Happy Evil Love Song

This song is sung in the episode "Chez Platypus" by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Love was once a crazy dream,

Now it's my new evil scheme.

Doofenshmirtz's Girlfriend: And I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story:

How an evil boy meets an evil girl.

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world.

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.

I found my other half, yes,

I got an evil love!

Backup Singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)

Doofenshmirtz: When our robot armies march

Girlfriend: To the beating of our hearts,

I'm as happy as can be!

Both: It's the age-old story:

How an evil boy meets an evil girl.

We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world.

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.

You can't foil a plan that's

Built upon evil love!

Backup Singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love)

Girlfriend: Ooh

Doofenshmirtz: Evil love.

Voices
Heinz Doofenshmirtz voiced by Dan Povenmire

Girlfriend (unnamed) voiced by Sheena Easton

Main Writer
Jon Colton Barry

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