Captain Badbeard, and was sung first by Grandpa Clyde and then Phineas and his friends.

Grandpa
(Grandpa Clyde) Arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!

Arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!

(Phineas)...That's it?

(Grandpa) Well, I didn't say it was much of a song...

Phineas and Friends
(Phineas) Avast, me 'arties!

We're sailin' for the Isle of Spleen,

To search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

(Fireside Girl #1) I'm feeling sick,

(Fireside Girl #2) You're looking green.

(All) We search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

(Buford) We'll plunder, and pillage...

(Baljeet) ..and do some math...

( Ferb) ...and all refuse to take a bath.

( Isabella) We seek adventure, and romance...

(Baljeet) ...I'm running out of underpants!

(All) There's ghost who haunt the cave and worst...

(Talking Scull) ..discarded by a pirate's curse!

( Candace) Why do my nostrils whisper to meeeee?

(All) Arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!

Arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!

Trivia

 * When Candace sings her line in the song, she is "hallucinating" on Orange Moss(The Blue Moss was the one that made you hallucinate, not the Orange).