New Greenland Anthem

 is sung by the evil Professor Bannister in the episode "Sidetracked", as he tells Perry and Lyla his plans for his home country, including a new national anthem.

Lyrics
Bannister: O Greenland,

Home of things that aren't so green,

Though we call it Greenland.

Shiny Greenland,

People are very short there

In Greenland.

Background information
Second song that is a national anthem (Hail Doofania!)