Split Personality/Transcript

Transcript from the episode "Split Personality".

Transcript
Candace is seen calling Stacy and cutting the horrible pictures

Candace: I don't know Stacy, between busting my brothers and trying to make my Jeremy my boyfriend in time for school, I can't seem to do anything this summer. Like my "Jeremy & Me" scrapbook. I mean there are cute pictures of Jeremy and cute pictures of me but there aren't any pictures of us being cute together. It's a real problem. But time to bust Phineas and Ferb!

Candace uses the binocular to check Phineas and Ferb

Candace: Standing around, dorking it up, boring. There's nothing for one person to do. If there were only two of me. One to be in love with Jeremy, and One to bust my brothers.