Kick My Way Into Her Heart

Couldn't Kick My Way Into My Heart is a song that appears in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's flashback.

Lyrics
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see, Perry the Platypus, throughout my childhood, my mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball.

You know, I think-I think this is best expressed through a song.

My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,

and my brother was an expert from the start.

But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,

I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!

Love Händel: Oh yeah.

He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,

He tried kick the can and even martial arts.

But even with this dedication,

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.

Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.

Oh yeah.

Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!

Background Information

 * Dr. Doofenshmirtz played this on what looked like a balalaika although clearly stated in "Mom's Birthday" that he hated all instruments that started with the letter B.
 * Uses the music and tune from Love Händel's You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart
 * At the end of the song, Danny says "Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!", which is similar to the end of You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart, where he yelled "Goodnight, Tri-State Area!".
 * This song also shows that Doofenshmirtz isn't good at kicking with the right timing.
 * The thing that steps on Doofenshmirtz may be Bigfoot. This may be a reference to Bambi versus Godzilla.
 * Doofensmirtz said "I know people."


 * Swampy (the drummer) is still wearing the exact same suit in every episode.
 * Bobbi (the bass player) is wearing the suit he wore during You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart. The same goes for Danny (the lead guiar player/singer).