Mix and Mingle Machine

This is a spoken word song to simulate the speed meeting of the Mix and Mingle Machine from Cheer Up, Candace. Unless otherwise indicated, each line is said by a new person.

Lyrics
(background chanting) Mix, mingle, mix, mingle Glad to meet ya Nice to see ya My uncle owns a pizzaria Candace: Hey, I smell muffins! Twins: We like to bake them. If you got any leaves, I'd love to rake them. I got maracas, we can shake 'em. Candace: I like your pants? Eh, you can take 'em.

Chorus: Meet strange folks off of the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine.

I race rats. My tooth fell out. I like to dance when I have the gout. I like to shoot a bow and arrow. I like to dance just like a pharaoh. I'm very small, I need a booster. I'm being followed by a rooster. Rooster: yeah, I'm following him.

Chorus: Meet strange folks off of the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine.

I'm really dull, but you'll like Tom. I drew a banjo on my mom! You'd never know I sport a rug. Candace: You forgot your socks. I need a hug. I lost 10 pounds. I'm into sprockets. You'll never guess what's in my pockets. I'm Tom. I'm Keith. I'm Sven. I'm Rex. Esh, eesh eesh eesh eesh eesh. Candace: NEXT!

Chorus: Meet strange folks off of the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine. Mix, mingle, mix, mingle.