S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants), is the name of the rap/hip-hop song in the episode "Comet Kermillian" by a group of rapping street performers called 2 GuyZ N the Parque in the Danville Park. The song was improvised when Candace passed by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

Indented lines are sung at the same time as the line above it.

Broadcast version Lyrics
Candace: ''AHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! AHH!''

Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!

Candace: AHHHHHHHH!

There are squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.

Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens,

Ain't got no rats.....

Background singers: S-I-M-P,

Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,

Then maybe you can be moving like me...

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P

thumb|300px|rightStreet Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, watering your plants...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France...

Background singers: She can't see the-

Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: ''Squirrels! Squirrels!''

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P,

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Candace: AAH!

Street Performer 1: ''Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants.''

Street Performer 2: We just got served.

Soundtrack version
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens,

Ain't got no rats.....

Background singers: S-I-M-P,

Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,

Then maybe you can be moving like me...

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, watering your plants...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France...

Background singers: She can't see the-

Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P,

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 1: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Street Performer 2: Proletarian bourgeoisie

Background singers: Baby you don't need an academic degree!

Street Performer 1: Everybody smellin' my potpourri!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down!

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down,

Down, down on the ground...

Street Performer 2 and Background singers: 'Cuz you know I got it goin' on!

Background singers: (S!)

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P!

Background singers: (I!)

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P!

Background singers: (M!)

Street Performer 1: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Background singers: (S!)

Street Performer 2: If you're losing your hair get yourself implants!

Background singers: (I!)

Street Performer 2: If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance!

Background singers: (M!)

Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!

Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soap will do no g ood yah
 *  ahhhhhhhhh s.i.m.p
 * watch us do this dance yah 

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Beat yourself up with a rubber chicken you people!

last straw with these squi'rils

jack the ripper get these squirrels out of my underpants

micheal MYERS help me

jason vorhees get your chicken

I got squirles in my pants

Songwriters

 * christopher and nicholas rosa