Swiss Family Phineas/Transcript

 Phineas: Alright, crew, prepare to set sail for the hunt of a lifetime! Helmsman Isabella, raise the jib! Isabella: Ay, ay, captain Phineas. Phineas: Ahoy, Ferb! Any sign of the great white whale? Candace: You guys better not be talking about me! Linda: Boys, can't you wait until we get the boat into the water? Lawrence</a>: Well, it's not actually called a boat, darling, it's called a sloop. When we're on sea there's no right or left, only port and starboard.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Isabella: So... which side has the restroom?<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Lawrence: It's not a restroom, it's-<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Phineas: It's called the poopdeck.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Lawrence: Well no, actually, it's called the head.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Phineas: Really? Cause poopdeck makes much more sense.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Candace: Dad, can we just get this over with? Jeremy's throwing a romantic summer soiree at sunset tonight. I'm kind of on a deadline here.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Lawrence: Oh, don't worry, darling, it's only gonna be a three hour tour.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Candace: A three hour tour?<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Linda: You can use the time to soak up some vitamin D.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Candace: Fine!<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Lawrence: Candace distracted - check!