Oh, There You Are, Perry/Transcript

''(Phineas and Ferb are sleeping) (Perry suddenly crawls away from Phineas and sleeps beside Ferb) (Perry's watch glows)''

Candace: Ugh, no more peach and pepper-nickle sandwiches before bed...

(Candace trips over Agent P)

Candace: YOU! Perry: ... Candace: For an animal that doesn't do much, you sure know how to make a mess of things! '' (Perry becomes Agent P and mimicks Candace) (Agent P headed to their stonewalk and enters to his hideout)''

Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. I've got bad news and good news. The bad news is, you're being reassigned to a new, more evil villain. His name: The Recurgitator. Carl: We keep pushing him down, but he keeps coming back up! Major Monogram: That's not funny, Carl. That's just disgusting. Carl: You laughed earlier! Major Monogram: It was petty laugh. Anyway, Dr. Doofenshmirtz had to be downgraded to minor threat status and just assigned Agent S to his case. The good news is you've been relocated away from your own family to this new family in the Fogstate area. Carl: It's the other way around, sir! Major Monogram: Oh! Yes yes, of course. The bad news is the relocation, and the good news is the new villain thing. Uh... Just make sure you take your belongings from the house when you leave.

(Candace eats cereal)''' Phineas: Good morning, Candace. Candace:''' What's so great about it? Phineas: Not much. We can't find Perry anywhere. He's never missed breakfast, not even once. Candace: Uhh, you don't think he could've argued with someone, let's say... 3:38 AM, gone as feeling surk and ran away to you? Phineas: Nah, he never would've gone outside on purpose. Everybody knows that platypuses are supposed to stay INSIDE at night. You haven't seen him anywhere, have you? Candace: Well, maybe he just wandered off. Isn't it that he always wandered off in some point of the day? A-And later, when he comes back, you say, "Oh, there you are Perry!" and he says "krrr." Phineas: Yeah, but he's always here in the morning. I'll be devastated if something happened to him.

(Perry emotes and left)

DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!

(doorbell)

Doofenshmirtz: Hold on, I'm coming!

(Open the door)  Doofenshmirtz: Another gift basket? "We regret to inform you that due to The Recurgitator's recent evil behavior, you've been downgraded to a minor threat. If you believe this to be a mistake, please fill up the included..." A minor threat?! The Recurgitator... Ugh, there's a lot of weirdos out there. Oh, here we go. He has his own blog. The World's Most Evil Villain?! Who does this self-standing he is? It's time to show him who's boss!

(Heinz picks up towel)

Phineas: All right, Ferb. Activate the platy-tracker 3000. If Perry's anywhere in Danville, this'll bring him home. '' (Platy-tracker: ".....") (All Platypuses came)'' Phineas: Wow, I didn't know there were so many platypuses in Danville.

(Doofenshmirtz came by a car)

Doofenshmirtz: Geez, what a dump!

(entered on a motel)

Doofenshmirtz: There's so much for Mr. Bigsha Super Villain. Uh, yeah hi. I'm looking for someone named Mr. The Recurgitator.

''(revealed an elevator) (heads down to the lab) (saw a "do not push" button)'' Doofenshmirtz: "Do not push".

(pushes the button and falls down)

Doofenshmirtz: Oh my Heinz' hindy! Look at this all this technology, a giant vacuum tube, and they can't afford a throwpillow? Oh, hello.''' Recurgitator:''' I am The Recurgitator! (thunder) Doofenshmirtz: Well, okay. My name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Tadaa! Oh, I'm sorry, I got off the hook. Where are those lights coming from by the way when you do that? Recurgitator: You're that disturbed lunatic from Danville. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, you've heard of me! Recurgitator: Yes, and you've heard of me! (thunder) Doofenshmirtz: Seriously. Where's that coming -- Oh, look, you've already captured Perry the Platypus! My, you lured fast. Recurgitator: Why don't you fill up these forms and I'll consider you for a three-year intersion. Heinz: I am not here to apply for an intersion! Oh, you offer maternity!''' Recurgitator:''' You can start by making a fresh pot of coffee! (thunder)

Phineas: No, Ferb. Not Perry. This little guy's eyes are too close together and his beak is orange. Perry's is more of a tangerine. Nope, too fat. Too thin. Too cartoony. Woah, that one smells like meatloaf!

Candace: Perry! Perry the Platypus! Huh?

