I'm Handsome

I'm Handsome was a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz after he got zapped by his De-Handsome-inator in the episode "Quietest Day Ever".

Lyrics
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My jaw is rugged

My hair is wavy

My eyes they twinkle and shine

I used to be mashed potatoes

Now I'm the gravy

Nobody else is quite this fine

I'm the face

I'm a real ace

Nobody's visual appeal is stronger

I'm the very definition of masculine grace

Take a picture, it'll last you longer

'Cause I'm handsome!

I'm so good lookin'

I'm easy on the eyes

Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)

I got chiseled features

Try not to look surprised

When you see that I'm handsome!

I'm a real Adonis

I'm the best you ever saw

I'm handsome

I'm a tall drink of water

Somebody better grab a straw

'Cause I'm handsome!

Man: My company wants to give you a life time supply of our distinctive hand mirrors.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Send them over.

Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)

Woman: I'm gonna name all my children after you even though they're already in college.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Nice!

Can't you see that I'm handsome? (handsome)

Get in line ladies! (he's handsome)

'Cause I'm handsome!

I'm a total catch, really

I'm quite fetching

It's a word, it is!

It means that I'm handsome!

Songwriters

 * Robert F. Hughes
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Dan Povenmire
 * Martin Olson
 * Kaz Prapuolenis

BMI Work #15703767

Errors

 * On the line "My hair is wavy", a woman can be seen fainting on the balcony. On the line "Take a picture,it'll last you longer", she faints again.