User blog:Megamon13/I got a simple question

Okay so this is my first, and possibly last, blog and I have had one question bothering me since...well some seconds ago. It happened while I was looking at some pages for the Star Wars characters. Specifically Candace, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet.

The question is the next; Why don't we rename Pilot Isabella, Stormtrooper Candace, Stormtrooper Buford and Stormtrooper Baljeet to simply Isabella (Star Wars), Candace (Star Wars), Buford (Star Wars) and Baljeet (Star Wars)?

I know it may sound like a stupid question, but I would like an answer. I don't really wonder about Darthenshmirtz, he's better that way, and Perry the Rebelpus I can also let it pass, but not the four mentioned.