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(At Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated on nighttime)

Doofenshmirtz: (Maniacal evil laughter) ? I got you now, Perry the Platypus! This is the most sophisticated trap that I have ever invented.(Chamber shows Agent P (A.K.A. Perry the Platypus) trapped) In fact, it's so escape-proof that- that I couldn't get that guy out.

(Chamber shows a skeleton of a unknown person in it)

Doofenshmirtz: So, I had to build a whole new trap to catch you. And of course, I had to buy a new plastic skeleton for Halloween and... a pityful existence I lead, Perry the Platypus. Do- Do you pity me? You should because I am pitiable. Everyone should pity me. Eh... you don't have to say pity too many times before it stops sounding like a word. Pity. Pity. Pit- See? That is only like two times and it's already just gobbledygook. Gobbledygook, too. I can't- I can't even get through that once. Gobbledy- Now see, I am not even consider the last syllable and it's already.........*Sighs* Great. Now, I am forgetting what I was talking about........ Which is another reason to pity me! YEAH! ? Back on topic, baby! You see, I- I figured if I get myself big sad eyes, people would pity me and get me whatever I want. And to that end, behold! The Big Sad Eye-Inator! You like it? It sums up a lot of juice, so I am running at night when the electricity is cheaper. (Agent P struggles to free from the tope in the trap) But the nighttime is the right time for a party. A PITY PARTY! (Laughter)? Here we go! (Pulls lever of -inator) (Shows power of the inator rising)