Excaliferb

It's a fantasy adventure of wizards and knights.

During medieval times, Phineas and Ferb (or, Ferb-a-lot) set off on an epic quest to find the legendary sword, Excaliferb, so they can defeat the evil sorcerer, Malifishmirtz.

Episode Summary
Major Monogram is sick in bed, so Carl comes over to read a fantasy story to him.

The story starts in the backyard of the cottage of the humble antique dealer, where wizards Phineas and Ferbalot are testing out some of their magic potions, which allow them to change into various mythological creatures, to the disapproval of their sister Candavere. Suddenly, The Lady of the Puddle emerges from a pool caused by the rain, and informs the two that they must go on a quest to find the legendary sword Excaliferb, and use it to defeat the evil Malifishmirtz who is behind the "unearthly" rain. The magical water sprite Isabel arrives to guide them on their quest.

The boys' pet Parable the Dragonpus sneaks off to receive his mission from a king with a long mustache in a tower.

'''Monogram feels excited (as he felt that the character somehow resembles him). Carl informs Major Monogram, to his dismay, that the character is only in the story briefly at the beginning.'''

In the backyard, Candavere takes some of Phineas and Ferbalot's beakers to show to her mom, but accidentally spills the potions on her and grows a unicorn horn and a dragon tail. She decides to go after Phineas and Ferbalot in hopes they can restore her to normal, spilling more potions on herself in her haste to get to them.

Parable arrives at Malifishmirtz's castle, but is trapped in a wicker cage by Malifishmirtz's Lawn Norm. Malifishmirtz explains that he plans to use his canned meat minions (which he brought to life with a reanimation spell) to take over the Tri-Kingdom Area; hoping that the rain will cause them to grow and become more menacing and "rampagy".

Isabel takes Phineas and Ferbalot to the Inn of the Prancing Platypus to recruit more members to the team, as well as to enjoy some taco salad. They successfully recruit Bufavulous the Wind Lord and his companion Baljeetolas of the Nerdling Realm before setting off. Meanwhile, Malifishmirtz's shepard spy informs him of the questers, so he catapults his meat minions off the castle to pursue them.

The gang arrive at the Bridge of Comprehension, guarded by a troll. Baljeetolas concludes that the Raging River of Uncertainty is in fact shallow enough to cross rather than answering the troll's question to pass the bridge, though he answers her question anyway. They are then halted at a gorge. Turning around to find another way, they come face-to-face with the meat minions, who have grown by absorbing water. They prepare to fight, but Isabel tells them to jump into the gorge. Ferbalot does so without hesitation, and the others follow.

'''Carl stops the story to take a break, to Major Monogram's annoyance, and goes downstairs. When he comes back, Major Monogram asks him what he was doing. Carl explains that Monogram's wife had made two sandwiches in the kitchen, and that they were delicious. When Monogram asks Carl if he ate his sandwich, Carl quickly gets back to the story.'''

With the help of the other water sprites, Isabel creates a slide out of the river water to cushion the fall for Phineas, Ferbalot, and the others. They then arrive at the swamp. Isabel explains that to cross it, one must have a positive attitude. Phineas confidently proclaims that the swamp was made for him, crossing it with ease. However, Bufavulous says that he will not go. Baljeetolas tries to use logic to get Bufavulous to cross, but when that fails he tells him that Phineas has pie, causing Bufavulous to sprint after the others.

Malifishmirtz spies on the questers with his magic mirror. The gang make their way to the Cave of Ten Thousand Monsters, where the sword Excaliferb can be found. Malifishmirtz creates an avalanche, causing the questers to run inside the cave for cover.Parable uses his fire breath to break out of the cage and attacks Malifishmirtz; but Malifishmirtz zaps him with his magic staff, and he falls out the window. Inside the cave, The Lady of the Puddle guides Ferbalot to Excaliferb. As he pulls the sword from the stone, monsters creep out from the shadows.

Outside Malifishmirtz's castle, Parable lies on a rock, defeated. As Malifishmirtz is about to finish him off, Phineas and Ferbalot appear with their monster army. As Ferbalot holds up Excaliferb, the blade falls off the handle. Due to the potions, Candavere arrives as a giant monster that Malifishmirtz dubs a "uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn girl". A fight ensues between the monster army and the meat minions. Malifishmirtz transforms himself into a multi-headed monster, and Phineas uses his potions to transform Parable into a winged monster to do battle with it, as well as to change Candavere back to normal. The battle becomes a one-on-one fight between Parable and Malifishmirtz, with Parable eventually gaining the upper hand, however many times Malifishmirtz refused to go down.

