User blog:Bowser101/A Tribute to the Stupidity of Shipping Wars

this is what all of you people look like when you're having those stupid shipping wars!!!!!

Key Bowserstar=me Koopadroid, Goombot, and Buzzybot=Robots created specifically for this purpose

Bowserstar: Baljinger is better

Koopadroid: No! Baljishti RULEZ!!

Bowserstar: Mishti lives in India! how are they supposed to make that work???

Koopadroid: Haven't you ever heard of long distance relationships???

Bowserstar: Not in 10-year-olds!!!

Goombot: Hate to break it to you, guys, but Baljeet likes Wendy.

Koopadroid and Bowserstar simultaneously: NO HE DOES NOT!!!

Goombot: Yes he does, he kissed he under the missletoe.

Buzzybot: He also ran "like a crazed bull" to a romantic dinner with Isabella.

Bowserstar, Koopadroid, and Goombot simultaneously: STAY OUTTA THIS!!!

Koopadroid: @Goombot: He just wanted a christmas kiss!!!

Bowserstar: @Goombot: yeah he's shown many signs of getting desperate, he probably woulda kissed anyone! (but he woulda preferred Ginger)

Koopadroid: You mean mishti.

Bowserstar: BLARG! i'm gonna build a Baljishti Shipper Away-inator (or BSA-Inator) and send you to another demension

Goombot: Yeah Koopadroid! shut up!

Bowserstar: @Koopadroid: those baljishti drawings you do are getting sickening!

Gommbot: Yeah! he needs to go!

Bowserstar: go rust, Koopadroid!

Koopadroid: YOU PEOPLE ARE JERKS!!! IF YOU SPREAD SLANDER ABOUT PEOPLE JUST FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION, I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

Koopadroid: *Blanks Userpage and leaves*

Bowserstar: Good!

Goombot: *coughWendycough*

Bowserstar: Robots don't get coughs!!!

Buzzybot: *coughIsacoughbellacough*

Goombot: You're a robot, too, Buzzybot!

Bowserstar: Ginger actually likes Baljeet, and, except maybe wendy a little, she's the only one who does.

Goombot: Wendy openly welcomed the missletoe kiss!!!

Buzzybot: candlelit dinner...

Bowserstar and Goombot: SHUT UP!!!!!

Buzzybot: FINE I WILL!!! BUZZYBOT IS OUT!!! PEACE!!!

Lakibot: I think Baljeet should stay single to prevent wars...

Bowserstar and Goombot: SHUT UP THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAE SENSE!!! THE SHOW CREATORS AREN'T GONNA BASE WHO THEY PAIR ON WARS!!!

Lakibot: Febnessa is better than any baljeet pairing.

Goombot: You mean Feretchen.

Koopadroid: I came back just because i knew i had to say that Femily is wayyyyyyyy better than either of them.

Bowserstar: anything but Ferbella.

Goombot: @Koopadroid: Femily isn't even canon!

Koopadroid: Neither is Feretchen!

Goombot: is so! they just haven't shown it on screen but because they're both geniuses means they're a couple!!!

Lakibot: Ferbnessa is already canon in multiple episodes!

Goombot: there's a 6 year age difference in Ferbnessa!

Lakibot: So?! my builders were married and 10 years apart!!!

Buzzybot: now i've gotta step in for Ferbella, which Rulez

Bowserstar: Buzzybot's lost his circuits!

Lakibot, Goombot, and Koopadroid: YEAH!!!

Bowserstar, Lakibot, Koopadroid, and Goombot: PHINABELLA 4EVER!!!!!!!!!

Buzzybot: *overheats with anger and explodes*

Bowserstar: i'm gonna get ferb32 to delete this blog, too much fighting.

Lakibot: agreed. maybe we should try to rebuild Buzzybot, too.

Koopadroid: Yeah, Bowserstar, please delete this blog.

Goombot: Buzzybot was a good user, and his pictures in the Tri-Koop Newzette were good.

Bowserstar: yeah i'll send the next 8 1/2 days rebuilding him.

Goombot: can you please close commenting here before there's another war.

Bowserstar: 'k

Bowserstar: *spends 8 1/2 days repairing Buzzybot*

So, if you read above, if probably looks like we're a;; pretty stupid, huh? well guess what. you look just like that when you have those idiotic shipping wars.