User blog comment:Ultimatephinferbfan/Alt. Doofenshmirtz Might not be the main villian./@comment-3006892-20110407140002/@comment-5151799-20110407195646

That's "metaphorical", Ultimate.

Sigh... I wish I had a little sister. All I have is an older half-sister in her mid 20's who basically acts like a second mother. :p