User blog comment:TheNegativeKid/Which channel owns it?/@comment-2240628-20110111125214/@comment-3251190-20110112005804

@Klimpaloon Here's my interpretation of the live action garbage in P&F roleplay:

Hannah Montana: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (I chose her because of her famous dad) is a normal everyday girl who hangs out with Lacey and Johnny and goes to school. But by night, she is a superstar named Alexis Texas who sings dumb songs to impress little girls. If anyone besides her dad, her friends, and brother Perry (the platypus) find out, the world will end (in Vanessa's opinion)

Jonas: Jeremy and the Incidentals go to some private school and become friends with Candace and Stacy. Jeremy develops a crush on Candace. Nothing exciting happens on the show, and it's not funny.

Wizards: Candace, Phineas, Ferb, and Lawrence are wizards, and they have to keep it a secret. The only one who knows about it is Stacy. Candace also goes through teenage drama, including fighting with her rival Mindy, and trying to get Ferb to have the "perfect" first kiss that ultimately fails.

Sonny: Candace, Buford, Coltrane, Stacy, and Isabella make a dumb randomness show that's not funny. There is also drama between Candace and Jeremy, who is on a rival show about a teenage boy having drama. This show is not funny.

Suite Life: Phineas and Ferb mess up a hotel with the assistance of Candace and Stacy, to Doofenshmirtz's dismay. The hotel one is better than the boat one.

Shake It Up: Candace and Jenny enter a dancing show. Yawn.

Good Luck Charlie: Candace, Jeremy, and Phineas are older siblings of a baby Suzy. Yawn.

High School Musical: A dumb movie where Jeremy has to pick between singing with Candace or playing basketball with Coltrane. Meanwhile, Isabella is trying to get the lead solo in the musical, and throws diva tantrums in the process.

Camp Rock: A HSM ripoff where Candace goes to camp, and lies to Mindy and Jenny that her mom works for a famous Japanese singer (that's not Stacy or her family), and Jeremy is a spoiled brat.

Summary: Everything on Disney Channel sucks, and the animated things are the only saving grace.