A Real Boy

If only I were a real boy.

When Dr. Doofenshmirtz thinks Vanessa overhears him say he would rather have a son to do his evil bidding, he feels terrible so he intends to zap her with the "Forget-about-it-Inator." Meanwhile, Norm shares his feelings of wanting to be a real boy with Dr. Doofenshmirtz and decides to play up the "son" role. Back at the Flynn-Fletcher household, Candace has Stacy hypnotize her into ignoring the need to bust her brothers so that she can spend the entire afternoon relaxing with Jeremy, but unfortunately the hypnosis trigger words end up playing right into her date with Jeremy.

Episode Summary
Norm wakes up, while playing Sunshine, Happiness and Gum on the radio, and accidentally punches a hole in the wall when he stretches, so, he pushes his bed to another place and put a picture of Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the wall. After walking by a full wall with that, he paints his regular clothes in the bathroom and replaces his "sleepy" head to a "happy" head. He goes into the living room to make eggs, but Doofenshmirtz doesn't like it since he always cook it with the shells on it. Doofenshmirtz gets a video chat with Rodney as he shows his super zappinizer that he build with the help of his son, Orville von Roddenstein, that he's glad to have a son instead of a daughter that goes shopping. Doofenshmirtz complains him about what he said that daughters are useless and should have a son that would make his life easier and unknown to him that Vanessa Doofenshmirtz was standing next to him and heard everything. As Doofenshmirtz sees her, Vanessa quickly leaves him and he tries to apologize to her, in addition Norm tries to cheer him up by telling that he's like a father to him but Doofenshmirtz cuts him off before Norm can comment.

The scene then cuts to Phineas and Ferb, where Isabella comes by and asks what Phineas is doing. He tells her about a toy which has a spring suction cup that pops in the air, and he and Ferb build a big one for them to ride in. As Candace watches them from a window, Phineas and Ferb, along with their friends, ride in the spring suction cup, wonders when it's gonna pop and wonders where Perry is, as the ride suddenly pops in the air.

In Perry's lair, Major Monogram discuss that the cafeteria officially stinks since they removed that Mexican stand with tacos. Carl tells that he being unfair about it since it still has the chili sauce. As Perry arrives, Monogram briefs him of his mission about Doofenshmirtz chatting online with the other members of the evil organization L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. that he should investigate them immediately.

Back in the backyard, Phineas and Ferb, along with their friends, decide to do again with the spring suction cup ride. As Candace watches over the window that its mocking her, she makes a puppet hand version of her and Phineas about taking a submarine inside her esophagus. Stacy comes to her room with a pocket watch that uses for hypnotism which is why Candace needs it and she explains she needs to get rid of her urge to bust her brothers to hang with Jeremy. Stacy explains about the origin of hypnosis which she saw in Candace's poster, and Candace wonders why she had one.

At Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Doofenshmirtz tells Perry that Vanessa given him the cold shoulder since she heard from what he said earlier. That he should be a good father to her and decided to blast his new invention, the Forget-About-It-Inator, to make Vanessa forget everything that happened earlier.

Stacy successfully hypnotized Candace to forgetting about trying to bust Phineas and Ferb by giving her a trigger world that "Holy Guacamole" will forget Phineas and Ferb and "Leaping Lizards" back to her original self. However, in the middle of her date with Jeremy after seeing a lizard, a kid accidentally says "Leaping Lizards", causing Candace to go and try to bust Phineas and Ferb.

Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Doofenshmirtz is trying to "take a picture" of his daughter, but discovers she was wearing headphones and did not hear a thing he said the whole time. He tries to blast Perry, but blasts himself instead as Perry switches the position when Doofenshmirtz was distracted by Norm. Norm fools him into thinking that he is his son and Perry escapes. Doofenshmirtz then finds fun in pushing the fire button on his Forget-About-It-Inator, which by coincidence hits Linda just as Candace finally was able to bust Phineas and Ferb. After a few repeats hit by Linda who says "Holy Guacamole", making Candace hurriedly get back on her date with Jeremy and forgetting Phineas and Ferb. Linda gets hits by the ray one last time and sees Perry, not able to notice Phineas and Ferb.

Doofenshmirtz is still pressing the button, but the machine explodes due to an overload, bringing Doofenshmirz's memory back. Later, Norm is sitting in the closet with Vanessa's headphones and Doofenshmirtz walks in, saying that he discovered someone who he considers family and that is "Perry the Platypus, see ya around, junkpile!" The episode ends with Norm sitting in the dark, happily saying, "Apology accepted, dad".

Songs

 * Sunshine, Happiness and Gum
 * A Real Boy (song)

End Credits
Second verse of A Real Boy (song)

The "Too Young" Line
None.

Ferb's Line
None

Perry's entrance to his lair
Unknown, but he entered while Major Monogram and Carl are discussing about the cafeteria food.

Evil Jingle
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Background Information

 * http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/phineas-and-ferb-phineas-and-ferb-interrupted-a-real-boy/EP009488470214
 * http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?t=283288
 * Another time Linda sees what the boys had done, but something erases it out of her memory.
 * This is the first episode, where Candace busts her brothers more than once. (Because her mother forgot it several times.)
 * Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz breaks the fourth wall by looking directly in the camera when Dr. Doofenshmirtz says that he is not in a sitcom.
 * Phineas and Ferb's invention doesn't disappear in this episode.
 * Doofenshmirtz has come to think of Perry the Platypus as family.
 * This is the first episode to focus on Norm.
 * This episode reveals that Doofenshmirtz may have halitosis (Bad breath).
 * It is revealed that Rodney builids "Inizer"'s, rather then "Inator";s.

