Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, also known as Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. or Doofenshmirtz Corporation, is a company owned by the evil scientist, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. The company is used to purchase and keep evil inventions. The building also includes apartments, it has elevators, and a revolving door. Doofenshmirtz spends most of his time there, thinking of evil inventions and writing songs.

Buildings
The Doofenshmirtz Evil Corporation has purchased many buildings that Dr. Doofenshmirtz uses for his evil schemes to take over the Tri-state Area. It is also where Heinz has been thwarted by Perry the Platypus, because Major Monogram and the OWCA has any building Doofenshmirtz has purchased on file.

Main Building


Located in the center of Danville, this large building ("Candace's Big Day") is the main and most often seen building of Doofenshmirtz Inc., functioning as both the main lab of Doofenshmirtz's plans and his apartment, which appears to also have a room for his daughter for when she stays with him. Doofenshmirtz bought this building while looking for a place "in his budget" ("That Sinking Feeling"). It has a lab, in which his inventions are kept. A metal brace provides support for the floors above a patio area near the top of the building. The building is shaped approximately like Ferb or a pipe wrench.

The number of floors and interior of the building varies from time to time, much as Danville itself does. The roof is retractable.

There is a window on the side, which has a "panoramic" view of the painful happenings of the Tri-State Area, including a chiropractor's office and a tax building. Another thing that can be seen is the statue of Rutherford B. Hayes, the President with the "best facial hair", that stands in the town square ("Crack That Whip").

The "evil jingle" set up for this building is "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporatеd!", and sometimes afterwards, "...after hours" ("Traffic Cam Caper" and "That Sinking Feeling") or "is carpeted" ("The Chronicles of Meap"). The jingle is sung by Bowling for Soup, and is also Doofenshmirtz's ringtone. ("Rollercoaster")

Abandoned Self Storage


Located at the edge of town, this abandoned self storage building was either bought or just taken by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

It has been used several times by Dr. Doofenshmirtz. One example is when he used it to throw a 16th birthday party for his daughter, Vanessa

Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage!" ("Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together").

Abandoned Vacuum Cleaner Factory


Located somewhere in mid-Danville, the old vacuum cleaner factory closed down not too long ago. Major Monogram informed Agent P that Doofenshmirtz was located there. The roof once held a very large, working vacuum cleaner. The vacuum towered on the top of the building. It was destroyed when Perry the Platypus turned it on, making it roll forward and suck up Phineas and Ferb's submarine with it.

It was used only once, to conceal the invention "Make Up Your Mind-inator", a device Doofenshmirtz said will "Destroy anyone who can't make up their mind".

Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Vacuum Cleaner Factory!"

Strangely, the first floor is occupied by Jeremy's uncle's Sandwich Shop ("Journey to the Center of Candace").

Island Hideout


When Dr. Doofenshmirtz "disappeared," this is the island satellite images found at the exact coordinates he disappeared. It originally belonged to his mentor, Professor Destructicon, who was captured. Before he was captured, the professor instructed Doofenshmirtz to fulfill his dream "to set fire to the sun." Doofenshmirtz then told him, "Dude, you really have to let that one go. It's a ball of fire, it doesn't make any sense." He was then told just to destroy the professor's lair. Agent P took the device Doofenshmirtz was trying to use to destroy the lair and put it on his ship. The island has so far been abandoned again.

Its "evil jingles" are "Doofenshmirtz Hideout-Shaped Island!" and "Doofenshmirtz Mentor's Hideout!" ("One Good Scare Ought to Do It!").



Evil Annex Building-K
This abandoned annex building was bought and used once by Doofenshmirtz Inc. to house all of the bricks Dr. Doofenshmirtz had stolen from the Tri-State Area. Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Evil Annex!" so he could build "The Great Wall of the Tri-State Area". Since it is identical to the Self Storage Building save for the sign, Doofenshmirtz may have replaced the sign ("Toy to the World").

Robot Building


A secondary office set up by Doofenshmirtz Inc. Possesses the ability to convert into robotic form to rampage through the streets of Danville, quickly ground to a halt thanks to Agent P's quick hot-wiring.

Unlike other buildings, The evil jingle remained the typical "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!" ("Flop Starz").

Suburban House
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Located on Maple Drive, in Danville, 3 doors down from the Flynn-Fletcher house, this House in the Suburbs was bought by the Doofenshmirtz Corporation to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz's house. It has a hammock in the backyard, and also a bad neighbor named "Phil" whose leaves are always falling on the yard, angering Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The house also has Plexiglas windows and Doofenshmirtz paid for it with his divorce money. But since he said "life in the suburbs" wasn't for him, it has since been unoccupied.

Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz House in the Suburbs!" ("Put That Putter Away").

Doofenshmirtz Blimp
Like a floating Main Building, the Doofenshmirtz Blimp is used several times by Dr. Doofenshmirtz for many of his inventions. It is one of the most used "other" locations Doofenshmirtz uses. Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Evil Dirigible!" and also the main building's. ("The Fast and the Phineas")

Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater
Like a movie theater, the Doofenshmirtz Cinema is used several times by Dr. Doofenshmirtz for displaying his nemesis, Perry the Platypus on how to get rid of platypuses. Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater!" ("Greece Lightning").

Doofenshmirtz Balloon Pad
Seen once, this was used by Doofenshmirtz to use his "Ugly-inator Ray" to turn everybody ugly. After Perry had a hold of the "Ugly-inator Ray", he turned Doofenshmirtz's balloon from "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc." to "I Love Goodness" and it's flat-screen TV and recliner had been turned into a small TV and a plastic chair. It had no "evil jingle" ("The Best Lazy Day Ever").

Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Cake Factory
Used by Doofenshmirtz to house his Slaveinator. It may be close to the ocean, for Agent P used his whale-whistle to summon a sperm whale into the wall, and it only took a few seconds. It had no "evil jingle" ("Raging Bully").

Doofenshmirtz Mountain Top Castle Laboratory
This castle was used by Doofenshmirtz to house his "Shrinkspheria". It is located in the northern top of the world, somewhere miles off the coast of Canada. It has no "evil jingle" ("Mom's Birthday").

Woodland House
This woodland house was used by Dr. Doofenshmirtz to have a date with a woman he met online. It's located in the same woods as Phineas and Ferb's grandparents live. It had no "evil jingle", but the doorbell rings the main building's one ("Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"), it was later seen again and called a vacation condo in the "evil jingle". ("Last Train to Bustville")

Lake Winimahatikihaha Water Fortress
A water fortress on this oddly-named lake in Danville, it was used by Dr. Doofenshmirtz once to have his army of termites eat all the wood in the tristate area. It is like a dome, set up inside like a normal Doofenshmirtz Inc. building, and its "evil jingle" is the same as the main building ("The Magnificent Few").

Doofania


A country founded by Doofenshmirtz to be better then his brother, Roger. The country was built on an inner tube in the bay of Danville. It didn't have an evil jingle, but did have a national anthem. The country was popped after an accident when a fishеrman saw a rainbow and hit the tube with his hook. The rainbow was created by Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher ("Hail Doofania!").

Doofenshmirtz's Quality Bratwurst
The bratwurst cart that Heinz owned as a teenager. He was treated terribly there, so later on he built The Hot Dog Vendor Revenge-Inator. Its "jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz's Quality Bratwurst!" although it is not said seriously ("Backyard Aquarium").

Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding Inc.
While this was not an actual company, Heinz Doofenshmirtz mentioned it to Perry the Platypus when he was going to make termites eat the wood off all the buildings in the Tri-State Area. Doofenshmirtz then said he would make aluminum in this company to take the place of wood. Its short-lived "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding!" ("The Magnificent Few").

Doofenshmirtz Flatbed Micro-bus:
This is the vehicle that Doofenshmirtz used to transport his "Be Gone-inator". Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz flatbed micro-bus!" ("Just Passing Through").

Doofenshmirtz Rocket Powered Jet Skiff
This is the vehicle Doofenshmirtz used to transport his Anti Romance Rocket untill it fell off. Its "evil jingle" is "Doofenshmirtz Rocket Powered Jet Skiff!" ("What Do It Do?").

Doofenshmirtz Evil Airplane
This is the vehicle Doofenshmirtz used, when he planned to drop Eulg over the Tri-State Area adult diaper factory. It had no "evil jingle". ("I Was a Middle Aged Robot").

Doofenshmirtz Evil Hot Air Balloon
This is the vehicle Doofenshmirtz used to transport his Ball gown-inator. It had no "evil jingle" ("Gaming the System").

Doofenshmirtz Evil Hover Pad
This is the vehicle Doofenshmirtz used when he plotted to insult the whales. It was also seen when he flew over the world shrinking monuments for his train set. It had no "evil jingle" ("Perry Lays an Egg").

Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch (Warlock) Castle
As Candace dreams about this place, it wasn't actually real, but was the head of operations for the Doofenshmirtz in Candace's dream. Its evil jingle was "Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle!" ("Wizard of Odd").

Doofenshmirtz Ex-Wife's House In the Hills Somewhere
Doofenshmirtz's wife (Charlene) and Doofenshmirtz's daughter (Vanessa) live there. Its evil jingle was "Doofenshmirtz Ex-Wife's House In The Hills Somewhere!" ("Finding Mary McGuffin").

Known Employees

 * Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Owner/manager)
 * Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Errand runner)
 * Norm (Giant robot assistant)
 * Nancy (Maid) (fired)
 * Chorus girls
 * Jingle-singing men

Background Information

 * The logo on the side of the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building uses the "Playbill" font.
 * Is over 55.8 feet tall ("Attack of the 50 Foot Sister")
 * His property is only a block from the ocean.
 * Even though Doofenshmirtz owns the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building, he has been seen to let there be vacancy. ("At the Car Wash")
 * Doofenshmirtz currently lives at the 45th floor. However, at times he was seen on the 38th ("Fireside Girl Jamboree") and the 40th ("Candace's Big Day").
 * Annabelle Johnson was interested in buying Dr. Doofenshmirtz's building. She liked the colors purple and green in the building, the 70s style design, and especially the gargoyles ("Run, Candace, Run").
 * Previous "evil jingles" have included "Doofenshmirtz holding a bucket" ("Perry Lays an Egg"), "Doofenshmirtz out in the forest" ("Interview with a Platypus"), "Doofenshmirtz carbon footprint" ("Suddenly Suzy") and "Doofenshmirtz walks to the diner" ("Ain't No Kiddie Ride")
 * Goof: Sometimes, the main building's sign has one line of text, while other times, it has two.
 * If you put the name into an acronym, it says DEI. Rearranged, it spells DIE.
 * The building is at least 45 stories high ("Candace's Big Day").
 * Other people live in the building ("At The Car Wash").
 * In "Rollercoaster: The Musical!" is it shown that the "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated"-jingle was never finished.