S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants), is the name of the rap/hip-hop song in the episode "Comet Kermillian" by a group of rapping street performers called 2 GuyZ N the Parque in the Danville Park. The song was improvised when Candace passed by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

Lyrics
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens,

Ain't got no rats.....

Background singers: S-I-M-P,

Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,

Then maybe you can be moving like me...

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, watering your plants...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France...

Background singers: She can't see the-

Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!

Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Candace: AAH!

Street Performer 1: ''Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants.''

Street Performer 2: We just got served.

Extended Lyrics
Street Performer 1: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Street Performer 2: Proletariat, bourgeoisie

Background singers: Baby you don't need an academic degree!

Street Performer 1: Everybody smellin' my potpourri!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down!

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down,

Down on the ground...

Street Performer 2 and Background singers: Cuz you know I got it goin' on!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P! (S!)

S to the I to the M to the P! (I!)

Street Performer 1: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (M!)

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P! (P!)

Street Performer 2: If you're losing your hair get yourself implants! (S!)

If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance! (I!)

Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just scratches and rants! (M!)

Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! (P!)

Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: I got squirrels in my pants!