E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

"Your singing is awesome! How'd you get your voice to sound like that?" "Oh, same as all the great blues singers: Wild parsnips."

- Jeremy and Candace

"E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S."("Evil Boys") is the song from the episode "Jerk De Soleil."

It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard. Her song also includes some of the other things she tried to bust her brothers for throughout previous episodes.

It Was The #6 Most Voted-for Song In Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown.

E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. is also one of the eight songs that was re-released in the Phineas and Ferb Karaoke Soundtrack.

Lyrics
Candace: Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears

Cause just before you get home

It always just magically disappears

Those boys are evil

But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess

Vivian: Justify, Candace, Justify!

Candace: Those boys are evil

Let me spell it out for you mom

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

They built a roller coaster

And a beach in the backyard

Drove cattle through the city

And messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time

When we went to that museum

They built fifty foot tree-house robots

But still you didn't see them

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress

Those boys are evil

Sing it with me

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

I know you think they're saints

But Mom, I'm here to tell

Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil

They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press

And that don't feel too good!

Those boys are evil

Everybody!

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's what I'm talking about

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's right those boys are

Evil little boys!

Background Information

 * Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Many of the things that Candace describes the boys doing, audiences hadn't seen them do when this episode had originally aired. (Dan Povenmire Correspondence)
 * Jeremy downloads this song by the end of the episode, asking Candace how she got her voice to sound that way. She responds, "Oh, same as all the other blues singers: wild parsnips."
 * Dan Povenmire provided Candace's parsnip-affected voice.
 * The whiteboard used to say: "Today's lesson: working with red yarn!"
 * This was number 6 in "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown".
 * Some of this song is sung to the tune of the song: Bad To The Bone. Also "I'm a woman (w.o.m.a.n.)"
 * The song refers to other episodes: they built a rollercoaster ("Rollercoaster"), a beach in the backyard ("Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror"), drove cattle through the city and messed up our boulevard ("The Magnificent Few"), they took me back in time ("It's About Time!"), they built fifty-foot treehouse robots ("Tree to Get Ready").

Songwriters

 * Bobby Gaylor
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
 * Martin Olson
 * Dan Povenmire

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 * Jerk De Soleil
 * Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown
 * Candace