Buford Van Stomm

"He's big, he's dumb, he's got the IQ of gum, he's got the brain about the size of a sourdough crumb! But he'll beat on your head, like a big-bass drum! His behavior is truly unruly; he's a bully!"

- Ending lyrics of the song He's a Bully

Buford Van Stomm is a bully in the town of Danville.

Early Life
Buford was born in the United States of America of a mother named Biff and an unnamed father. As a younger boy, he was weak and cowardly, and received a pet goldfish named Biff at a state fair after winning at a strength-o-meter. When a bully attempted to eat Biff, Buford, enraged, beat up the bully, and in turn became a bully himself. ("Voyage to the Bottom of Buford")

Childhood
As a child, Buford was the neighborhood bully. All through

Clothing and Hairstyle
Buford wears a black shirt with a skull on the front, set up in a "Punisher" style. He wears large, red hiking boots, with green khaki shorts. His hair is brown and cut in a buzzcut style.

The only one so far that sometimes makes him shut up is Isabella as she stands up to him when he is doing something to someone she knows or to herself.("Raging Bully," "Out of Toon")

Background Information

 * Buford's last name, Van Stomm, is derived from a Dutch word meaning "of the stupid", as told by Dan Povenmire on Dan Povenmire Correspondence.
 * Plays Canasta. (One Good Scare Ought to Do It!)
 * Plays the Concertina and the violin. (The Ballad of Badbeard, Chez Platypus)
 * When asked to be a part of a haunted house and what frightens him most, Buford dressed as Suzy Johnson. (One Good Scare Ought to Do It!)
 * He owns a skateboard, which is shown in Bowl-R-Ama Drama.
 * It is stated that he is missing a chromosome whether this is actually true is a mystery.

Appearances and References

 * Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
 * Raging Bully
 * Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!
 * Mom's Birthday
 * Jerk De Soleil
 * One Good Scare Ought to Do It!
 * The Ballad of Badbeard
 * The Flying Fishmonger
 * Greece Lightning
 * Voyage to the Bottom of Buford
 * Bowl-R-Ama Drama
 * Got Game?
 * Comet Kermillian
 * Out of Toon
 * The Lake Nose Monster
 * Tip of the Day
 * Chez Platypus
 * Gaming The System
 * The Chronicles of Meap