Nostrils on the Bus

Nostrils on the Bus is a song that appears in "My Fair Goalie".

Short version
Nostrils on the bus

Full version
Chorus: Nostrils on the bus! Nostril: It's not public transport

It's a sports-themed charter

Nostrils: Association football

Nostril: Nobody's rockin' harder

When you think about it all you need to know about us is

Nostrils: We are the Nostrils

Nostrils & Driver: And we're on this bus!

Chorus: Nostrils on the bus!

Background information
This song first appears when the Nostrils are first mentioned. It appears various times throughout the episode in this short version. During the credits, this song is extended to a full song.