Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!/Transcript

Scene opens up showing a van driving up a hill.

Phineas: Hey, we're almost there. What's the first thing you're going to do at camp, Buford?

Buford: Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run 'em up the flagpole.

Phineas: I don't think Camp Phineas and Ferb has a flagpole.

Buford: Then I guess I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants.

Baljeet: You may have my underpants. They just got very messy all of a sudden.

Buford: Thanks, but it ain't the same if Buford don't rip 'em off of you.

Phineas: What about you, Isabella?

Isabella: The Fireside Girls and I are going to work on our accomplishment patches.

[Fireside Girls cheering, Ferb blows kazoo]

Phineas: How about you, sis? What's the first thing you're gonna do at camp?

Candace: First of all, it's not camp. It's just Grandma and Grandpa's cabin, and it's boring.

Phineas: But we made T-Shirts.

Candace: Secondly, I don't like the outdoors, okay? I don't like bugs. Phineas, are you even listening to me?

Phineas: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Candace: Mom!

Linda: Yes, Candace?

Candace: Do I have to go to Grandma and Grandpa's?

Lawrence: Oh, I think ti's rather sweet the Grandma Betty Jo and Grandpa Clyde invite you kids and all your friends every year.

Candace: But I'm not a kid. I'm a young adult. Can I do something with you guys?

Linda: Of course you can, Dear. You can join us at the antiques emposium. This year's (?) will debate Shellac vs. Lacker.

Lawrence: Woo-hoo! Candace: I'll take one of those shirts. [Sobbing]

Grandpa Clyde: Where are they?

Grandma Betty Jo: Look. Oh, here they are now.

Grandpa Clyde: [Laughs] Hey!

Phineas: Hiya, Grandpa!

Grandpa Clyde: Well, hello Phineas! You haven't changed a bit!

Phineas: Grandpa, that's not me! That's Perry!

Grandpa Clyde: Huh? Huh? Oh, right. Looks like I need to get my glasses fixed!

Phineas: [Laughs] With the glasses.