My Goody Two-Shoes Brother

"My Goody-Two-Shoes Brother" is the song from the episode "Tree to Get Ready". In this song Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells Perry the Platypus that there are lots of people he hates, but its his brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz, whom he wants to "Smother in a ton of pigeon Goo!"

Lyrics
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,

They never bring my luggage up on time

And taxi drivers really tax my patience,

If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,

Health fanatic cooks or camera crews

Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,

Or sports fans in the bleachers

And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!

There are lots of horrid people on this planet,

That I would love to give a lashing to!

But my goody-two-shoes brother,

The favorite of my mother,

Is the one I want to smother

In a ton of pigeon goo!

Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother,

The favorite of my mother,

He's the one I want to smother

Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!

He's the one I want to smother

In a ton of pigeon gooooooooooooooooo!

(back to episode)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (to Perry): You see, you see how I held that last note, good huh?