User blog:Mouseinphilly/What if... "Tri-Stone Area" Had a Gag Reel?

So, this day I was was doing a little Googling on that search engine, and I came across this little gem from DeviantArt member brichards85. What if the episode "Tri-Stone Area" had a gag reel they could run at the annual cast holiday party? Here's the answer.

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(NB: The following "outtakes" are not real, they have been put in for entertainment purposes only.)

PHINEAS AND FERB - TRI-STONE AREA - OUTTAKES

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ISABELOCK: (wiggling her toes in front of the fire) Cantok maka foom-

(At that point, she suddenly pulls a muscle in her left foot)

ISABELOCK: -FAAAAAAA!? (out of character) My foot! Cramp in my foot!

(Phinebunk jumps off his log and dashes to Isabelock)

PHINEBUNK: (out of character, rubbing Isabelock's foot) You okay?

ISABELOCK: (out of character) Yeah, just walking around like this for the whole episode is so tiring!

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DOOFENGUNG: (watching water dripping from a stalactite) [Eager grunting]

(The next water droplet suddenly "withdraws" and doesn't drip)

DOOFENGUNG: (out of character, to camera) Don't tell me they had a water crisis in the Stone Age too??!

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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(after Phinebunk eats a marshmallow)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">GERB: (trying to remember his line) Uh... Cantok maka foomfa?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Phinebunk stares at Gerb blankly)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">PHINEBUNK: (to others) Whoa! Gerb maka whoop-wa!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(All others laugh as Gerb blushes nervously)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">**************

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(In the scene when the caveman has shifted four large "stones" into Phinebunk and Gerb's yard; slight pause, then...)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">CAVEMAN: (out of character) Not bad for ten pounds of painted styrofoam, right?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">PHINEBUNK: (out of character, chuckling) Right!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">**************

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Phinebunk is dancing on the wheel he just invented)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">PHINEBUNK: (singing) Da-da-da-da-da--

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Phinebunk starts to overbalance)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">PHINEBUNK: Da-da-da-da--- (flies off) AAAAAAAAAA!!! OOOF!!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(short pause; next two lines are off-screen)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">PHINEBUNK: (out of character) I'm okay. I landed on some small plushy hill.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">BOOFGARD: (out of character, strained) Get off me, Dinner Bell!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">**************

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Take 1)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: Bunka da Bunkapus? (out of character) No, I'll say that again.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Take 2)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: Bunka da Platyquan? (out of character) Curse you, caveperson talk!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">**************

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(when Doofengung traps Bunka [Perry])

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Take 1)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: (pulling the rope) Heh-hehh, yahhh!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(The trap lands to the right of Bunka)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Take 2)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: (pulling the rope) Heh-hehh, yahhh!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(The trap lands just in front of Bunka, but hits his beak on the way down)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">BUNKA: (annoyed and pained growl)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(Take 3)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: (pulling the rope) Heh-hehh, yahhh!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">(This time the rope snaps as it's pulled)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;font-size:medium;">DOOFENGUNG: KOOYA, SWAMPUK N MARSHUG!!!