I Wish I Was Cool

A song in Wizard of Odd in which Baljeet explains that he wants to be cool.

Lyrics
Baljeet: I want to be cool, cool, cool,

I feel like such a foo-oo-ool.

'Cause everybody I see,

everybody but me,

knows a secret to cool, cool, cool.

Baljeet and Crows: They don't teach it in schoo-oo-ool, Ain't no pamphlet they wrote,

no one passed me that note,

Guess that I missed the boat

From a-

(Baljeet is cut off by Candace at this point in the song.)