Happy Evil Love Song

Happy Evil Love Song is a song in the episode "Chez Platypus" sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Love was once a crazy dream,

Now it's my new evil scheme

Doofenshmirtz's Girlfriend: And I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl,

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world,

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,

I found my other half, yes,

I got an evil love!

Backup Singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)

Doofenshmirtz: When our robot armies march

Girlfriend: To the beating of our hearts,

I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl,

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world,

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,

You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

Backup Singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love)

Girlfriend: Oohoo

Doofenshmirtz: Evil love...

Girlfriend: Oohoo

Original Demo Version
thumb|300px|right Love was once a crazy dream

Now it's my new evil scheme

And I'm as happy as can be with this evil girl for me

We'll take this town by force

Hand in hand, of course

And I'm as happy as can be

It's the age old story how

An evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same things

First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss

And then our wedding rings

When our robot armies march

To the beating of our hearts

I'm as happy as can be

With this evil girl by me

Hey, Doctor, I'm all yours

Matching lab coats: His and Hers

And I'm as happy as can be

When we tell our story how

An evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same things

First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss

And then our wedding rings

Background information

 * In one part of the song Dr. Doofenshmirtz blows up the moon in to a shape of a heart, but at the end it is a circle.
 * This is Doofenshmirtz's first musical performance in Season 2.

Voices

 * Heinz Doofenshmirtz voiced by Dan Povenmire
 * Girlfriend (unnamed) voiced by Sheena Easton

Songwriters

 * Jon Colton Barry
 * Dan Povenmire

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