'''Carl tries to add himself to the story as the ultimate hero, but Major Monogram stops him, telling him to read the story as it was written. The story continues that the battle was decided by forming a peace treaty between each side.'''

'''At first, Monogram doesn't believe Carl but satisfies when he reads himself. Carl finishes the story by reading the epilogue:'''

The questers where cheered as heroes for stopping the rain, Candavere danced with Jeremiad and Malifishmirtz escaped during the bonfire party, opening the possibility for a sequel.

Major Monogram asks Carl if he can read to him again tomorrow, but Carl says he can't because they have to work tomorrow.

Songs

 * Questing Song
 * Epic Monster Battle

End Credits
Last verse of Epic Monster Battle, and Carl added himself in the story again that Monogram tells him to stop that and Carl says that it's crushing his spirit.

Perry's entrance to his lair
Parable (Sir P) climbs through Monopunzel's over-sized mustache to reach the top of the tower, surprising the feather off his hat when he finds out, where he is briefed by Monopunzel.

Evil Jingle
Malifishmirtz Evil Incorporated, but not really a corporation because corporations haven't been invented yet so it's more like a guild or a tradesman association!

The bird that runs into Phineas and Ferb's invention
A bird carrying Candavere's message that flies over a chimney and roasted from the fire.

Background Information

 * Despite being a story, this is Charlene Doofenshmirtz's first actual appearance in Season 3. It is also the first time that she is seen without her glasses.
 * Major Monogram has a diploma during his day on "The Academy" that was mentioned in "Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"
 * This episode reveals that not only Major Monogram has a pair of green pajamas with sheep on it, but also owns a teddy bear wearing a fedora.
 * When Isabel states that they should pass the swampy marsh, the name was based off of Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, one of the co-creators of the show.
 * Major Monogram refers to the banjo playing being from Alabama where co-creator Dan Povenmire grew up.
 * Even though it happens in a story, this is the first time that Isabella sees Professor Poofenplotz.
 * First episode to end with a logo identifying the production studio as "Disney Television Animation" as opposed to "Walt Disney Television Animation"; the studio had been referred to as such in-credits since "Nerds of a Feather".
 * The term "Shepard spy" is a pun on the food "Shepard's pie".
 * Though only a story, Ferb says his longest line in Season 3 to date. This is his second-longest line in the series, the longest being in the Season 2 episode "The Lizard Whisperer"
 * Phineas and Ferb-a-lot, using their elixirs, transform into various Greek Mythology creatures. Phineas turns into a manticore, a phoenix and a minotaur; while Ferb-a-lot turns into a cockatrice, a cerberus and a gorgon.
 * Malifishmirtz turns into a combination of a giant minotaur, and a five-headed Hydra.

Production Information

 * This episode was aired in Disney Channel On Demand on January 8, 2012.

International Premieres

 * February 10, 2012 (Family Channel)
 * February 25, 2012 (Disney Channel Brazil and Latin America)
 * March 3, 2012 (Disney XD Canada)
 * March 24, 2012 (Disney XD Spain)
 * March 10, 2012 (Disney Channel and Disney XD Italy)
 * April 9, 2012 (Disney XD Scandinavia)
 * April 14, 2012 (Disney XD Poland)
 * April 16, 2012 (Disney Channel India)
 * April 22, 2012 (Disney Channel Bulgaria)
 * April 30, 2012 (Disney Channel Czech republic)
 * June 16, 2012 (Disney Channel Portugal)
 * June 20, 2012 (Disney Channel Asia)

Errors

 * When Malifishmirtz attempts to trap Parable, he is up 3 stories. But, when he descends the stairs, he goes down 4 stories.
 * When Phineas is talking about the unearthly rain, he blinks and his eyes disappear for a small moment.
 * When the gang departs from the Inn of the Prancing Platypus no one else can be seen in the restaurant, though there were many people before they left.
 * Phineas is heard saying "Ferb" instead of Ferb-a-lot when Isabel told them to jump in the river.
 * The buttons on Carl's shirt constantly disappear at the end of the episode.
 * When everyone is in the Cave of Ten Thousand Monsters, Buford isn't wearing pants.
 * The feather on Parable's hat disappears and reappears randomly throughout the episode.
 * A stool appears next to Carl's chair after he takes a break from reading, then disappears later on in the story.
 * When Parable is laying on the rock and looks to see the monsters approaching his hind feet are colored blue.
 * When Phineas, Ferbalot, Baljeetalus, Bufavolus, and Isabel are in the cave of ten thousand monsters, Ferbalot's hat is gone and doesn't reappear until the rest of the episode Phineas has no hat when everyone is saying "Oh", but when Phineas sees Ferb-a-lot with Excaliferb his hat reappears when he says that wasn't there something they had to do first.
 * Phineas warns Candavere not to look at Ferb-a-lot when he's a gorgon but not when he's a cockatrice which also has a petrifying or a fatal gaze in some legends.

Continuity

 * After "Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers", "Tour de Ferb", and "Ferb Latin", this is the fourth episode with only Ferb's name in the title.
 * This is the 6th one-word episode. The others were: "Rollercoaster", "S'Winter", "Atlantis", "Canderemy", and "Bullseye!". It is also the first one-word 2-part episode overall.
 * The family's goose is named Gertrude, Candace's middle name is Gertrude.
 * Second time Major Monogram was sick. ("My Fair Goalie")
 * Strangely, Monogram's house looks like Irving's house in "Not Phineas and Ferb".
 * Professor Poofenplotz makes her third appearance, although this time it's an alternate version. ("Isabella and the Temple of Sap", "Rollercoaster: The Musical!")
 * Second time Phineas and Vanessa interact. ("Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!")
 * Second time that Ferb made a dramatic speech, first was "The Lizard Whisperer".
 * Fourth time Phineas and Ferb interact with Doofenshmirtz. Although this may be unofficial, since it was in a story read by Carl. ("Wizard of Odd", "Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension", "Doof Dynasty")
 * The big fat ox appears again ("Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!")
 * When Candace is passing by Poofenplotz's bridge, you can see a skull that looks exactly like the one found in "Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension".
 * First time Ferb and Vanessa interact in Season 3.
 * Second time a character based on Jeremy Johnson is named Jeremiah ("The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein").

Allusions

 * Excalibur - The famous sword of King Arthur is similar to Excaliferb.
 * Hercules - The naga version of Ferb bares a striking resemblance of Panic, one of the two imps who serve Hades.
 * A Midsummer Night's Dream- Candace's line "What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here?" is a quote from this comedy, spoken by Puck in Act III scene I.
 * Lancelot - One of king Arthur's most famous knights, renowned for his bravery and skill.
 * The Fellowship of the Ring - "The Prancing Platypus" is a play on the name "The Prancing Pony" which was the name of the Tavern/Inn in Bree.
 * Also when the group is at the tavern, they notice a shady figure, who was one of Millifishmirtz's spies, just like Aragorn notices one of Sauron's spies in Bree's tavern.
 * Buford's character looks very similar to Gimli in the Lord of the Rings movie, and Baljeet's character is similar to Legolas.
 * Ferbalot is seen on a griffon, similar to Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings film.
 * Malifishmirtz's Evil "Incorporated" is referred to as Mount Doof, a reference to Mount Doom in Mordor in the Lord of the Rings.
 * Malifishmirtz has a "shepherd spy" similar to Bill Ferny
 * Return of the King - The multiple endings may be an allusion to the movie Return of the King (directed by Peter Jackson), where the screen fades to black several times during the final fifteen minutes of the movie, making it seem as though the movie was about to end... but then there's more.
 * Monty Python and the Holy Grail - When they attempt to cross Professor Poofenplotz bridge, she requires them to answer three questions, just as in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where king Arthur and his knights have to cross the Bridge of Death, where each Knight is forced to answer three questions by the bridge-keeper before they can cross the Gorge of Eternal Peril. The use of a Spam-like can also be considered a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, as it's referenced in the song sung during the Camelot scene. "We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!" In turn, Spamalot is the name of the stage musical adaptation of said movie.
 * Sleeping Beauty - Malifishmirtz's name and attires was based on the villain of the story, Malificent.
 * Godzilla - When the final battle is about to start, one of the monsters roars like Godzilla.
 * The Princess Bride - A fantasy story is read to a sick person in bed. At the end of the episode, Monogram asks Carl if he can read the story to him again tomorrow. This is very similar to The Princess Bride ending, although Carl ruins the moment between him and Monogram.
 * Legends of the Hidden Temple - Isabella's extremely detailed directions for the quest is similar to Olmec's directions from the Nickelodeon game show. Coincidentally, Dee Bradley Baker was the voice of Olmec.
 * Jabberwocky - Ferb refers to his sword as a "vorpal blade" referring to the vorpal sword mention in this famous poem.
 * Rapunzel - When Parable (Perry) reaches the top of the tower to obtain his mission, he does so by climbing up Major Monogram's very long mustache - an allusion to the movie based on the fairy tale Rapunzel where her long and magical hair is one of the many ways to get up and down her tower.
 * Stonehenge - When Malifishmirtz's stone meat minions fall down the hill, the form a structure similar to Stonehenge.
 * SPAM - The canned meat resembles the well-known canned meat product both in packaging and shape/color.
 * Gargoyles - A green gargoyle resembling Goliath with a beard is one of the monsters that carries Phineas and Ferb to the final battle.
 * Cinderella - Linderella is a play-on of the name Cinderella.
 * The Legend of Zelda - Isabel the water sprite is similar to Navi, Tatl and Ciela from the Legend of Zelda games.
 * Epic Mickey - The little canned meat monsters look and act like bunny children.
 * Mr. Bean - When Major Monogram gets mad that his fantasy character does not appear in the story again, he grunts a bit like Mr. Bean. He also has a teddy bear like Mr. Bean's "Teddy".
 * Apple Inc. - Malifishmirtz's magic mirror is similar to iPhone and iPad from Apple Inc.
 * The NeverEnding Story - The Swamp of Spit-Poor Attitude is a possible allusion to the Deadly Swamps of Sadness; whereas in The NeverEnding Story, you sink in the swamp if your attitude is depressing or negative in general.
 * Super Meat Boy - The characters that Doofenshmirtz makes is similar to the super meat boy shown in the game and they are both made of meat.
 * Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - Phineas and Ferb's house is in the style of the Dwarfs' cottage in the movie.
 * Soul Eater - In Soul Eater, there is an episode/chapter where Death the Kid and Black*Star search for the holy sword. Like Ferb, they find it in a cave. As well, Phineas and Ferb find it with the help with a sprite, similar to how Kid and Black*Star find it with the help of a fairy.
 * Adventures in Odyssey - At one point Phineas and Ferbalot "Goode the goose on the way out." and the goose is named Gertrude. In Adventures in Odyssey Wooton has a pet duck named Gertrude.
 * AOL - When Malifishmirtz saw his mirror, Norm's voice says "Thou hast mail" when you open AOL you hear "Welcome, You've got mail."
 * Guinevere - Candavere is play-on the name Guinevere.
 * Monsters vs. Alians - When Malifishmirtz walked down the spiral staircase, telling his backstory, he went into the little tunnels and his voice got garbled, just like Galhaxar did telling his backstory and the computer slipped him in the clone device, garbling his voice.
 * Quest for Camelot - This episode is very similar to the 1998 Warner Bros animated movie, in which that Phineas, Ferbalot, Bfavolous, Baljeetolas and Isabel on a quest searching for Excaliferb is very similar to Kayley, Garrett, Devon and Cornwall on a quest finding Excalibur.  Also, Malifishmirtz acts very similar to Baron Ruber, and his magic potions and Phineas and Ferb's potions are very similar to Ruber's magic potion to turn normal men into minions, and Malifishmirtz going down is very similar to Ruber being destroyed with Excalibur in his hand.  Also the bonfire party is very similar to the ending scene from the film.

Cast

 * Vincent Martella as Phineas
 * Ashley Tisdale as Candavere
 * Thomas Sangster as Ferbalot
 * Alyson Stoner as Isabel the Water Sprite
 * Bobby Gaylor as Bufavolous the Wind-lord
 * Maulik Pancholy as Baljeetolas of the Nerdling Realm
 * Caroline Rhea as Linderella
 * Richard O'Brien as Laurence the Humble Antiques Dealer
 * Dan Povenmire as The Evil Wizard Malifishmirtz
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Monopunzel/Major Monogram
 * Tyler Mann as Carl the Red Headed Paladin/Carl
 * Dee Bradley Baker as Parable the Dragonpus/Sir P
 * Mitchel Musso as Jeremiad
 * John Viener as The Lawn Norm
 * Olivia Olson as The Lady of the Puddle
 * Amanda Plummer as The Keeper of the Bridge of Comprehension
 * Allison Janney as The Lady of the Lake
 * Additional voices: Dan Povenmire, Dee Bradley Baker, Jeff "Swampy" Marsh


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