Flying Fishmonger

The Flying Fishmonger is the theme song specially commissioned by Reginald Fletcher for his attempt to jump McGregor's Gorge of Doom with his motorcycle during his days as "The Flying Fishmonger". The theme song and its updated version are heard during the episode "The Flying Fishmonger" and are revealed to be integral to the plot of the episode. The original version was so dreary, it caused it to rain, and delayed Reginald from jumping McGregor's Gorge.

First Version
(Sung in a monotone and Scottish accent)

He's a fishmonger and he flies

He's a fishmonger and he flies

Second Version
Choir: Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Phineas: He's bald on top

He's got an artificial hip

He's gonna take a hop

He's gonna take a trip

He's weak in the knees

And he can't find his keys

But put your hands together

'Cause he's here to please

He's a Flying Fishmonger (Flying Fishmonger)

He's a Flying Fishmonger (Death-defying wonder)

He's a Flying Fishmonger with nerves of steel

He's got an old blender motor

And a pair of wheels

Dirge

 * Danny Jacob
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Zac Moncrief
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work #9919930

Flying Fishmonger

 * Bobby Gaylor
 * Robert F. Hughes
 * Danny Jacob
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work #9919927