(found a platypus' tail)

Candace: Perry! Get over here. You'll come home with me so I won't get in trouble with the...

(woman taps her)

Candace: YOU have a pet beaver? Woman: YOU have a pet platypus. Candace: Touche.

Phineas: Nope, too blue. Too angular. Too French. That was just a duck, with a beaver tail taped on. Well, that was the last of 'em. Maybe we need to think bigger. Theme with music! Perry just loves music, remember?

''(flashback of baby Phineas struck a xylophone) (Perry: ...)'' Phineas: Let's get the guitars. I've got an idea.

Doofenshmirtz: What are you looking at, Perry the Platypus? This is a great job! Look at all what I've accomplished! I mean just today, I organized this evil enforcements, went to this evil lair, picked up this evil dry cleaning and look! I even had the time to do this! See? Best Boss! And if I do a good job. I could be promoted into head assistant in just three months! Where are you gonna be in three months, huh huh? Recurgitator: Never mind the three months! I'll take care of him right now! (thunder) Doofenshmirtz: Wait a minute. He went first to me, he's MY nemesis! You can't get rid of him now... Where's the fun in that? You need to explain your whole plan to him. Don't you have a nemesis? Recurgitator: Me? The world is my nemesis! (waits) Sorry, this thing is not working. The world is my nemesis! (thunder)

Candace: Perry's gone, and it's... it's just my fault. I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna have to tell the boys. Oh, there they are. Well, I guess now it's a good time as any. Phineas, Ferb, I just gonna have to tell you that I'm the one who... Martin the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender: Hey. Candace: Martin the Rabbit Boy and His Musical Blender? MRBMB: Maybe this'll make you feel better. (blenders) Candace: Eh, not so much.

Doofenshmirtz: Don't look at me like that, Perry the Platypus. I know what you're thinking. I-I'm not some lonely inter. I'm an evil scientist! I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz and he should be bowing down to me! Hey you, Mr. Recurgitator! Let's get things straight! Recurgitator: What? Doofenshmirtz: Okay, okay, see that Perry the Platypus? Compromised.

(Perry glares)

Doofenshmirtz: Who am I kidding? Grrr. Okay, Recurgitator! I've done everything for you. See those hard-to-reach files up there? Well I invented these rocket shoes just so you can reach them! And look at this! I've even putted the self-distruct button that you forgot! Recurgitator: What? Why is it counting down? Doofenshmirtz: Okay, well I didn't press it by mistake. Well at least I didn't push the release button I installed inside Perry the Platypus' cage!

(Perry opens his cage)

Recurgitator: Look what you've done! You pushed that button for the last time, you disturbed lunatic!

(Perry hits the release button and Recurgitator flew away)

Recurgitator: Now get ready to -- aaaahhh!''' Doofenshmirtz:''' We did it! We did it! Oui se mos! We did it!

''(Perry flew by the rocket shoes and carried Heinz) (Major Monogram appeared in his watch'')

Major Monogram: Congratulations, Agent P. You've defeated the Recurgitator. As a matter of fact, he just landed in our prison. You can return in your own family, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz is once again your nemesis. Heinz: So if we're enemies again, does that mean... (Perry lets go of him) Aaaah! (landed on a throwpillow) Oh, now see there, a throwpillow! You guys are doin' right!

Phineas: Excellent, from the top of this building, everyone in the tri-state area should be able to hear us.

(Ferb guitars)

Phineas: Perry You know you are a boys best friend Your more than just a passing trend Your like a tree from a candy store Oh Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes We love you more than bugs and snakes We love you more than all things mentioned before Oh Perry Your extraordinary Your kinda short and hairy The color of a blueberry

Ferb, Phineas, Isabella: Yes Perry Everyone: So come home Perry Come home perry Come home

(Candace arrives)

Phineas: ''Hey, Candace. Why don't you sing one?''

Candace: Um... Oh perry I think its kinda scary I can't find you any werey It fills me with dispary? Oh Perry Im allergic to dairy Im gonna move to the Prairie And change my name to Larry

Phineas: Larry? Candace: I've ran out of rhymes, all right.

Everyone: She change her name to Larry So come home Perry Come home Perry Come Home So come home Perry Come home Perry Come home

Phineas, Ferb, Candace: Come home Perry Come home

Perry: ...''' Candace: Oh, there you are, Perry! Phineas:''' Perry!

(Everyone hugs Perry)  Buford: Good job, Larry'''. Candace:''' Welcome home.