Irving's Camp Fire Song

 is a song that Irving sings when filling in for Phineas and the gang during their global concert in Phineas and Ferb Save Summer. It is a campfire song that his mother taught him about the dangers of nature.

Part One
Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line,

If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.)

Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided,

And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub.

With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee,

Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me

Part Two
Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly...

(shivers) Freezing!

Your large intestines wrapped around a tree...

Does anyone have a sweater?

Part Three
Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies!

Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies!

Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes!

Malaria!

End Credits
Irving: Everybody!

Doodly-doodly-dee!

Crowd: Dengue fever!

Irving: Diddly diddly doo!

Crowd: Whooping cough!

Irving: If you go into the woods

Then this will happen to you!

Nature's gross!

''Thank you! Thank you very much! My mom taught me that song!''

Background Information

 * First time Irving sings a solo song.
 * http://cs413324.vk.me/v413324124/86f4/WazWLTATP4c.jpg

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