User:Bobtherandomguy

"One can find many things offensive, its those that look beyond the hate, those that realize their is more to life then petty arguments and should take certain things at face value instead of conspiring towards a deeper meaning, that they will find true happiness"

- Bob "Would You Like a Portion"

- Neil the British guy from an audience panel

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Salutations, Phineasfans and Ferbnatics, my name is Brandon, but I would greatly prefer the internet community address me by the moniker Bob. I'm 20, and until recently was happily single, but now I'm "dating" my best friends sister. For some reason I have a strange attachment to things that remind me of my own childhood. I realized long ago that my thought process is a little unorthodox but most things I say, I have thought about to the point of insanity, so if it looks like I'm just making stuff up, ask me about it, I'll probably have an answer. Aside from being a part time college student, I'm a full time nerd, I have my own P & F fan fiction series on FanFiction.Net detailing the lives of the Phineas and Ferb aside from the six people who appear in every episode. My favorite characters on Phineas and Ferb are O.W.C.A Sub-commander Major Francis Monogram, Resident Ladies man Baljeet Patel, That Disco Miniature Dancing Queen Stacy Hirano and her possible little sister Ginger and finally The adorably deranged Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. My favorite episodes are Dude, We're Gettin' the Band Back Together! because it's the first one I saw, Put That Putter Away because quite frankly I like Stacy, and finally One Good Scare Ought to Do It! & That Sinking Feeling because hell even I'm a victim to a cute shipping episode. However my favorite songs are The Moments When We Didn't Get Along a touching tribute to Perry and Doof's Foemance from the episode It's About Time! and The Doof's other love song Evil Love from Chez Platypus.

Recently I have decided that detailing my thoughts in blog form was easier to accomplish then attempting to say the same thing in Fanfiction, and thus will likely become a regular occurrence. Interestingly despite my genuine disinterest in fictional relationships I seem to write a lot about shipping, odd perhaps. This is likely to gain me much scorn, but honestly, probably 60% of the blogs on this site are basically: So who do you think looks cute together, phrased of course with the spelling and grammar of Agent M on a typewriter. Followed closely by the yelling of a portmanteau couple name and the word Rocks, seriously people don't turn into Irwin's. I must make it clear that you will never see a blog from me, that has not been thought out to the point of insanity, so join me for the ride that will undoubtedly end with institution.

Anywhoodles, my Blog's so far include 1. Ferb and Gretchen do not have midnight rendezvous, nor have they ever spoken or even looked at one another. 2. Baljeet is Danville's babe magnet and Katie and Milly mock Ginger since they realize that they don't stand a chance. 3. Isabella was traumatized by events occurring prior to the series and her participation has been her sad delusions, in regards to Phineas' unrequited love. 4. A School series will never happen because...its a stupid idea, 5. What I say about shipping should have no bearing on your individual feelings, Flame wars are stupid, just ignore someone if they disagree with you. 6. Who is Phineas and Candace's father(Hint: It's not a Doofenshmritz) 7. Big Brother...Carl? 8. Isabella and Vanessa are cartoon versions of members of the production staff's family's hence their "relationships" with titular characters. 9. Are The Fireside Girls more then meets the eye? 10. I most certainly am evil thanks for asking. What I find to rant about next, perhaps the connection between Major Monogram and Buford, maybe a dedication to Coltrane, or explaining why the fireside girls are a collaborative hive-mind controlled by Suzie in her plot to get rid of Candace. None of those are likely, but you never know so just enjoy yourself.

Furthermore if you are a fan of my long winded discussions, I'm also answering questions at Wikianswers, so if you ask something I just might answer it there too, so beware.

Possible Future Blog's
1. What does Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated actually do, it appears to be a legitimate business but the only thing known about them is Doofenshmirtz purchases a lot of stuff on the internet. I mean its got big signs that say "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated" on it. How does Charlene not see them?

2. Why does every Phineas and Ferb fan fiction involving Phinbella make it seem like the song Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo was written about Isabella, or that Phineas would ever sing a song he explicitly mentioned was meaningless to someone he "loved".

3. Why does Buford call Phineas, "Dinner Bell"?

4. Why does Isabella imagine Phineas as a centaur

and finally my personal hypothesis that if Doofenshmirtz used the evilinator on Phineas life in the Tri-State Area, perhaps even the world would quickly end.

I am a member of the coalition against noobish teenagers enjoying everlasting naptimes or C.A.N.T.E.E.N for short