Lost in Danville/Transcript

(Something is buzzing in the background.)

Baljeet: Well, that cannot be good.

Buford: Well, you did hit it with a lot of pianos.

(Cut to Doof in a capsule carried on furniture dolly by a figure in shadow.)

Doofenshmirtz: Seriously though, what's with the kidnapping? And why do you have a...?

Shadowy Figure: Because...