Backyard Aquarium/Transcript

The scene starts with that you can see a goldfish and Phineas head is seen behind.

Phineas: There's our new pet Goldie. Phineas: I wonder if we're as cute to her as she is to us? (pause) Yeah, yeah we are. What can we do for Goldie since she's already done so much for us?

The boys thinks when Ferb gets an idea and pulls out a blueprint.

Phineas: A marine-life aquarium? Great idea, Ferb! Let's build a best ever of one of these and give Goldie that special home she deserves. Does that sound good to you, Perry?

Perry: (Perry chatters)

Phineas: (to Goldie) So it's unanimous. Hey, where's Candace?

Scene cut to the Flynn-Fletcher home.

Mom: Candace? Where are you? (When she spots Candace) What are you doing?

Candace: Waiting for Jeremy to call! You see, last night, at the movies, he said was going to call soon. So I calculated that "soon" must mean first thing in the morning since "soon" can't refer to a period in excess of or equal to 24 hours, give or take a 59 minute cushion of time, on either side of the event in question. Holds up a notepad of her math See? I had it all figured out right here on this notepad. I even showed my math!

Linda: Uh...

Candace: Wait! Maybe I should have carried the one instead of dividing by Jeremy's face...

Linda: Well, I'm off to my favorite author's book signing. Try not to freak out on your brothers while I'm gone.  Candace: Mom! I don't frea- Oh my gosh! The square root of "soon" is "never"!

Scene cut to the backyard.

Phineas: I got the filter done, how's the water coming?

Ferb: (makes a thumb-up)

Scene cut to a woman in the garden watering her garden when suddenly the water stopps.

Woman: Herman! Are you taking a shower?

Herman: No.

Woman: (pause) Well, you need one!

Scene cut to the backyard

Phineas: There you go, Goldie! Your new home! It's huge, it's amazing... it's lonely. We need to get her some new friends.

Scene cut to a boat out in the ocean.

Boat captain: Say, aren't you boys a little young to man a fishing vessel?

Phineas: Why, yes. Yes we are.

Boat captain: Alright then.

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

Scene cut to Perry leaving a elevator.

Major Monogram: Oh, sorry Agent P for the news papers.