Shot in the Butt with a Dart

 is a song from the Season 3 episode "Bad Hair Day". It was performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who was tranquilized by Mrs. Johnson after being mistaken for a Tangerine Orangutan.

Lyrics
I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons

Though I'll probably lose conciousness in 17 seconds

Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care

But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair

If you want to know why, please refer to the chart

I've been shot in the butt with a dart

I've been shot in the--

(Doofenshmirtz faints and the animals stare at each other)

Background Information

 * It truly did take 17 seconds after Doofenshmirtz made his prediction for him to faint.
 * This is Doofenshmirtz's first musical performance in Season 3.

Continuity

 * Doofenshmirtz uses a cane and a hat for his musical number like he did in "Tree to Get Ready", "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo", and "Rollercoaster: The Musical!".
 * This is the second time that Doofenshmirtz couldn't finish his song. ("Wizard of Odd")
 * This is the second time that there are animals on a song of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, the first being, Pigeons in the song My Goody Two-Shoes Brother in "Tree to Get Ready".