It's About Time!/Transcript

Part I
Scene opens up showing the Danville Museum of Natural History.

Lawrence: Look, kids, these fossils are of creatures that lived here in Danville millions of years ago.

Linda: Lucky these things aren't here today.

Candace: No. Lucky would be if we weren't still here today.

Lawrence: Oh, look. This T-Rex footprint was found not 30 yards from this very spot. Hey, it says here that this fossil was dug up right near our very own neighborhood.

Phineas: Didn't we have a dog named Bucky who got sick and went to live on kindly Old Man Simmons' farm?

Lawrence: Oh, uh, let's move on, shall we? This exhibit is kindly Old Man Simmons-- Hey! Who's up for milkshakes?

Phineas: Hmm? [Angelic chorus] "Gadgets Through The Ages". This exhibit was made for us, Ferb. Hey, what are all those people looking at?

Tour Guide: And this is one of our curious pieces, a time machine made by a 19th century scientist named Xavier Onassis. But, of course, we know he never finished it, or else we'll still see him here today. [Laughs] Right? Right? Eh, anyone? All right. Moving on.

Phineas: A time machine, huh? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Ferb: [Pulls out screwdriver]

Phineas: Right. Let's fix us a time machine. Hey, where's Perry?