The Way of the Platypus

 is a song featured in the episode "Doof Dynasty".

Lyrics
Oh, yeah!

In other circumstances you might fail

Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail

You're not a platypus

But I'm gonna see you sweat...

But gonna be so much you can take

I'm gonna work you through your union break

You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you're gonna get?

But I know a way, We can make you a warrior

Even now your a wuss

It's the way of the platypus...

You gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water

Swing over muck for some reason

At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's rainin'

And look up into the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

You'll stand on a pole with your arms out

Hey, these flowers are way out of season

You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man

and move big heavy things with your miiiiiiiiiiiiiind...

But I know a way, We can make you a warrior

Even now your a wuss

It's the way of the platypus...