Ain't Got Rhythm

Sung in the Tri-State Area Public Library in "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together!."

Lyrics
So your saying that you don't have rhythm But look at what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book you've got a real nice look Looks to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what your talking about I've got as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look I got a sweet deal going on here I've got all the books that I can read With these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Besides I ain't got rhythm No I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm

Your kidding me right, your kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mr., you got rhythm times 10

I think perhaps that your not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big deal I just can't keep time I'm just telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on t-shirts Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides I ain't got rhythm No I ain't got rhythm I said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm (3x)

Sounds like rhythm to me

I ain't got rhythm

Seems like they all agree

I ain't got rhythm

But your laying down some funky song

I ain't got rhythm

But you got that beat

I ain't got rhythm

Look at them, their stomping their feet

I ain't got rhythm

It's time for you to rock a brand new generation Gonna rock a brand new generation

Cause I ain't got rhythm

Awards

 * Nominated for 2008 Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics