Candace Gets Busted/Transcript

(Scene opens up in the Flynn-Fletcher home.)

Linda: Well, I think that's it. You have both our cell-phone numbers, all emergency contacts and the number of the hotel we'll be staying in at the antique shower-head convention. What do you plan on doing tonight?

Candace: I thought I'd have a few friends over like Stacy and Jenny. Is that okay?

Linda: Sure. But no wild parties.

Candace: Well, I guess I'll have to cancel the death metal band and the fire dancers. (Linda frowns) I kid!

Linda: Lawrence, you're not wearing that on the plane.

Lawrence: I'm not on the plane yet.

Linda: We'll be back this time tomorrow.

Phineas: Mom and Dad, your cab is here.

Linda: (At Candace) Bye Hon! You're in charge.

Lawrence: Mind your sister boys.

All: Bye!

Candace: Hey, Stace. What're you doing tonight? Do you and Jenny want to come over and just hang out?

Phineas: Do you want some help with entertaining or snacks?

Candace: Listen, under no circumstances do I want you to do anything crazy. Or anything at all for that matter. Just go up to your room and get out of my hair. Vamoose.

Phineas: Are you sure? We can make a nacho launcher, or a dip fountain.

Candace: No.

Phineas: How about a wasabi slide?

Candace: No. (To Stacy) Sorry about that, Stace. Come over around... Oh wait, I have another call. Hello?

Phineas: How about a mustard-go-round?

Candace: Phineas!

Phineas: Okay. Hey, where's Perry?

(Perry puts on his fedora and opens a drawer where he slides through a tube)

Major Monogram: Come in, Agent P. We've been having trouble with our pipes getting mixed up with the city's dump system. We aren't one hundred percent sure where you'll end up.

Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus?!

Major Monogram: Where are you, Agent P? (Perry points his wrist communicator at Doofenshmirtz) Great googly moogly! Well, hang tight, I'll give you your mission. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good. He has been seen snooping around-

Doofenshmirtz: Around the neighborhood apartment. Yes, I've; yes, I've been doing that.

Major Monogram: He's also been buying-

Doofenshmirtz: Buying electrical equipment.

Major Monogram: And checking-

Both: -movie starting times online.

Major Monogram: Let me tell it!

Doofenshmirtz: I want to tell it! I want to tell it! Doofenshmirtz-

Major Monogram: