Kick My Way Into Her Heart

My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball, and my brother was an expert from the start. But I lacked finese, so when put to the test. I couldn't kick my way right into her heart. Ladies and gentlemen, Love Handel

He tried playing rugby and soccer and football, he tried kick the can and even martial arts. But even with this dedication

i still got no coordination

he couldn't kick his way right into her heart oh yeah goodnight, kimmelstock