User:SemiAquaticEggLayinMammalOfAction

You might think that I'm Perry the Platypus, because I'm a semi-aquatic, egg-layin' mammal of action, but that is not the case.

I am--drum roll please--PATTY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!! Yes, she is the rookie platypus in the agency, and Perry's girlfriend!!!!! <3

And yes, I made her up.

I look kinda like Perry, only my "dashing fedora" is LAVENDER!!!!!

Plus, I have those super-hot feminine looks that Perry fell for instantly.

Oh, and how can Perry be an "egg-layin' mammal"? He's a dude, right? :P