For Your Ice Only/Transcript

(Shows neighborhood of Danville with Flynn-Fletcher Household covered in snow)

Phineas: Okay, Ferb. Open the floodgaze.

(Ferb turns the hose opens and water comes out from the floodgaze, turning it into a hockey ice rink off-screen)

Phineas: What do you think?

(Shows ice hockey rink now on-screen)

Baljeet: It is like our own miniature Canada! But, of course, without the beavers, moose, and disapporpriate of convenience.

Phineas: Or Canadian bacon.

Buford: I forgot all about Canadian bacon.

(Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and Buford turns back at the ice rink now off-screen)

Baljeet: You realize that it is only ham.

Candace: (Off-screen) Phineas! (Walks on screen) And Ferb! You are so busted!

(Shows Lawrence spinning around the ice rink)

Lawrence: Hello, boys, spinnage around on the hockey rink.

(Lawrence hits snow on the fence off-screen)

Lawrence; Well, that was amusing.

Phineas: Great skating, Dad!

Lawrence: Boys, I got some good news for you. I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match between the periods of the Danville Ice Rink game.

Phineas: Oh, you mean like a half-time?

Lawrence: Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds time.

Buford: Bland sport terms. That's what keep the Canadians down.

Phineas: If we're going to be the entertainment, then we better kick it up a notch. Hockey Z-9?

Ferb: Hockey Z-9.

Buford: Oh, that's like Football X-7.

Baljeet: What happened to Y-8?

Phineas: Oh, we're saving that for Croquet. Ferb, grab your toolbox. We've got work to do.

Candace: (makes pig noise) What's the big deal with hockey anyway?

Lawrence: Well, it's hard to explain actually, taking the flip pass from the winner, shoulder deeking the defense men, and then, flossing it right over the old blubhand. Oh, it takes all of you like a fever!

Candace: Did you play a lot of hockey in England?

Lawrence: Never once.

Jeremy: (off-screen) Hey, Candace. (walks right on-screen behind Candace)

Candace: Oh, hi, Jeremy.

Jeremy: What a great ice rink.

Candace: Wouldn't it just be perfect for figure skating?

Jeremy: Ice hockey!

Candace: What? Oh yeah. Ice hockey.

Jeremy: I didn't know you were a hockey fan, Candace.

Candace: (Chuckles) You betcha! Flipping over win passes, and then, shoulder dork, and the old jazz hands. It's like some kind of disease!

Jeremy: Uh....... yeah.

Lawrence: Say, Jeremy, why don't you join us at the exhibition game today?

Jeremy: Sounds like fun.

Candace: Oh yeah. Sounds like..... (makes phone noise) Oh, hey. I got a phone call from........a real person. Got to go. (walks out of backyard) (Calls Stacy on phone) Stacy, we have a Code Teal.

Stacy: Locusts? Are you sure?

Candace: No, wait. I mean Code Periwinkle.

Stacy: Periwinkle. A hockey emergency? I'm on it!

Candace: Speaking of Periwinkle, where is Perry?

(Perry walks to old house made out of wood, puts on fedora and turns to Agent P) (Walks inside, inside of house shows a tube to Agent P's lair) (Gets in tube, goes down to lair)

Major Monogram: Carl, I'm freezing. Did you call that repair guy yet?

Carl: I left him a message, sir. I think he went to Arubah for winter break.

Monogram: Lucky dog. It's cold in.... Oh! Agent P! Didn't hear you come in. I have no idea what Doofenshmirtz is up to. It seems that all of our computers froze. Isn't that right, Carl?

Carl: Tech support says everything is fine.