E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

"E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S" aka "Evil Boys" is the song from the episode "Jerk De Soleil." It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard.

Lyrics

 * Those boys are always up to something
 * And it's bringing me to tears
 * Cause just before you get home
 * It always just magically disappears


 * Those boys are evil
 * But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess
 * (Testify Candace, Testify!)
 * Those boys are evil
 * Let me spell it out to you mom
 * E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!


 * They built a roller coaster
 * And a beach in the backyard
 * Drove cattle through the city
 * And messed up the boulevard
 * They took me back in time
 * When we went to that museum
 * They built fifty foot tree-house robots
 * But still you didn't see them


 * Those boys are evil
 * Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kind of distress
 * Those boys are evil
 * Sing it with me
 * E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!


 * I know you think they're saints
 * But mom I'm here to tell
 * Those B-O-Y-S they're just E-V-I-L
 * Those boys are evil
 * They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
 * And that don't feel too good


 * Those boys are evil
 * Everybody!
 * E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
 * That's what I'm talking about
 * E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
 * That's right those boys are
 * Evil little boys

Background Information

 * Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Many of the things that Candace describes the boys doing, audiences hadn't seen them do when this episode had originally aired. (Dan Povenmire Correspondence)
 * Jeremy downloads this song by the end of the episode, asking Candace how she got her voice to sound that way. She responds, "Wild parsnips."