Lies

 was a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the episode Let's Bounce.

Lyrics
Lies are the glue that holds society together People lies about their mileage, people lie about the weather.

They lie to spare each others feelings they lie to stay in bed. they lie to feel important, about all the books that they've read.

You look good in that hat Lies I don't think you have to many cats Lies Your hair looks nice when it's up like that Lies Lies lies lies 'Oh yeah, the house looks great Lies Blay'n: You haven't put on any weight Lies Oh, I thought you just ate Lies Lies lies lies

People say that it's alright They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies. Yes, everyone says it's alright And I don't want to start a fight But you know they times it by the sign of Lies