Not So Bad A Dad

This song is sung by Vanessa in the upcoming episode "Finding Mary McGuffin". It is sung in a jazz style.

Lyrics
You were a sub-standard dad

But the only one I had

I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall.

But when I look at this thing

It makes me wanna sing

Maybe you're not so bad a dad after all.

At my first ever swim meet,

you stepped on the other teams feet.

At my recital you clapped louder than you should.

But when you taught me how to drive

We actually made it home alive

I guess it's possible not every part of you isn't good.

I know at times I would cringe

Like when you wore all that fringe

And when you went out of your way to catch that foul ball... (jeers)

But this piece of plastic in my hand

Makes me finally understand

Maybe you're not so bad a dad

Not so bad a dad after all.

During Credits:
You were a sub-standard dad

But the only one I had

I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall.

But this piece of plastic in my hand

Makes me finally understand

Maybe you're not so bad a dad

Not so bad a dad after all.

Background Information

 * There is a guitar by the bedside but only the neck of the guitar is shown