User blog:Kuzlalala/Lala's Long but Orderly Put Theory about Phineas and Candace's Biological Father

''For those who don't care, you don't have to read this. Seriously.''

As you can read in my previous blog entry, I am definitely curious about Candace and Phineas's biological father, yes? And I also said that Perry the Platypus would fit the role, right? Well, here's a pretty long theory. I have a blog entry, but it's so long so it needs to be "cleaned" so to speak. This is also the explanation about him.

Perry the Platypus?
Really? Yes, that's true. Well, to tell you the truth, I first thought that Heinz Doofenshmirtz was Phineas and Candace's father. I've hold the same reason as the other believers: they both have triangular heads and invent something cool every day. It was until "What Do It Do?" when things got hard. I have to make it according to... weird standards. Not only that, the Doofenshmirtz Family Reunion shown in "Thaddeus and Thor" had no one resembling Phineas. So, I guess they took genetics seriously, huh?

And then there's that one guy who brightened my curiosity: Bobtherandomguy (I would like to thank him so much, by the way). I think he's the first person ever to say that Perry's Phineas and Candace's father. It had some flaws, though, and that's where I'm gonna fix the explanation.

An Ex-Human
So an animal of say, a dog, can't give birth to another species, like a cat. So does platypi with humans! But wait, can't he just be a human turned into a platypus? That's right, I always thought of him like that. If so, wasn't Perry seen as a baby in "Oh, There You Are, Perry"? Well, he did turn into a platypus, but not directly. He turned into a platypus egg, where he was hatched under the Organization Without a Cool Acronym's hands. Afterwards he was handed to the Flynn-Fletcher family, either that it's just a coincidence or something that the O.W.C.A. planned. But why would he turn into a platypus? Well, read on.

Pre-Platypus Issues
He does have a reason to transform into a platypus, right?

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