Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition

 is a song from "One Good Turn". Two versions are sung: the first, during a newsreel describing the 1600s war between Gimmelshtump and Stumblegimp; the second, Roger Doofenshmirtz's updated version after Heinz Doofenshmirtz hits him with the 90-Degree-inator.

First version
If you ever insult a Stumblegimpian

By turning slightly to the side,

You can vin back zeir trust in ze end.

Now place six chickens on your head

Then you try to eat ze featherbed

Put a jelly donut into your pants.

Und dance!

Write a letter to a chimpanzee,

Paint a portrait underneath the sea,

Move to France and refuse to speak French.

''You think I vill speak French?! I vill not speak French!''

Nein!

Juggle piglets with an angry cook,

Split an atom in a breakfast nook,

Zen he vill know you're a mensch.

Now go sit down on zis bench!

 ' Cause you're tired!!

Second version
Dance of contrition

Humiliatin' dance of contrition

(Everybody dance!)

Dance of contrition

Humiliatin' dance of contrition

(Everybody dance!)

YEAH!

(Everybody dance!)

Yeah-ee-yeah!

(Everybody dance!)

Dance of contrition

Humiliatin' dance of contrition

(Everybody dance!)

Background information

 * This is the second song Aaron Jacob sings in a faux-German accent after Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz.
 * This is the second song that occurs in a backstory. (Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart)