Forum:Is Major Monogram a robot?

It may sound like a crazy fan theory, but several episodes in the series have gotten me thinking: could Major Monogram be a robot, or an android of some sort? There is some things in the series that you might want to look at. He is seen wearing a wig. He is seen wearing fake moustaches. He has mentioned he has spare eyebrows. So, at this point he is just face. Also, in the last episode I mentioned here he mentioned having a copper spine and gold teeth. Now that might be not so weird, but he also mentioned being 35% metal. The rest might be wires and other robot stuff. He might be connected to the O.W.C.A.'s communication system, because he knows what's going on on the other side of the screen. For example, when Fifi cleaned the screen. The man who he grew up with thinking he was his father, told him he wasn't his father. He wasn't surprised when he saw that Carl is able of making robots of the Flynn-Fletcher family, but rather amazed that Carl had foreseen a situation like this. Of course, he might already be aware of Carl's robot-building skills. He's been frozen. This might have been a system failure. Also, when he was in the sauna in She's the Mayor it was seen he had a really weird bone structure. In Nerds of a Feather Doofenshmirtz had R.I.C.K. the robot riksja being voiced by Major Monogram. Then again, he himself was a trillionaire ninja from the future. At last, he didn't get his pony for Christmas as he stated in I, Brobot while Santa knows everything from every kid. This may not apply for robots.

So, what do you think? Is Major Monogram a robot, or is he just a very strange person? Don't take this thread too seriously, just share your thoughts on the thing. There's the crazy fan theory. 84.28.116.124 21:06, August 25, 2010 (UTC)