Lies

Lies is a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the episode "Let's Bounce".

Lyrics
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies are the glue that hold society together

People lie about their mileage, they lie about the weather

They lie to spare each other's feelings

They lie to stay in bed

They lie to feel important, about all the books that they've read

Woman: You look good in that hat.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Man: I don't think you have too many cats.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Man 2: Your hair looks nice when it's up like that.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Lies, lies, lies!

Woman 2: Oh dear, the house looks great.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Blay'n: You haven't put on any weight.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Woman 3: Oh, I thought you said eight. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies!

Lies, lies, lies!

People say that it's all right

They're only trying to be polite

But even though they're little and white

They're lies

Yes, everyone says it's alright

And I don't want to start a fight

But you know the ties that bind us tight are

Lies!

Songwriters

 * Robert F. Hughes
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire

BMI Work #15188855

Continuity

 * In one part, a poster of the movie "Leap" is shown again. ("The Curse of Candace")