User blog comment:Phineas7897/ferbs girlfriend/@comment-1950184-20100706162111

(sarcastically) Hey everybody, Here's an idea: When Ferb was in England, he could have dated Emily. But then, since he had to move to America, he had to break up with her. Then, when he got to Danville, he found Gretchen, and totally forgot Emily. So he dates Gretchen. Then, when Ferb gets older, he can get more smarter, smart enough to skip a few grades, when one year, he lands into the same grade as Vanessa. Plus he gets taller. So he forgets Gretchen (cause she's in a way lower grade) and falls in love with Vanessa, even though she probably likes Johnny(but they gotta break up sometime!). The End. Plus, (again) why does it even matter that Ferb has someone to like? What if he doesn't like anyone(except for Vanessa)?