Brand New Best Friend

 is a song from the movie Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by the 1st Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmirtz and the 2nd Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmritz.

 is included as the 4th song in the Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions album.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you?

Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness.

Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?

Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding?

Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test! Almond brittle?

Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case

Vending machines become the

Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

Doofenshmirtz: ''But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.''

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see

Both: Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I'd be taller

Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch

I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It's in this pouch

Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah...

Doofenshmirtz: (pause) ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out?

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo]

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that's right

Both: He played Meap!

Both: Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

'Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh

Both: And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you

Or we can be a duo

Doofenshmirtz: That's right.

Both: Twice the evil

Double Doofenshmirtz

Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?

Doofenshmirtz: ''Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!''

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.

Doofenshmirtz: ''That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. (Pokes him) huh?''

Allusions

 * Doofenshmirtz and 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz are seen alluding famous duos, movies, and TV series, including (in order):
 * John Lennon and Paul McCartney from The Beatles
 * The Blues Brothers
 * Simon and Garfunkel
 * Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
 * Laverne and Shirley
 * Ralph and Ed from The Honeymooners
 * Ishtar
 * Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor from Singing in the Rain
 * Butch﻿ Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
 * Lucy and Ethel from I Love Lucy
 * Bacon and eggs
 * Laurel and Hardy
 * Phineas and Ferb
 * Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
 * The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 * Lewis and Clark

Background information

 * Both of the Doofenshmirtzes broke the fourth wall twice in one line by mentioning that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas and staring at the screen while saying that.
 * It is revealed that Doofenshmirtz hates rice pudding, keeps spare change in case, vending machines take over, thinks llamas are weird, and likes Lorenzo Lamas.
 * Doofenshmirtz and his 2nd Dimension self stand under spotlights that are the same colors as voting choices in the "Everybody Votes Channel" on the Wii.

Continuity

 * This is the second song where, generally speaking, the same person sings in the same song (there being two Doofenshmirtz with the exact same voice), the first song being Me, Myself and I.
 * Doofenshmirtz mentions his love for almond brittle. He first mentioned it in "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!".
 * This is the third time a balalaika (a Russian stringed instrument) appears in the series since "Mom's Birthday" and "Thaddeus and Thor".
 * Meap and his voice actor are mentioned. Meap previously appeared in "The Chronicles of Meap" and "Rollercoaster: The Musical!". Meap appears later in "Meapless in Seattle".
 * Fourth song in which two people appear getting dressed as different characters. The first was Hey Ferb in "Rollercoaster: The Musical!", the second one in You're Going Down in the same episode and the third in Just the Two of Us in "Canderemy."
 * Doofenshmirtz mentions he slouches again, he first said so in "Chez Platypus".

Songwriters

 * Jon Colton Barry
 * Dan Povenmire
 * Martin Olson

BMI Work #13200374