Production Information

 * This episode appeared on Disney Channel in the morning of July 15, 2011.

International Premieres

 * August 24, 2011 (Canada)

Continuity

 * Candace mentions Phineas and Ferb traveling inside her using a submarine ("Journey to the Center of Candace").
 * After Doofenshmirtz tells Norm that he isn't his father, Norm says "Bu-bu-bu-bu-but..." like Candace did during the song There is No Candy in Me ("Picture This").
 * During the song, A Real Boy, Norm says that he runs on squirrel-power ("Phineas and Ferb-Busters!").
 * This is the third time that someone says "I am not your father". The first was Major Monogram's "daddy" ("Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!") and the second time was Mitch ("The Chronicles of Meap").
 * Ninth time Ferb doesn't talk.
 * This is the second episode to begin at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ("Hail Doofania!").
 * Norm ends his rap inside what appears to be a huge blimp hangar. Phineas and Ferb use this same hangar in "Run, Candace, Run" to see if they can outrun light in their high-speed shoes.
 * One of the female singers in the song is also seen in "Comet Kermillian" but with blonde hair.

Errors

 * While Norm was changing his CD the picture of Doofenshmirtz his eyebrows was transparent.
 * Norm changes his CD, it looks in front, but his table is at the side of his bed.
 * When Norm paints his clothes on, the only color paint he has is blue-gray, even though his clothes are also red and white.
 * When Norm puts on his other head, first his freckles are darker, but then they get normal on the same scene.
 * When Heinz learns about Vanessa's headphones, Vanessa's hair goes down to her shoulders instead of mid-back.
 * At one point, when Heinz talks to Perry, his head is drawn outside of his hair.
 * When Norm wakes up and moves his bed a little to the right since he accidentaly poked a hole while he was stretching, he then puts a picture of Doofenshmirtz on his wall. The picture looked evil, but after he put it there, Doofenshmirtz's picture looks like he is smiling.
 * Major Monogram says they aren't allowed to leave O.W.C.A. for lunch, but in Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?, he says they eat lunch at Slushy Burger every day. Although since his exact words were "going off the lot," this could imply that there is a Slushy Burger within the O.W.C.A. compound. However, in this episode, Monogram decided to break the rules, which he might do every day.
 * The headphones Vanessa wears are black, but when she gives it to Norm they are white, she may give him another set of headphones.
 * When Candace runs from Jeremy she has nothing on her wrists, but when she enters the backyard she has a watch on.
 * When Candace went back to the backyard, a part of her dress turned into a circle.
 * When Norm said "I have squirrel on a treadmill" in the song, he was incorrect since the squirrel was on a hamster wheel.
 * The suction cup spring thing has five seats inside when first viewed. After the five kids pile in, they appear to be sitting four wide with Buford is nowhere to be seen. However, in one aerial shot, Buford is seen to be lying behind the other four children, out of normal view.
 * In one scene Doofenshmirtz loses a little of hair, then it reappears.
 * When Doofenshmirtz says "Someone I've begun to think of as family," when talking to Norm near the end of the episode, his eyebrows move up and down rapidly.

Allusions

 * The Adventures of Pinocchio - Becoming a real boy is a theme popularized through the story of Pinocchio, specifically the Disney movie.
 * Futurama - A robot that turns in human is a topic seen in a "Futurama" episode.
 * Three's Company-- Doofenshmirtz rambles about this situation being like a sitcom in which a misheard remark causes hilarious misunderstandings and situations. This was a stock plot of Three's Company, the eighties sitcom starring John Ritter and Joyce DeWitt.
 * Boys 2 Men - There is a another poster beside Candace's James Brade poster with a band called Mimez 2 Men.
 * Skype - The video chat format Heinz was using to talk to Rodney is very similar to Skype's video chat format.
 * The Alamo - Doofenshmirtz made his Forget-about-it-inator to commemorate the 170th anniversary of the 1836 Battle of the Alamo Mission, where the Mexican army decimated a small force of Texians (later Texans) who had captured the mission and tried to defend it. The Texians' subsequent battle cry, "Remember the Alamo!" is still used today and would be a formidable challenge to the Forget-about-it-inator. The 170th anniversary would have been in 2006.
 * Little Orphan Annie - The phrase "Leaping Lizards" was popularized by Annie as her catchphrase.
 * Red Dwarf - Norm's spare heads are very similar to Kryten's.

Cast

 * Vincent Martella as Phineas
 * Ashley Tisdale as Candace
 * Thomas Sangster as Ferb
 * Caroline Rhea as Mom
 * Mitchel Musso as Jeremy
 * Dan Povenmire as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
 * Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Major Monogram
 * Dee Bradley Baker as Perry
 * John Viener as Norm
 * Alyson Stoner as Isabella
 * Maulik Pancholy as Baljeet
 * Bobby Gaylor as Buford
 * Kelly Hu as Stacy
 * Olivia Olson as Vanessa