Evil Tonight

 is a song sung by the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N in "Bullseye!" to commemorate their pageant of evil.

Lyrics
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: If you wanna see evil tonight at its best

We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test

If your looking for heinous and iniquitous acts

Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax

One of these cats will be our villainous star

So without further ado, here they are!

Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore...for now!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ''I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...?''

Rodney: Ha Ha!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Errrr...

Dr. Diminuitive: I'm Dr. Diminuitive and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me'' complex! Don't cross me!''

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Of course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N by-laws which govern us all

say to enter this pageant you must be this tall

So...disqualified!

Dr. Diminuitive: You can't do that!

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Yes, we can!

Dr. Diminuitive: Why?

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Cause, we're evil!

Evil!

Evil Tonight!

Background Information

 * This song shows that there are many more members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N than the members shown in "Nerdy Dancin'".
 * This song reveals that Rodney is from South Dakota and Dr. Diminutive has a Napoleon Complex.