Danville for Niceness

 is a song sung by all of Danville through the WJOP TV when the whole city is branded "naughty" in "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!".

Episode version
Phineas: Everybody's saying we're naughty,

It's getting really hard to take.

Isabella: So we've come to let the whole world know there must have been a mistake.

Baljeet: So if Santa and his elves can hear us,

We hope we've been clear and concise.

Buford: In the verses vice versus us.

Baljeet: Vice versa: us versus vice.

Everyone: Danville is very nice

Santa, please

Check your list more than twice

Guaranteed!

Blay'n'': Danville. What's he talking about?''

Clewn't: Let me see that list of last minute naughties.

Blay'n: They're all from the same place.

Clewn't: ''Hmmm. We've got to get to the bottom of this....''

Everyone (While Clewn't and Blay'n talk):

Danville is very nice

Santa, please

Check your list more than twice.

Album version
Phineas: Everybody's saying we're naughty,

It's getting really hard to take.

Isabella: So we've come to let the whole world know there must have been a mistake.

Baljeet: So if Santa and his elves can hear us,

We hope we've been clear and concise.

Buford: In the verses vice versus us.

Baljeet: Vice versa: us versus vice.

Everyone: Danville is very nice

Santa, please

Check your list more than twice

Guaranteed!

Danville is very nice

Santa, please

Check your list more than twice.

Can't you see?

Danville is very nice

Santa, please

Check your list more than twice

You've got to see

Danville is very nice

Background Information

 * When Clewn't & Blay'n are looking at the screens, Isabella is shown on the second to the top row of screens 3rd to the left. They are looking at 24 screens (6 across 4 down).
 * This song is literally 30 seconds after Where Did We Go Wrong.
 * Isabella has a solo line for the 4th time since In the Mall, The Ballad of Badbeard, and Where Did We Go Wrong?.
 * The sign says: Danville For Niceness (Or, Santa,What Gives?)

Allusions

 * The format the song is sung in is similar to "We Are The World". Including the fact that the "Danville is nice" sign bears a resemblance to the "USA For Africa" sign. (USA For Africa funded "We Are the World")
 * In Dutch, everyone sings "Die Stad" instead of Danville. "Die Stad" means "That City". That's probably because "Danville" or "Tri-State Area" are hardly ever referred to in the Dutch version.