One Good Scare Ought to Do It!/Transcript

Part I
Scene opens up showing the Flynn-Fletcher house.

Candace: Hello. Is this the Johnson residence? I'd like to speak to Jeremy Johnson. This is Candace Flynn. Why am I calling, you ask? Because I have a question about our algebra assignment. Thank you, I'll hold. Okay, okay, let's see... opening jokes, opening jokes. Hey, there, Jeremy! This is Candace Flynn. So what do you get when you cross a yak an a martian?

Linda: Honey, can I interrupt for just a sec?

Candace: Why, Jeremy Johnson, did you just call me "Honey"?

Linda: No, Candace. I just want to tell you I'm off to my book club I left the phone number on the fridge in case of emergency. And Candace, honey...

Candace: Yes, Mom?

Linda: I hope you're not planning on talking to that banana all afternoon.

Phineas: Ladies and Platypuses, introducing the latest party craze to sweep the nation: The amazing mariachi tree!

[Mariachi music]

[Song distorts, Crashing]

[Mariachi band members groaning]

I think the lesson here is never drink so much chocolate milk before planning our day's activity. [At Mariachi band] Bye, guys! Sorry. Good work there, though. There's that smile, Arturo. Gracias.

Isabella: Hi, Phineas.

Phineas: Oh. Hi, Isabella.

Isabella: Whatcha do-- [Hiccups]

Phineas: Are you okay?

Isabella: Yeah. I just came by to see whatcha do-- [Hiccups] --ing.

Phineas: Wow. That's a bad case of hiccups you got there.

Isabella: I know. They're driving me crazy. [Hiccups]

Phineas: Not to fear, Isabella. Ferb and I will help yo cure your hiccups.

Isabella: [Hiccups]

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?