Candace Party

 is a rap-themed musical number Candace performed in "Candace Gets Busted" as she tried to bring what had swelled into a wild party under control.

Lyrics
Candace: First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party, it wouldn't be their party, it would be my party.

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together!

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together!

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't spill your drink

Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom

Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors

And please stay out of my room

Take your feet off the chair

No running in the house

Put a coaster under that drink

Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling

And that's a toilet, not a sink!

Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Phineas: Hi, ''Mom? What, what? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together.''

Jeremy: Candace party!

Candace: Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?

I said don't play with the remote!

Hey close the door, were you born in a barn?

Which one of you brought this goat?

Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

Everyone: Whaaaat?

Candace: I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

Everyone: That's right.

Candace: It's not a party.

Background information

 * Candace spelled I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E just like the time she spelled E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S, and just like 2 Guyz N the Parque spelled S-I-M-P, and also like Phineas spelled A-G-L-E-T.
 * Candace's room has shown a skull and crossbones on her door, however in previous episodes her door has various band stickers on it. The change of decoration could have been made to emphasize the line "And please stay out of my room."
 * Candace, Stacy, and Jenny are seen imitating the Moonwalk at one point in the song.
 * Before it was officially named, it was referred to as Intimate Get Together.

Songwriters

 * Danny Jacob

Continuity

 * The 2 Guyz N the Parque from S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants) are seen again.

Errors

 * Candace's microphone somehow disappears after the song ends.