Crack That Whip/Transcript

Scene opens up showing the Flynn-Fletcher house.

Lawrence: And that is why the 18th century sewing thimble was not only a slice of history, but a compelling example of American grit and perseverance. Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Yes?

Phineas: Great, Dad!

Grandma Betty Jo: Oh, that was wonder... [Fake snores]

Linda: Mom!

Grandma Betty Jo: Oh, I'm kidding! Hon, you're speech is gonna be a big hit at the antique thimble symposium.

Lawrence: It's gonna knock 'em dead.

Linda: Uh, which we're gonna be late for if we don't get on the road! Thanks again for looking after the kids. Candace is skating at the park, all numbers are on the fridge.

Lawrence: Be good to your grandparents, boys!

Phineas: Bye!

[Door slams]

Grandma Betty Jo: You wanna go down and embarrass your sister at the park?

Phineas/Grandpa Clyde: Yeah.

[Everyone dashes off]