Shark of Danville Harbor

The Shark Of Danville Harbor is a song from The Belly of the Beast.

Lyrics
Won't you gather round and hear the tale

Of the shark of Danville harbor?

Who terrorized our people.

Can you just imagine this?

If it's sharks you want to know about

Your bound to end up smarter

Though technically a vertebrate

They cartilaginous

The monster came upon us

it's eyes as black as coal

With jaws so big that we could see

his molars and incisors

He came at us and of our bladders

we did lose control

But he ate a politician

and a curriculum adviser

He called at us in miller's cove

we thought that we were dead

We've never seen his like, remember:

This is way before TV

We lost control again, we're a long line for the head

But the woman folk banged pots and pans and drove him out to sea!

Yes, the woman folk banged pots and pans and drove him out to sea!

Background information

 * Technically, sharks have neither molars nor incisors.
 * The songs sounds a bit like a "Family Guy" Song called "My Drunekn Irish Dad"