Shot in the Butt with a Dart

Shot in the Butt with a Dart is a song featured in the episode "Bad Hair Day", performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz who was tranquilized by Mrs. Johnson.

Lyrics
I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons

Though I'll probably lose conciousness in seventeen seconds

Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care

But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair

If you want to know why, please refer to the chart

I've been shot in the butt with a dart

I've been shot

In the...

[faints]

Continuity

 * Doof uses a cane and a hat for his musical number ("Rollercoaster: The Musical"; "Tree to Get Ready" et.al)


 * Doof makes the "Kickline" ("Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation"; "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" and more...)