Fly On the Wall/Transcript

(Scenes open up to Flynn-Flentcher House; cut to Candace Room)

Candace: (Calling Stacy) You'll never guess what I'm doing tonight.

Stacy: Well, you might be...

Candace: Going on a big date because of who.

Stacy: Obviously.

Candace: It's Jeremy. (Squeals) But you'll never guess where.

Stacy: (Sighs) I have no idea.

Candace: Neither do I. He says it's a surprise.

Stacy: Oh, lucky you.

Candace: The promise. If I don't know where we're going. I don't have to wear.

Stacy: Oh! I know, Hair bows. They're all the range this days. Just don't wear any feather-earrings, they're so last Tuesday.

Candace: Ah! Yeah, so last Tuesday, Ah hah. I-I would never wear something so Tuesday of last.

(Switches to backyard with the boys and gang)

Phineas: Well, seems the parts didn't arrive for our Zombie-robot pool table. Anybody have another suggestions?

Buford: Hey, remember how we did that super Rollercoaster. How 'bout super duper Rollercoaster?

(Everyone stares at him)

Baljeet: So, you are just adding a "duper" then?

Buford: It's an acceptable suffix.

Isabella: We did a Portal to Mars. Maybe...a Portal to Venus?

Baljeet: Hah! Only if they make us fee of 12 million.

Buford: Okay-okay! How 'bout a super-super duper-duper-duper Rollercoaster? What, too much or not enough?

Phineas: Actually, instead of improving one of our old inventions, we should make something brand new! Something simple.

Isabella: How do you mean?

Phineas: Well, what is summer all about.

Buford,Isabella,Baljeet: (singing the Summer (Where Do We Begin?))'' Summer is running through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes, and... ''

Phineas: Yeah, we all know the song. (beat) But I'm not exactly sure how....

(Everyone pauses)

Buford: Well, Hurry up and think of somethin', I'm gettin' tired hanging around here.

Phineas: That's it Buford. You can't give more summer than a tire swing. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Buford: Uh, hatch mosquitoes?

Phineas: No. Hey! Where's Perry?

(Perry goes down the basement staircase, stopping at the landing next to the Panic Room, opens the bottom stair, stops himself halfway down after forgetting his hat, retrieves it from the stairs, and goes back down into his lair.)

Major Monogram: Morning Agent P, We have a report that Doofenshmirtz is at the Shark. We don't know which Shark, but it sounds bad. Ugh! Gives me heebie-jeebie, just think about it...

Carl: Sir, it was a typo, Doof isn't at the Shark, he's at the park.

Major Monogram: Well then, that's a lot lower on my heebie-jeebie scale. So Agent P, uh, change of plan. Head over to the park and stop Doof from doing the doings that Doof does do... (Clears throat)

(Perry salutes and walks)

Carl: You have a heebie-jeebie scale, sir?

Major Monogram: Yeah. You're on it.

(Switches to Flynn-Fletcher backyard) Phineas: An old-fashioned tire-swing but huge and powered by jet-engines that can flatten a small village.