Oil on Candace/Transcript

(Scene opens up showing the Jefferson County Museum of Contemporary Art.)

Tour Guide: Let's continue our tour! Over here, we have the work of the great environmental installation artist Beppo Brown.

Django: That's my Dad!

Tour Guide: As Django can tell you, his father Beppo is famous for his monumentalist recreations of everyday objects.

(Camera panning right)

Phineas: Wow, Django, it's so cool that your dad makes such huge things! Look at that giant toothbrush! And that giant dental floss. (Pans down) It's even been used. Whoa! And how about that giant baby?

Django: My Dad didn't make that.